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Teh One Who Knocks
11-20-2012, 11:38 PM
...until the End Of The World :|

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:39 PM
At least you'll get some rest.

:tup:

Muddy
11-20-2012, 11:39 PM
...until the End Of The World :|

That pops into my mind as well.. Every time I see something.. e.g Israel bombing shit, I think "Is this the spark that starts the fire" ? :lol:

RBP
11-20-2012, 11:40 PM
I only thought hell would freeze over when I got a job. Sorry. :oops:

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:43 PM
I only thought hell would freeze over when I got a job. Sorry. :oops:

:-s

What does hell freezing over have to do with the world ending?

RBP
11-20-2012, 11:45 PM
:-s

What does hell freezing over have to do with the world ending?

It's obviously worse than I originally thought.

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:50 PM
If the world is gonna end, I guess that means we don't have to do any Christmas shopping.

:)

Muddy
11-20-2012, 11:50 PM
If the world is gonna end, I guess that means we don't have to do any Christmas shopping.

:)

Thats fine.. I was gonna get that flittlebanger you always wanted though..

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo

It's gonna get posted eventually anyway...

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:52 PM
Thats fine.. I was gonna get that flittlebanger you always wanted though..

:-s

Fittlebanger?

Is she hot?

Muddy
11-20-2012, 11:54 PM
flittlebanger and its an apparatus.

RBP
11-20-2012, 11:56 PM
Man if google has no results you know you're in trouble DGX. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:56 PM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=flittlebanger&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bpcl=38897761&biw=800&bih=491&wrapid=tlif135345577184311&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw&ei=lxisUJX2D4Lo8gTmtYGoCw

And safe search is off.

:nono:

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 11:57 PM
Man if google has no results you know you're in trouble DGX. :lol:

No shit.

:lol:

Muddy
11-20-2012, 11:57 PM
http://c10184100.r0.cf2.rackcdn.com/03-30-12_dr-seuss-how-the-grinch-stole-christmas_original.jpg

Muddy
11-20-2012, 11:58 PM
No shit.

:lol:

Damn! :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 03:00 PM
Less than one month now :sad2:

RBP
11-21-2012, 03:02 PM
The world's ending and I still can't get laid. :|

Lambchop
11-21-2012, 04:09 PM
Well, I guess it's time to confess all of the things I have done during the last 6 years within this community.

∙ Joined at the age of 17 and kept my age hidden so that I could masturbate within an adult community.

∙ Hacked into the arcade using scripts and gave myself the top score in most games.

∙ Used macro scripts to boost my post count in the whoring section.

∙ Created a big fuss about inactive moderators without actually caring.

∙ Used alt accounts to support my arguments.

∙ Masturbated to Little Em's posts after finding out it was a guy.

∙ Made a few users send me awkward pictures after pretending to have an interest in them.

∙ Asked a load of questions I already knew the answer to but wanted to make people think I was ignorant and naive.

∙ I was SexualHarrassmentPanda on that league website and I was winning until I stopped playing.


I'll add to the list when it comes back to me.

Forgive me and I hope to see you all in the next life.

Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 04:14 PM
The world's ending and I still can't get laid. :|

I'll have extra sex over the long weekend with my g/f to make up for it :thumbsup:

RBP
11-21-2012, 04:15 PM
Well, I guess it's time to confess all of the things I have done during the last 6 years within this community.

∙ Joined at the age of 17 and kept my age hidden so that I could masturbate within an adult community.

∙ Hacked into the arcade using scripts and gave myself the top score in most games.

∙ Used macro scripts to boost my post count in the whoring section.

∙ Created a big fuss about inactive moderators without actually caring.

∙ Used alt accounts to support my arguments.

∙ Masturbated to Little Em's posts after finding out it was a guy.

∙ Made a few users send me awkward pictures after pretending to have an interest in them.

∙ Asked a load of questions I already knew the answer to but wanted to make people think I was ignorant and naive.

∙ I was SexualHarrassmentPanda on that league website and I was winning until I stopped playing.


I'll add to the list when it comes back to me.

Forgive me and I hope to see you all in the next life.



:lol: awesome list!

RBP
11-21-2012, 04:16 PM
I'll have extra sex over the long weekend with my g/f to make up for it :thumbsup:

You're not married. :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 04:17 PM
You're not married. :nono:

Your point? :-s

Jezter
11-21-2012, 04:17 PM
You're not married. :nono:

That's exactly why he still gets to tap dat ass. :lol:

redred
11-21-2012, 04:18 PM
:lol: nice list lamby

Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 04:18 PM
Do I take the 21st or 22nd off? :-k


*just in case, don't want to be at work when the whole shithouse goes up..

RBP
11-21-2012, 04:18 PM
I just got a mental image of Lance having sex. :doh:

redred
11-21-2012, 04:19 PM
I just get a mental image of Lance having sex. :doh:

i have that now as well

Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 04:22 PM
I've got the webcam image :sad2:

RBP
11-21-2012, 04:22 PM
i have that now as well

Yeah I wasn't aroused by it :shock:

Jezter
11-21-2012, 04:23 PM
Lets all join Lamby's Skype faproom to fap it out of our system.

redred
11-21-2012, 04:24 PM
everyone go to hal's hole it will get the image out of your heads

Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 04:28 PM
Yeah I wasn't aroused by it :shock:

:liar:

DemonGeminiX
11-21-2012, 07:34 PM
I just got a mental image of Lance having sex. :doh:


i have that now as well


I've got the webcam image :sad2:


Yeah I wasn't aroused by it :shock:

:|

http://i.imgur.com/NumQy.jpg

It's in my head now too. You bastards.

Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 07:36 PM
Lance Skyped his last sexual encounter to me....

all that screaming, crying and moaning made me turn it off.

Hopefully next time he'll have a partner in the room when he broadcasts :|

minz
11-21-2012, 07:36 PM
:lol: Fortunately my imagination has gone to sleep for the night.

Jezter
11-21-2012, 07:38 PM
:lol: Fortunately my imagination has gone to sleep for the night.

Here's a hint:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W5gmkaKFiF0/TLa0zC7rVXI/AAAAAAAAABk/7esQEXHB-Y0/s1600/geek_sex.jpg

The material for the bazillion forum posts don't appear on its own! :lol:

minz
11-21-2012, 07:39 PM
:rofl:

Goofy
11-21-2012, 11:04 PM
Well, I guess it's time to confess all of the things I have done during the last 6 years within this community.

∙ Joined at the age of 17 and kept my age hidden so that I could masturbate within an adult community.

∙ Hacked into the arcade using scripts and gave myself the top score in most games.

∙ Used macro scripts to boost my post count in the whoring section.

∙ Created a big fuss about inactive moderators without actually caring.

∙ Used alt accounts to support my arguments.

∙ Masturbated to Little Em's posts after finding out it was a guy.

∙ Made a few users send me awkward pictures after pretending to have an interest in them.

∙ Asked a load of questions I already knew the answer to but wanted to make people think I was ignorant and naive.

∙ I was SexualHarrassmentPanda on that league website and I was winning until I stopped playing.


I'll add to the list when it comes back to me.

Forgive me and I hope to see you all in the next life.

Hahahahaha


Here's a hint:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W5gmkaKFiF0/TLa0zC7rVXI/AAAAAAAAABk/7esQEXHB-Y0/s1600/geek_sex.jpg

The material for the bazillion forum posts don't appear on its own! :lol:

:shock: Explains a lot :lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-22-2012, 03:28 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8os9eP3Mn1qgdpxvo1_500.gif

Loser
11-22-2012, 05:01 AM
...until the End Of The World :|

I dunno about the end of the world, but if some kind of apocalypse happened, it would at least wipe out a lot of stupid fat motherfuckers. :thumbsup:

So at least look at the bright side ;)

RBP
11-22-2012, 05:07 AM
I dunno about the end of the world, but if some kind of apocalypse happened, it would at least wipe out a lot of stupid fat motherfuckers. :thumbsup:

So at least look at the bright side ;)

but but but... I'm a stupid fat motherfucker. you hate me :sad2:

Loser
11-22-2012, 05:20 AM
but but but... I'm a stupid fat motherfucker. you hate me :sad2:

No, you're intelligent and jolly at best. :hug:

RBP
11-22-2012, 05:45 AM
No, you're intelligent and jolly at best. :hug:

wow :lol: worst compliment ever.

Loser
11-22-2012, 06:16 AM
wow :lol: worst compliment ever.

:lol:

And I wonder why I aint been laid since gas cost a dollar :facepalm:

RBP
11-22-2012, 06:46 AM
:lol:

Korpiklaani
11-22-2012, 09:27 PM
Anyone who believes deserves a punch in the face...

Teh One Who Knocks
11-27-2012, 02:21 PM
Just over 3 weeks to go now...

DemonGeminiX
11-27-2012, 05:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ksN1tBFl50

Noilly Pratt
11-30-2012, 05:29 AM
So, any bets on how it will happen? Will we go with a ka-whomp like the death star or will we be sent hurtling towards the sun, get bitchin' suntans for 2.3 seconds and that's that?

Lance, when you reach the next plane of existence, create tehbasement again and then we can continue this discussion, mmkay?

RBP
11-30-2012, 06:06 AM
My mother said that that the story is we'll lose gravity... like it will be reversed. I hadn't heard that... I think she heard it on MSNBC. :-s

DemonGeminiX
11-30-2012, 09:23 AM
My mother said that that the story is we'll lose gravity... like it will be reversed. I hadn't heard that... I think she heard it on MSNBC. :-s

And how exactly is that supposed to happen?

Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2012, 11:23 AM
And how exactly is that supposed to happen?

Inverse gravity field, duh :rolleyes:

redred
11-30-2012, 02:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fszPQ.jpg

DemonGeminiX
11-30-2012, 07:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fszPQ.jpg

*Sees the light and spits out Ramen*

:shock:

FBD
11-30-2012, 08:05 PM
Inverse gravity field, duh :rolleyes:

:lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-30-2012, 08:10 PM
Inverse gravity field, duh :rolleyes:

:suspect:

FBD
11-30-2012, 08:25 PM
So, any bets on how it will happen? Will we go with a ka-whomp like the death star or will we be sent hurtling towards the sun, get bitchin' suntans for 2.3 seconds and that's that?

Lance, when you reach the next plane of existence, create tehbasement again and then we can continue this discussion, mmkay?

very significant CME directed right at earth is the only thing that's going to cause a lot of immediate damage aside from an asteroid impact. if the baktun are merely astronomical wheels, I cant see as there's anything special about traversing the galactic plane. if its somehow predicting a flippage of the earth's magnetic field, that's going to mean another ice age for us, unfortunately.

DemonGeminiX
11-30-2012, 08:33 PM
if its somehow predicting a flippage of the earth's magnetic field, that's going to mean another ice age for us, unfortunately.

:woot:

Snow in the South!!!

:cheerlead:

FBD
11-30-2012, 08:46 PM
you bet! if we're around for the earth's next field flip, we're going to see just how INSULATING all that manmade CO2 really is!!! :lol:

(hint, go piss in the ocean and you'll get a sense of scale)

redred
12-02-2012, 08:25 AM
North Korea to launch long-range rocket in December

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-20565193

:-k:-k

Hugh_Janus
12-02-2012, 09:32 AM
watch out, 'murica :dance:

redred
12-02-2012, 03:24 PM
:lol: they have to get it off the launch pad first

Pony
12-02-2012, 03:38 PM
:lol: they have to get it off the launch pad first

Maybe it'll have a nuke on board and blow up on the pad.

redred
12-02-2012, 03:42 PM
i've found their starting system

http://www.instructables.com/id/Fireworks-Igniter/

Teh One Who Knocks
12-03-2012, 01:38 PM
:lol:


:suspect:

:dance:

Hal-9000
12-03-2012, 03:10 PM
so the actual date is Dec 21st?


is that GMT time or does the world end at various times as we approach the international date line? :confused:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-04-2012, 11:57 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ajDdf.png

redred
12-04-2012, 01:05 PM
so the actual date is Dec 21st?


is that GMT time or does the world end at various times as we approach the international date line? :confused:

i need to know as well , it's my dads birthday that day so do i bother to get him anything?

FBD
12-04-2012, 05:09 PM
if it was the day after I wouldnt :dance:

Pony
12-06-2012, 11:41 PM
Our local weatherman made the forecast for the final week.

http://i.imgur.com/ywXdX.png?1

DemonGeminiX
12-06-2012, 11:42 PM
Hahahaha

:lol:

Hal-9000
12-07-2012, 12:21 AM
HOT

512




:rofl:

Korpiklaani
12-07-2012, 01:59 AM
Doctors have stated that the birth rate for September 2013 is expected to be high, due to people fucking and saying that its the end of the world, why not?

Just a fun fact from your jolly good fellow Korpiklaani.

Noilly Pratt
12-07-2012, 04:46 PM
This might be elsewhere in the forum, but as it pertains to this subject...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebtj3gDaE64

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2012, 06:26 PM
Only 10 days to go :sad2:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-11-2012, 06:45 PM
Im going to go fuck some whores

Muddy
12-11-2012, 06:53 PM
Here's a possible theory.. Of mine no less..

What if...

The Mayans were visited by Aliens.. The Aliens scared the shit out of them and told them they would be back to destroy the Planet.. The Mayans adjusted their calendar accordingly.

__________________________________________________ _____________________


SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5) – A viewer told CBS 5 about some surprising video captured early Sunday morning in San Francisco’s Mission District.

In the video, a series of lights fly in formation above the city before appearing to take a diamond shape and eventually disappearing.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/12/10/unexplained-light-formation-spotted-above-sf-mission/

Hal-9000
12-11-2012, 07:21 PM
Here's a possible theory.. Of mine no less..

What if...

The Mayans were visited by Aliens.. The Aliens scared the shit out of them and told them they would be back to destroy the Planet.. The Mayans adjusted their calendar accordingly.

__________________________________________________ _____________________


SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5) – A viewer told CBS 5 about some surprising video captured early Sunday morning in San Francisco’s Mission District.

In the video, a series of lights fly in formation above the city before appearing to take a diamond shape and eventually disappearing.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/12/10/unexplained-light-formation-spotted-above-sf-mission/


I've always wondered that about ancient civilizations....those cave paintings showing people with backpacks and helmets. And structures that were built 5000 years ago that the indigenous people had no sufficient engineering or architectural backgrounds to build..

Muddy
12-11-2012, 07:26 PM
I've always wondered that about ancient civilizations....those cave paintings showing people with backpacks and helmets. And structures that were built 5000 years ago that the indigenous people had no sufficient engineering or architectural backgrounds to build..

Yeah.. Makes you wonder why we made such a gigantic technological leap in such a short amount of time...

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2012, 07:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sb7yO.jpg

MrsM
12-11-2012, 07:30 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/qn5r95.jpg

Hal-9000
12-11-2012, 07:30 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
12-11-2012, 07:31 PM
the 21st is a bloody Friday too :lol:

Muddy
12-11-2012, 07:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/i15Nn.jpg

MrsM
12-11-2012, 08:18 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/jqnp86.jpg

PorkChopSandwiches
12-11-2012, 08:26 PM
:mrgreen:

DemonGeminiX
12-11-2012, 08:31 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/jqnp86.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mca4azLKnL1qe11wu.gif

Acid Trip
12-11-2012, 08:44 PM
Yeah.. Makes you wonder why we made such a gigantic technological leap in such a short amount of time...

http://i.imgur.com/E1s46.jpg

FBD
12-11-2012, 08:44 PM
Here's a possible theory.. Of mine no less..

Alien contact is quite simply the only thing that makes sense for a lot of the old civilizations. Look at all the egyptian stuff, mad alien references there. How else did the mayans obtain a big wheel-clock that just happens to correspond to celestial events.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2012, 09:51 PM
Alien contact is quite simply the only thing that makes sense for a lot of the old civilizations. Look at all the egyptian stuff, mad alien references there. How else did the mayans obtain a big wheel-clock that just happens to correspond to celestial events.

Walmart :tup:

Muddy
12-11-2012, 09:55 PM
Fbd... How does god fit in with ancient aliens?

FBD
12-11-2012, 10:24 PM
they both come from the sky? :dance:

Muddy
12-11-2012, 10:25 PM
Indeed.. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-13-2012, 12:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QY_Gc1bF8ds

Oh great, NASA released this video early because they don't believe the world is gonna end in 8 days. Talk about tempting fate...we're all as good as dead now :|

DemonGeminiX
12-13-2012, 12:32 PM
Guess I won't have to worry about paying my credit card bill then...

Hal-9000
12-14-2012, 12:07 AM
next Thursday night I'm going to do a lot of things........


:shifty:




If the world doesn't end I'll just blame my actions on the hype that the media was feeding us...not my fault :hand:

Lambchop
12-14-2012, 12:43 AM
All I know is that the Asgard invented the Norse gods to protect people from the Goa'uld.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-14-2012, 12:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QY_Gc1bF8ds

Oh great, NASA released this video early because they don't believe the world is gonna end in 8 days. Talk about tempting fate...we're all as good as dead now :|
How black is that

Noilly Pratt
12-14-2012, 02:04 AM
I think on Thursday we need to go to every person of the opposite sex we know and kiss them mercilessly (if you swing that way, baby)...

...then apologize on Friday, if there is one.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-14-2012, 11:36 AM
next Thursday night I'm going to do a lot of things........


:shifty:




If the world doesn't end I'll just blame my actions on the hype that the media was feeding us...not my fault :hand:

:watching:

Hal-9000
12-14-2012, 04:58 PM
I'm going to rip those tags off the mattresses...just to see..

Muddy
12-14-2012, 05:11 PM
All I know is that the Asgard invented the Norse gods to protect people from the Goa'uld.

Isn't that shit a cover for modern neo-nazis?

DemonGeminiX
12-17-2012, 10:28 AM
4 days left!!!

:freakout:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 11:23 AM
:woot:

redred
12-17-2012, 11:34 AM
i've taken a risk and got my dad a birthday gift ,going to have to try and get round there before the world ends :tup:

Pony
12-17-2012, 11:37 AM
Should I pay my bills this week or just blow the 2k on booze and hookers?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 11:38 AM
Should I pay my bills this week or just blow the 2k on booze and hookers?

Tough call :-k

redred
12-17-2012, 11:40 AM
:slap: booze and hookers of course

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 11:45 AM
What if....WHAT IF....the world doesn't end? :nono:

redred
12-17-2012, 11:50 AM
he'll have a sore penis and a hangover the next morning :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 11:56 AM
And no money to pay the bills :hand:

Goofy
12-17-2012, 01:12 PM
What if....WHAT IF....the world doesn't end? :nono:

Of course it will end [-(



:wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 01:13 PM
Are you a Mayan? :-s

Goofy
12-17-2012, 01:17 PM
I had an egg mayan-ese roll this morning........ so i could be :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 01:18 PM
I had an egg mayan-ese roll this morning........ so i could be :-k

:|

Goofy
12-17-2012, 01:20 PM
:coat:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 01:28 PM
:coat:

:beatdown:

Goofy
12-17-2012, 01:32 PM
:shock: Us Mayans are a peaceful people, such violence is unheard of [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 01:35 PM
I'll give you violence! :x

:maniac:

Goofy
12-17-2012, 01:36 PM
I'll give you violence! :x

:maniac:

:kill:










Our peacefullness stretches only so far :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 01:36 PM
:kill:










Our peacefullness stretches only so far :nono:

:acid:

Goofy
12-17-2012, 01:38 PM
:zombie:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 01:39 PM
Pffffft :hand:

Goofy
12-17-2012, 01:41 PM
I'll bite you :nono:

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 03:17 PM
we're having a potluck lunch this week in honor of Xmas....trying to decide the day and I mentioned that Friday is the end of the world.


Thursday it is! :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-18-2012, 12:06 PM
3 days.....tick....tick....tick....tick.....

redred
12-18-2012, 12:10 PM
have we worked out what time zone this starts on ?

DemonGeminiX
12-18-2012, 12:15 PM
have we worked out what time zone this starts on ?

:idk:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-18-2012, 12:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2ao5C.png

Shady
12-18-2012, 12:23 PM
It's the Mayans so probably either GMT -6 or -7

redred
12-18-2012, 12:25 PM
so i'll get to see 6 or 7 hours of death on world news before bed on the 20th :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-18-2012, 01:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZH1dt.jpg

Hal-9000
12-18-2012, 03:22 PM
We're having a potluck lunch on Thursday...you guys know about my coworkers and their lineage...


I hope I survive :lol:

minz
12-18-2012, 08:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wqEnN.jpg

Hal-9000
12-18-2012, 08:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wqEnN.jpg


:lol:

RBP
12-18-2012, 09:01 PM
I'll be upset if I spent on my money on Christmas instead of booze and hookers. :|

minz
12-18-2012, 09:05 PM
I'll be upset if I spent on my money on Christmas instead of booze and hookers. :|

Do you think there will be a run on the shops from 22nd? :lol:

Shady
12-19-2012, 07:06 AM
I'm with RBP on this one. If I were sure the world was going to end I would spend all my money on booze and hookers.

DemonGeminiX
12-19-2012, 07:37 AM
This post is brought to you by the number

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Hal-9000
12-19-2012, 03:39 PM
kinda odd....

a 2000 year old prophecy hits within one month of you guys electing a new president

Teh One Who Knocks
12-19-2012, 03:41 PM
:hills:

DemonGeminiX
12-19-2012, 03:56 PM
kinda odd....

a 2000 year old prophecy hits within one month of you guys electing a new president

He's not new. He was originally elected in 2008. He was reelected in 2012. 2nd term = not new.

Hal-9000
12-19-2012, 04:00 PM
He's not new. He was originally elected in 2008. He was reelected in 2012. 2nd term = not new.


:slap: :slap: :slap:


here's a new one ---> :slap:

DemonGeminiX
12-19-2012, 04:02 PM
*Goes to find trannies for Hal's hole*

Hal-9000
12-19-2012, 04:03 PM
promises, promises [-(

DemonGeminiX
12-20-2012, 10:26 AM
One day left!!!

:freakout:

Pony
12-20-2012, 10:50 AM
:tapfoot:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-20-2012, 11:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/y8Ufq.jpg

minz
12-20-2012, 11:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/IAKaK.png

redred
12-20-2012, 01:12 PM
:meh:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-20-2012, 01:24 PM
:meh:

It's okay, we all still have one more day :empathy:

redred
12-20-2012, 01:25 PM
but i have so much to plan

redred
12-20-2012, 01:26 PM
Adelaide has 3 minutes till death

Teh One Who Knocks
12-20-2012, 01:27 PM
It starts Dec 21st in the Mayan time zone :nono:

redred
12-20-2012, 01:30 PM
which is?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-20-2012, 01:34 PM
The ancient Mayan civilization lies completely within the GMT -6 time zone

Teh One Who Knocks
12-20-2012, 02:54 PM
http://www.postrapturepost.com/

Sadaka
12-20-2012, 04:43 PM
Red have you tried real biltong yet?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-20-2012, 04:48 PM
You better go eat that super hot burger before the world ends Red :x

Sadaka
12-20-2012, 04:53 PM
You better go eat that super hot burger before the world ends Red :x

It is really sad if the world end an you haven't had biltong or doe wors

Teh One Who Knocks
12-20-2012, 05:02 PM
I don't know what those are :hand:

redred
12-20-2012, 10:20 PM
Dryed meat and sausage .yet to try but should get down to the SA shop over the holidays if they're open

Lambchop
12-21-2012, 12:02 AM
Well it's 00:02 21/12/2012 here. Did they specify a time?

minz
12-21-2012, 12:07 AM
Found this on the tinterweb if it helps...

The Mayan Calendar finishes one of its great circles in December 2012. Some believe this is a sign of the End of the World.

In Guatemala this happens on Friday, 21 December 2012, 05:11:00.

Lambchop
12-21-2012, 12:09 AM
Oh that gives me time. I've got an end-of-the-world webcam viewing slot available at 5:04 if you'd be interested. Hal cancelled on me.

minz
12-21-2012, 12:11 AM
Oh that gives me time. I've got an end-of-the-world webcam viewing slot available at 5:04 if you'd be interested. Hal cancelled on me.

If you were looking forward to seeing Hal wont that be a bit of a let down?

Hal-9000
12-21-2012, 12:11 AM
Oh that gives me time. I've got an end-of-the-world webcam viewing slot available at 5:04 if you'd be interested. Hal cancelled on me.


:hand: I'd have to install the fisheye lens on my webcam to capture all of my giant peeeeen

Hal-9000
12-21-2012, 12:12 AM
If you were looking forward to seeing Hal wont that be a bit of a let down?

I'm only a 36C cup....he's trading up :lol:

minz
12-21-2012, 12:14 AM
I'm only a 36C cup....he's trading up :lol:

:lol:

Lambchop
12-21-2012, 12:17 AM
He usually makes me inflict pain on my testicles in a variety of ways so it would be a relief. I'm also out of rusty nails so I wouldn't be able to satisfy the demands. :(

minz
12-21-2012, 12:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/pvYlL.jpg

Hal-9000
12-21-2012, 12:22 AM
:lol:


I have to go, have a good one

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2012, 12:23 AM
http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/4B/66FB80ACBBC3BB734330A5D967B2_h316_w628_m5_cDJuByry x.jpg

Lambchop
12-21-2012, 01:12 AM
This guy is so cruel :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_YFwUJ2J8

The black guy's reaction is awesome.

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2012, 05:58 AM
:-k

We're still here.

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2012, 06:04 AM
I guess we all better start paying off our credit cards.

:sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-21-2012, 11:25 AM
It's gonna happen before the end of the day :nono:

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2012, 11:59 AM
:-k

I dunno...

Teh One Who Knocks
12-21-2012, 12:02 PM
:-k

I dunno...

:snapout:

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2012, 01:20 PM
It looks pretty nice and calm outside. I just don't see it happening, bro.

:dunno:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-21-2012, 01:21 PM
It will happen, dammit! :rant:

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2012, 01:24 PM
Ok, well... you keep an eye on that for me. I'll check back in to see how the end is going later on today.

I've got some errands to run, and it's really nice out, so arriverderci.

Noilly Pratt
12-21-2012, 03:16 PM
We're still here...

http://youtu.be/z8rYotiiFP8

Muddy
12-21-2012, 03:16 PM
Has anybody posted the REM song in here yet?

Noilly Pratt
12-21-2012, 03:27 PM
Yep - near da front I think

Shady
12-21-2012, 05:23 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/s24aqc.jpg

Acid Trip
12-21-2012, 05:32 PM
Did I miss it or do I still have time?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-21-2012, 05:44 PM
According to the radio, the "official" time the Mayan calendar ended was at 6:11 AM EST today....

Acid Trip
12-21-2012, 06:03 PM
According to the radio, the "official" time the Mayan calendar ended was at 6:11 AM EST today....

I heard it wasn't until 11:11pm tonight. Trying to decide if I should stay up that late.

Hal-9000
12-21-2012, 08:18 PM
I need to figure a way to get back some sent emails...

redred
12-21-2012, 08:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9DhSm.jpg

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2012, 09:47 PM
Still here... nothing happened... there's nothing on the news... I'm tellin' ya, it's not gonna happen.

:idk:

DemonGeminiX
12-22-2012, 11:17 AM
[-(

I have to tell you guys, I'm a little disappointed.

Griffin
12-22-2012, 11:35 AM
well poo...

Goofy
12-22-2012, 11:58 AM
What a shitty apocalypse........ i slept right through it :wha:

Griffin
12-22-2012, 12:00 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pYOKW82Y610/T_pCqdm1aNI/AAAAAAAADBI/Yw3hUKY6aC8/s1600/487196_469146749763877_96646988_n.jpg

Pony
12-22-2012, 01:15 PM
What a shitty apocalypse........ i slept right through it :wha:

Wind was whipping and snow was coming down all night, I was expecting when/if I woke up that we would have 30 feet of snow and I would be buried alive. Turns out I overestimated by about 29 feet 10 inches.

Goofy
12-22-2012, 01:16 PM
It's been raining here the last couple of days.......... still not flooded though :-k

PorkChopSandwiches
12-22-2012, 01:41 PM
Its like 30 out, I think the world may have ended

Noilly Pratt
12-23-2012, 07:29 AM
I need to figure a way to get back some sent emails...

Burnt some bridges? :)

I did see an eerie glow from the sky, but it was just the sunset poking through the clouds.

I think.

So, if you're a Mayan, is this Year 1, Day 1, like a car odometer when it reaches 9999999.9 ? Or is this just Mayan Disk 4174? So few Mayans around here to ask. You can never find a Mayan when you need one.

If this is post-apocalypse, I expected a lot more dudes dressed up like Mad Max running around in badly dubbed American accents.

Oh well, mustn't grumble. Enjoy the new millennium, or whatever the Mayans are saying.

golfer
12-24-2012, 09:41 PM
...until the End Of The World :|

nope we dodged that bullet ... merry christmas and happy new year ... the only thing that happened is the mayans no longer have a calendar

Noilly Pratt
12-24-2012, 11:51 PM
nope we dodged that bullet ... merry christmas and happy new year ... the only thing that happened is the mayans no longer have a calendar

How sad. No ducking out of work on Fridays early, no birthdays. It's like every day is a Monday. :afraid:

Hal-9000
12-25-2012, 09:10 PM
It's been raining here the last couple of days.......... still not flooded though :-k

For the past week it's been -28C here...lots of snow that quickly turned to ice. Our streets have been skating rinks since before Christmas....

I forget sometimes about the cold weather and the other night I went to my bud's place who bought a new house. We were out in his garage (no heater or wall insulation) chatting, smoking etc and after about an hour I can't bend my fingers very well...

it was then we realized that YES, it's almost -30, we both weren't wearing gloves and I was only wearing a summer jacket :lol: :doh:

Sadaka
12-28-2012, 06:22 PM
For the past week it's been -28C here...lots of snow that quickly turned to ice. Our streets have been skating rinks since before Christmas....

I forget sometimes about the cold weather and the other night I went to my bud's place who bought a new house. We were out in his garage (no heater or wall insulation) chatting, smoking etc and after about an hour I can't bend my fingers very well...

it was then we realized that YES, it's almost -30, we both weren't wearing gloves and I was only wearing a summer jacket :lol: :doh:

Snow Pics please

Teh One Who Knocks
12-28-2012, 06:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VJars.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/J7ApU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4Xbjp.jpg

These are from various parts of Colorado after the last storm moved thru...we haven't had much snow at all this year sadly like we normally should :(

Sadaka
12-28-2012, 06:50 PM
For the past week it's been -28C here...lots of snow that quickly turned to ice. Our streets have been skating rinks since before Christmas....

I forget sometimes about the cold weather and the other night I went to my bud's place who bought a new house. We were out in his garage (no heater or wall insulation) chatting, smoking etc and after about an hour I can't bend my fingers very well...

it was then we realized that YES, it's almost -30, we both weren't wearing gloves and I was only wearing a summer jacket :lol: :doh:

I complain if it is 13c in the winter for day temp. I would like to see snow. Almost 40 never seen snow

Snow Pics please

Pony
12-28-2012, 08:05 PM
I complain if it is 13c in the winter for day temp. I would like to see snow. Almost 40 never seen snow

Snow Pics please

http://i.imgur.com/Ezx4K.jpg

Hal-9000
12-28-2012, 09:35 PM
I complain if it is 13c in the winter for day temp. I would like to see snow. Almost 40 never seen snow

Snow Pics please

I work until dark but I'll try to get some this weekend. Our temps have gone up to about -10C since that last post....about a 20 degree turnaround. Very moderate (for us) today...

I have to travel throughout the city both day and night so clear streets is what I look for. Words cannot describe our side streets right now. Imagine about 10 cm of well packed snow, with a layer of ice on top. No matter what type of tires you have on your vehicle, whether your vehicle is all wheel drive or not....when the roads are this icy you slide applying your brakes going only 20 kph.

The cold is another thing....when it gets to -30C, it feels like you're on the moon. The air is sharp and empty (?) and you end up moving from your vehicle to your house to your place of work to shopping stores, without spending much time outside. It's like there's no oxygen and it's anything but 'refreshing'.

I seem to be always going outside with wet hair....I don't use a comb so I just run my hands under some water and use that to 'style' my hair for that just got out of bed look. I don't wear a toque or gloves either (typical Canadian winter attire) because I'm an idiot..

We also have what's called the wind chill factor which means it could be -20C on the thermometer but the wind makes it feel like -35C...



Snow is a pain in the ass Sadaka....you have to brush it off of your car (sometimes 4 times a day), you have to shovel it off of your sidewalks and at times, you get stuck in it driving....it's heavy and at times wet and always cold. it's certainly not the romantic or picturesque thing you see in movies or on postcards :lol:

even when there's blue skies and the sun is out, it can be -30C.....and that can cause frostbite within minutes if you're not careful.

Sadaka
12-29-2012, 06:49 PM
The coldest we had was in a town called Rustenburg -4 at 05h00 that was the coldest hour. The fridge water was warmer than the tap water.

Sadaka
12-29-2012, 06:57 PM
For the past week it's been -28C here...lots of snow that quickly turned to ice. Our streets have been skating rinks since before Christmas....

I forget sometimes about the cold weather and the other night I went to my bud's place who bought a new house. We were out in his garage (no heater or wall insulation) chatting, smoking etc and after about an hour I can't bend my fingers very well...

it was then we realized that YES, it's almost -30, we both weren't wearing gloves and I was only wearing a summer jacket :lol: :doh:


The coldest we had was in a town called Rustenburg -4 at 05h00 that was the coldest hour. The fridge water was warmer than the tap water.

I will Kak (shit) my pants

Hal-9000
12-29-2012, 07:32 PM
at -30C, I have 3 nipples...



8-[

Sadaka
12-29-2012, 07:37 PM
:rofl:

DemonGeminiX
12-31-2012, 03:15 AM
:-k

So when's the next end-of-the-world date scheduled for?

Hugh_Janus
12-31-2012, 10:05 AM
I bet lance feels stupid he made this thread now :giggle:

DemonGeminiX
12-31-2012, 11:40 PM
I bet lance feels stupid he made this thread now :giggle:

:nono:

Lance believed in this just about as much as he believes that pie is greater than cake.
















:d

Griffin
12-31-2012, 11:46 PM
:nono:

Lance believed in this just about as much as he believes that pi is greater than cake.



of course it is!

http://funsubstance.com/uploads/original/12-10/17191.jpg