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Teh One Who Knocks
11-20-2012, 11:16 PM
By Elizabeth Dinan - Seacoast Online


PORTSMOUTH — When a Salvation Army bell ringer arrived in Market Square Tuesday morning, set up a donation kettle and began ringing for donations, Sarah Hamilton-Parker called the police.

“I listen to this for 200 hours a year,” said Hamilton-Parker, who works in a downtown shop near the annual bell ringers. “This is my fourth year and I can't take it anymore. I'm so sick of it.”

She said the bell ringing starts in the morning, clangs all day long, then continues into the night. According to her calculations, she listens to 40 hours of Salvation Army bell ringing every week, for five weeks a year, or 200 hours a year.

“I don't get a break,” she said. “It makes my blood pressure go sky high.”

Hamilton-Parker said she's complained to the Salvation Army every year for the past four years and asked that the bell ringers be moved across the street to the front of the North Church. But nothing has changed, she said.

She's also researched the city's noise ordinance which bans excessive noise and said she thinks the fund-raising bell ringers qualify as noise under that definition. But Police Capt. Mike Schwartz said the noise ordinance “doesn't apply” because city officials grant permission for the bell ringers to shake their bells in that location on an seasonal basis.

“I recognize her concern, but it's something the city has given permission for,” he said. “They don't even let me pick out my own clothes, so I don't have a say in it. But you do have a voice in city government. These are not back-room decisions.”

Hamilton-Parker said she's tried to convince the Salvation Army that its bell ringers would be better located in front of a coffee shop, for example, where people do cash business, instead of in front of downtown jewelry stores where people typically make credit card purchases.

“I've looked for every reason to make it go away,” she said. “I've got two sets of earplugs - one for me and one for my employee. I have my earplugs on for five weeks. It's just ridiculous.”

Hamilton-Parker said she also discovered, through trial and error, that playing autoharp music inside her store best masks the ringing bells because the music is “bell-like.”

“It makes me hate Christmas,” she said.

The downtown store clerk said if she can't get the bell ringers to move across the street, or to ring their bells at rotating locations in the downtown area, she'll write a letter of complaint to city officials.

She's also toyed with the idea of drafting a petition and bringing it around to other downtown businesspeople.

“I don't think it's an unreasonable request that they move across the street, or move around,” she said. “I'm a reasonable person. I just don't think it's fair.”

According to the Salvation Army's national headquarters, the “kettle campaigns” are run locally.

Late Tuesday afternoon, Pat James, from the Salvation Army's Northern New England Division in Portland, Maine, said she'd look into the local complaint and try to find a solution. James said if the Market Square location is a good one for raising money, the ringers may be given a “dead” non-ringing bell.

“The kettle effort is such an important program to help us help other people,” she said. “The money raised is critical for our services.”

The Salvation Army is a Christian-based charitable organization and its first known fundraiser using a kettle to collect cash was in 1891.

RBP
11-20-2012, 11:19 PM
fucking bells :x

Teh One Who Knocks
11-20-2012, 11:21 PM
fucking bells :x

:-k



I

Hear the sledges with the bells -
Silver bells!
What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.

II

Hear the mellow wedding bells -
Golden bells!
What a world of happiness their harmony foretells!
Through the balmy air of night
How they ring out their delight!
From the molten-golden notes,
And all in tune,
What a liquid ditty floats
To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats
On the moon!
Oh, from out the sounding cells
What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! -how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the bells, bells, bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!

III

Hear the loud alarum bells -
Brazen bells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright!
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,
In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor
Now -now to sit or never,
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of despair!
How they clang, and clash, and roar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear it fully knows,
By the twanging
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows;
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling
And the wrangling,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells -
Of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
In the clamor and the clangor of the bells!

IV

Hear the tolling of the bells -
Iron bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people -ah, the people -
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone -
They are neither man nor woman -
They are neither brute nor human -
They are Ghouls:
And their king it is who tolls;
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls
A paean from the bells!
And his merry bosom swells
With the paean of the bells!
And he dances, and he yells;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the paean of the bells,
Of the bells -
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the throbbing of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells -
To the sobbing of the bells;
Keeping time, time, time,
As he knells, knells, knells,
In a happy Runic rhyme,
To the rolling of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells -
To the tolling of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.

RBP
11-20-2012, 11:23 PM
:-s wtf is that...

The bells are pretty obnoxious. :hand:

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:28 PM
Did anyone else read nose in the title instead of noise?

:oops:

RBP
11-20-2012, 11:29 PM
Did anyone else read nose in the title instead of noise?

:oops:

No bc we can read. :|


:nana:

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:31 PM
:nutkick:

Muddy
11-20-2012, 11:33 PM
Yeah those bells bug the shit outta me.. Let Obama feed his people.. :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-20-2012, 11:33 PM
:-s wtf is that...

The bells are pretty obnoxious. :hand:

:facepalm:

It's Edgar Allen Poe

:shakehead:

RBP
11-20-2012, 11:34 PM
:facepalm:

It's Edgar Allen Poe

:shakehead:

Ravens are less annoying :hand:

Muddy
11-20-2012, 11:34 PM
I'm not giving shit to charity ever again. except animal charitys or childrens hospital stuff etc.

RBP
11-20-2012, 11:35 PM
Yeah those bells bug the shit outta me.. Let Obama feed his people.. :hand:

damn straight, we elected a socialist for a reason!