Pink or Taylor Swift?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Someone around these parts seems to be a bit confused on the issue, so I figured we should ask everyone...who is better looking, Pink or Taylor Swift?


http://i.imgur.com/GURIC.jpg

:yuck:





OR


http://i.imgur.com/BIyxs.jpg

:tup:

[RBP]

Which one isn't a douchebag idiot is a better question. :-s

but both categories - P!nk wins!!

And nice smilies to sway the vote, cheating bastard :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

man vs woman? :-k


Taylor Swift is waaaaaaaay better looking, even a blind man could see that.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[redred]

Could you have found a better picture of Taylor or you just trying to give pink a chance of winning

[RBP]

Could you have found a better picture of Taylor or you just trying to give pink a chance of winning

:slap:

And besides, I never said P!nk was a smokin hottie... she's cute, fun, and I like her music and attitude.

Taylor does NOTHING for me and she's a douchebag psycho-bitch.

[Muddy]

Rainbow just likes Pink becasue she's a woman that looks like a man.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pink is a douchebag psycho-bitch.

FTFY :tup:

Pink is a phony and as pretentious as they come :hand:

[RBP]

Rainbow just likes Pink because she's a woman that looks like a man.

I'd suck P!nk's cock.

[Muddy]

:lol:

[RBP]

FTFY :tup:

Pink is a phony and as pretentious as they come :hand:

Whaaaa? oh c'mon ... more phony and pretentious than Taylor? Is that even possible?

You're smokin' dope!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Whaaaa? oh c'mon ... more phony and pretentious than Taylor? Is that even possible?

You're smokin' dope!

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

Whaaaa? oh c'mon ... more phony and pretentious than Taylor? Is that even possible?

You're smokin' dope!

Taylor has good morals and wears my Mom's bathing suits....win + win = FTW :thumbsup:

[RBP]

Taylor has good morals and wears my Mom's bathing suits....win + win = FTW :thumbsup:

Slut disguised as "serial monogamy" :hand:

And shitty clothes.

Lose + Lose.

[Hal-9000]

Taylor is giving relationship advice on some show....



:rofl: That's like Lohan giving abstinence advice at 12 step meetings

[RBP]

Exactly!

[Hal-9000]

:hand: doesn't stop the fact that she's way hotter and a better person than Stink

[minz]

A fairer test would have been between two females :meh: .... oh wait.... Pink is female... I think.... :shock:

[Muddy]

"Stink".. :lol:

[RBP]

:hand: doesn't stop the fact that she's way hotter and a better person than Stink

How is she a better person ffs? And like I said, Taylor has a pretty face but nothing else to go with it... and she's a bitch... no thank you. :hand:

P!nk is married with a new baby... and happy, and fun and honest and awesome... way better person.

[RBP]

A fairer test would have been between two females :meh: .... oh wait.... Pink is female... I think.... :shock:

:slap: Another :blind: person.

[Hal-9000]

A fairer test would have been between two females :meh: .... oh wait.... Pink is female... I think.... :shock:


:burn:


:thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

How is she a better person ffs? And like I said, Taylor has a pretty face but nothing else to go with it... and she's a bitch... no thank you. :hand:

P!nk is married with a new baby... and happy, and fun and honest and awesome... way better person.

Taylor - Angelic virgin
Stink - Booze soaked whore with bad breath and potty mouth

[Muddy]

Taylor - Angelic virgin
Stink - Booze soaked whore with bad breath and potty mouth

Jesus! :lol:

[RBP]

Taylor - Angelic virgin
Stink - Booze soaked whore with bad breath and potty mouth

Angelic virgin, bitchy slut, same thing apparently.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How is she a better person ffs?

Taylor Swift Counters 4Chan Prank With Donation to School for the Deaf (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/taylor-swift-counters-prank-with-donation-to-boston-school-for-the-deaf-20121002)

Taylor Swift Donates $4 Million For Music Education (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1685294/taylor-swift-donates-music-education.jhtml)

Taylor Swift donates thousands of books to Pennsylvania library (http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/chapter-and-verse/2011/1014/Taylor-Swift-donates-thousands-of-books-to-Pennsylvania-library)

Taylor Swift Donates 14,000 Books to Nashville Public Library (http://www.cambio.com/2012/02/02/taylor-swift-donates-14-000-books-to-nashville-public-library/)

[Hal-9000]

Jesus! :lol:

got up on the wrong side of my Taylor Swift sheet sets and matching duvet I guess :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Taylor Swift Counters 4Chan Prank With Donation to School for the Deaf (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/taylor-swift-counters-prank-with-donation-to-boston-school-for-the-deaf-20121002)

Taylor Swift Donates $4 Million For Music Education (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1685294/taylor-swift-donates-music-education.jhtml)

Taylor Swift donates thousands of books to Pennsylvania library (http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/chapter-and-verse/2011/1014/Taylor-Swift-donates-thousands-of-books-to-Pennsylvania-library)

Taylor Swift Donates 14,000 Books to Nashville Public Library (http://www.cambio.com/2012/02/02/taylor-swift-donates-14-000-books-to-nashville-public-library/)


:thumbsup:







annnd hal donates 1 quart of semen per month to the Taylor Swift 8 x 11 picture beside his bed :thumbsup:

[RBP]

got up on the wrong side of my Taylor Swift sheet sets and matching duvet I guess :lol:

Isn't it hard to sleep in that boney ass?

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/AdsWA.jpg

[RBP]

Taylor Swift Counters 4Chan Prank With Donation to School for the Deaf (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/taylor-swift-counters-prank-with-donation-to-boston-school-for-the-deaf-20121002)

Taylor Swift Donates $4 Million For Music Education (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1685294/taylor-swift-donates-music-education.jhtml)

Taylor Swift donates thousands of books to Pennsylvania library (http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/chapter-and-verse/2011/1014/Taylor-Swift-donates-thousands-of-books-to-Pennsylvania-library)

Taylor Swift Donates 14,000 Books to Nashville Public Library (http://www.cambio.com/2012/02/02/taylor-swift-donates-14-000-books-to-nashville-public-library/)

I cba to look up comparisons but that means nothing... doesn't make her a good person.

[Hal-9000]

Isn't it hard to sleep in that boney ass?

yes! :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I cba to look up comparisons but that means nothing... doesn't make her a good person.

you're right...I've been donating to charities for over 20 years and I'm an A-1 asshole :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

you're right...I've been donating to charities for over 20 years and I'm an A-1 asshole :thumbsup:

You don't rate that high :hand:

[Hal-9000]

that's pretty bad....I come in at a C- asshole :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm still more feminine that Pink :dance:

[Muddy]

Second class asshole.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

cut-rate asshole :(

[RBP]

I'm still more feminine that Pink :dance:

No argument there... you're more feminine than most women.

[Hal-9000]

No argument there... you're more feminine than most women.

you make my clitoris sad :sad2:

[Goofy]

I find neither of them overly attractive.......... if i absolutely had to pick one then i'd go with the female, 'Swift' :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

I find neither of them overly attractive..........

Taylor Swift is not attractive to you?

I've always wondered...does being ghey physically hurt? Let me know, k thanks bye

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burn:

[Hal-9000]

I'd rather get butt raped in prison by some thick-dicked dudes than have sex with Pink

[Muddy]

I'd rather get butt raped in prison by some thick-dicked dudes than have sex with Pink

Really?

[Hal-9000]

maybe I'd have to consult the Magic 8 Ball on that one :lol:

[Leefro]

Neither

[Hal-9000]

NEW POLL! :)


Pink or an unlubricated baseball bat with embedded razor blades up the ass?










:sad2: *puts on Mets jersey....*

[RBP]

Someone else voted for P!nk! :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

all two of you can start a flashmob :lol:

[Leefro]

It was not me btw

[RBP]

Well someone else besides me has a reasonable view of women :hand:

[Leefro]

Rose Tinted ?

[Griffin]

Well someone else besides me has a reasonable view of women :hand:

the best view is ass up and face down with her hand between her legs playing with my balls as I slap her fat ass in time with the pounding her pussy is getting.

[RBP]

the best view is ass up and face down with her hand between her legs playing with my balls as I slap her fat ass in time with the pounding her pussy is getting.

:shock:

That was very ... ummmm.... detailed?

[RBP]

Rose Tinted ?

Pffft... Taylor has a shit body.... no thank you. :hand:

[Leefro]

I just tweeted this to Pink
And Taylor Swift because I like to be fair

[Griffin]

:shock:

That was very ... ummmm.... detailed?



http://www.ornot2b.com/images/cartoons/Yee%20Haw!!!.gif

[RBP]

I just tweeted this to Pink
And Taylor Swift because I like to be fair

Maybe she'll invite me backstage for defending her honor! :cheerlead:

I have bought every album since the early days and seen her twice in concert already :-k

[Leefro]

No what Griffin would like to do to her

[RBP]

No what Griffin would like to do to her

Oh :lol:

[Griffin]

Pink would get a thumb in her pooper for ...well because it was there.

[RBP]

Pink would get a thumb in her pooper for ...well because it was there.

Nice. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Pink or a bad case of diarrhea?










get me some Peptol Bismal pls :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'd rather have to wipe my ass with a cheese grater instead of getting to close to Pink :)

[Muddy]

Does anyone have any actual tit pics of Swift?

[Hal-9000]

Does anyone have any actual tit pics of Swift?

Noooo, but she was seen walking into a hotel room at 4am last night with one of the One Direction fags...

someone's gotta tape that shit at one point :lol:

[RBP]

Does anyone have any actual tit pics of Swift?

what tits? :hand:

[Goofy]

Taylor Swift is not attractive to you?

Not overly, no. She's far too skinny for my liking, and anytime i've seen her on tv i think she looks really really young (as in 'illegal') and that simply isn't attractive to me......... plus i hate her fringe :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Not overly, no. She's far too skinny for my liking, and anytime i've seen her on tv i think she looks really really young (as in 'illegal') and that simply isn't attractive to me......... plus i hate her fringe :lol:

Her face is beautiful...almost ethereal

every time I see it I get this strong urge to jerk off and splash jism all over her perfect makeup and her hair.....really mess her up :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know, with the shape of her eyes and everything, Taylor would make an excellent Vulcan in an upcoming Star Trek movie :-k

[Hal-9000]

I always think elf in Lord of the Rings..

[RBP]

I always think nasty bitch :dunno:

[Muddy]

You know, with the shape of her eyes and everything, Taylor would make an excellent Vulcan in an upcoming Star Trek movie :-k

Agreed.. I didnt know there was an upcoming movie though.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Agreed.. I didnt know there was an upcoming movie though.

Too late for the newest one (it comes out next year)

[DemonGeminiX]

I just want to fuck Swift like a maniac. Throw her around and be really rough with her. Just to see the song that she writes about me afterwards.

[RBP]

I just want to fuck Swift like a maniac. Throw her around and be really rough with her. Just to see the song that she writes about me afterwards.

why don't you just rub two matchsticks on your p33n. :roll:

[Hal-9000]

She'd probably be all prissy at first....you know - turn the lights off, don't look at me nekkid sort of thing....and then once I slipped the weener into her poop chute, I bet she'll go wild...reverse cowgirl anal, ATM....that sort of thing.

You have to unleash the beast in some women :)

[DemonGeminiX]

why don't you just rub two matchsticks on your p33n. :roll:

Duh. They don't write songs about their exs.

:rolleyes:

[Muddy]

I want to pull my cock out of her really quick and then stand her up and watch her walk around like a wobbly baby deer on a fresh set of legs..

[RBP]

I want to pull my cock out of her really quick and then stand her up and watch her walk around like a wobbly baby deer on a fresh set of legs..

She already walks like that :hand:

[Muddy]

Wait til Im done with her...

[Hal-9000]

I want to start an argument with Taylor and every time she opens her mouth, I'll jam my dick in there and shout - quote for truth baby! :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I want to pull my cock out of her really quick and then stand her up and watch her walk around like a wobbly baby deer on a fresh set of legs..

Bwhahahaha, thanks for the visual