What would YOU do...

[DemonGeminiX]

... if you went outside and found a dead squirrel laying in the middle of your driveway?

:-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Grab a shovel and throw it in the trash

[redred]

Pick it up and put it on next doors drive

[Noilly Pratt]

Get the shovel, and put it in a wooded area nearby if there is one, and make sure I didn't tell my child.

Circle of life and all that...some other beast will survive the winter.

I did this when my neighbour was too stunned to do the same in her driveway - only this was a mole and it was alive, just loving the heat coming from the dryer vent.

[RBP]

How dead? :-s Like still ok for dinner?

[redred]

Depends do you often take dead animals out on dates ?

[RBP]

Depends do you often take dead animals out on dates ?

:-s

I don't want to fuck it, red. :lol:

[Lambchop]

I'd call my sister over and have her bury it. She's big on animals. I think she once buried a dead snail and a dead worm as a kid.

RIP

[DemonGeminiX]

How dead? :-s Like still ok for dinner?



'Dead', as in, 'rigor mortis has set in'-dead. 'The flies are circling'-dead. 'No happy endings for Mr. Squirrel'-dead.

[redred]

Just as well squirrels aren't easy , takes more than dinner to gain the trust of them

[RBP]

'Dead', as in, 'rigor mortis has set in'-dead. 'The flies are circling'-dead. 'No happy endings for Mr. Squirrel'-dead.

:lol:

Ok, then mumble audibly while you fling it at a small child. :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

'Dead', as in, 'rigor mortis has set in'-dead. 'The flies are circling'-dead. 'No happy endings for Mr. Squirrel'-dead.

When was the last time you went outside?

[MrsM]

Leave it be and tell my husband

[RBP]

Just as well squirrels aren't easy , takes more than dinner to gain the trust of them

I'm a little squirrely myself ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

When was the last time you went outside?

:lol:

About 5 minutes ago.

Don't worry, he's in the trash, I'm just trying to draw this out and get as much out of it as possible.

[Goofy]

I'd chop it up into smaller pieces then ties the pieces randomly around my border fence to ward off any further squirrel intruders :)

[Pony]

I'd hug it and pet it and stroke it's fur just like the little girl in the "dead squirrel girl" video.

[redred]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Christmas tree ornament :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

wonder how the fuck someone built a drive in front of the house

[DemonGeminiX]

wonder how the fuck someone built a drive in front of the house

It's on the side of the house, and a driveway is built by laying concrete.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gvffj-RSIA

[Hal-9000]

I'd ask Muddy for the best recipe :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

It's on the side of the house, and a driveway is built by laying concrete.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gvffj-RSIA

I'd be even more confused if they built one on the side of the house.... what mith me living in one of these....

http://www.blaenau-gwent.gov.uk/images/Images_Buildings/terraced_house_2_rdax_380x255.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I'd be even more confused if they built one on the side of the house.... what mith me living in one of these....

http://www.blaenau-gwent.gov.uk/images/Images_Buildings/terraced_house_2_rdax_380x255.jpg

We allow for space in between our dwellings....we don't all live in the estates ffs :lol:

[Griffin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjQ-DBiO894

[Korpiklaani]

Probably take it inside, get a knife, examine the organs and figure out the sex of it. Then, I would sew it back up, take it to a subway station and either put it on a rail and wait for a train to come, or throw it on the 3rd rail and watch the corpse fry and sizzle. Although, I know a few homeless people who would love to chow down on some meat....

[Muddy]

Be on the look out for a mafia hit...

[Acid Trip]

I'd be even more confused if they built one on the side of the house.... what mith me living in one of these....

http://www.blaenau-gwent.gov.uk/images/Images_Buildings/terraced_house_2_rdax_380x255.jpg

I've seen single hosues bigger than that entire block. :usa:

[Hal-9000]

I keep seeing groups of apartments on British TV shows (not like the nice houses Hugh posted), and they always refer to them as estates or on the estates...

typically a few taller buildings in a group and the whole area looks like The Projects or ghettos in America :lol:

[deebakes]

bbq