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PorkChopSandwiches
12-12-2012, 07:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/m3hfu.jpg


YUMA, Ariz. (AP) — U.S. Border Patrol agents say smugglers have come up with yet another creative way to get drugs in the country — a cannon.

Authorities say 33 cans of marijuana were spotted Friday in a field near where the Colorado River crosses the U.S.-Mexico border. They believe the cans were launched about 500 feet into the U.S. using a pneumatic-powered cannon.

After searching the area, agents recovered a carbon dioxide tank.

Mexican authorities were also notified and searched their side of the border.

The 85 pounds of marijuana found in the cans had an estimated value of $42,500.

Authorities say Border Patrol agents in the Yuma sector near the Arizona-California border are adapting and shifting resources as smugglers come up with new ways of transporting their contraband.

Hal-9000
12-12-2012, 07:41 PM
:lol: not very subtle

PorkChopSandwiches
12-12-2012, 07:41 PM
that pic didnt come with the story ;)

redred
12-12-2012, 07:42 PM
imagine being hit by a can of that :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-12-2012, 07:43 PM
I dont think they are launching into a town :lol:

Hal-9000
12-12-2012, 07:49 PM
that's what I mean....it's a brutish way to smuggle with all sorts of logistical problems :lol:

number one - you can't hit people, cars, livestock
number two - you have to collect all of your canisters
number three - what kind of sound does a CO2 canon make that can shoot a projectile 500 feet?

PorkChopSandwiches
12-12-2012, 07:50 PM
Well the border between the US and Mexico is pretty desolate in most areas, they would have no problem doing it without being caught. I bet they had been doing it for a long time up until now.

Hal-9000
12-12-2012, 07:51 PM
doesn't Lance patrol it in the Tacoma at nights?

PorkChopSandwiches
12-12-2012, 07:53 PM
On the donkey from Shrek

Hal-9000
12-12-2012, 07:55 PM
it's inventive but seems cumbersome in terms of collection and movement ( the weed canisters, not Lance's patrols )

PorkChopSandwiches
12-12-2012, 08:00 PM
The cannon was probably mounted in the back of a truck, all they need to do is fill the gas canister, probably only takes an hour to launch the 30 cans, and you dont have to pay someone to smuggle it. Just have your guys on the other side to pick it up. I dont know how they cam up with 40k on 85 lbs of dirt weed, but it seems cost effective to me. Driving through border patrol you are more then likely getting caught.

Hal-9000
12-12-2012, 08:03 PM
yeah for sure....anything is better than trying to cross legally with that much chiba...


it's the other side..I envision dudes driving around in the dark trying to locate canisters :lol:


lots of work for crappy Mexican weed...

PorkChopSandwiches
12-12-2012, 08:04 PM
I know, I guess we are spoiled here, I dont even see dirt weed anywhere, they must truck it off to the East Coast where they dont get good weed

FBD
12-12-2012, 08:20 PM
that's why they go fishing for square grouper off the cost of florida :lol:

I know there's dirt weed around, but I havent seen any in ages ;)

Hugh_Janus
12-12-2012, 11:55 PM
number three - what kind of sound does a CO2 canon make that can shoot a projectile 500 feet?

probably something like ffffpooooommmmssssshhhhhhhh.... :shrug:

Muddy
12-12-2012, 11:56 PM
This is ignorant.. Just go to Colorado and drive it across..

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 12:02 AM
Drive across the Colorado river?

Muddy
12-13-2012, 12:30 AM
Drive across the Colorado river?

Is Colorado surrounded by a river?

Lambchop
12-13-2012, 12:52 AM
I'm worried for you guys when they modify these cannons to fire Mexicans over the border. They're going to give a whole new meaning to Mexican jumping beans.

Godfather
12-13-2012, 02:03 AM
I read the title as "Smugglers use cannon to launch cans of Mexicans into the US :rofl: It made sense that way too...

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 05:53 PM
Is Colorado surrounded by a river?

Are you under the impression Colorado borders Mexico?

Acid Trip
12-13-2012, 06:06 PM
This is ignorant.. Just go to Colorado and drive it across..


Drive across the Colorado river?


Is Colorado surrounded by a river?


Are you under the impression Colorado borders Mexico?

:facepalm:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 06:08 PM
some peoples kids

Teh One Who Knocks
12-13-2012, 06:09 PM
Are you under the impression Colorado borders Mexico?

Sure does feel like it when you look at all the freaking Mexicans we have here :|

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 06:15 PM
Is Colorado surrounded by a river?

they have a moat that Lance controls

Muddy
12-13-2012, 06:17 PM
Are you under the impression Colorado borders Mexico?

No, my impression is why smuggle dope across the Mexican border when you can buy it legally in Col.?

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 06:27 PM
No, my impression is why smuggle dope across the Mexican border when you can buy it legally in Col.?

Its not in Colorado, the river runs thru multiple states.

Muddy
12-13-2012, 06:29 PM
What in the fork are you talking about?

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 06:35 PM
The weed isnt going to Colorado. Its landing in AZ

Muddy
12-13-2012, 06:39 PM
I would have thought the legalization of weed In 2 states would have crushed the smuggling of weed into the country.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 06:41 PM
Once its fully legal it will

Muddy
12-13-2012, 06:42 PM
I dont think you are snorting up the lines I am laying out.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 06:43 PM
another gagger please

Muddy
12-13-2012, 06:44 PM
kkkkkchhhh kkkchhhh kkkch

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 06:44 PM
I would have thought the legalization of weed In 2 states would have crushed the smuggling of weed into the country.

It's like being a bingo caller at a home for the deaf, isn't it? :lol:

Muddy
12-13-2012, 06:45 PM
It's like being a bingo caller at a home for the deaf, isn't it? :lol:

YES.. I think he is just fucking with me.. :lol:

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 06:48 PM
I got the gist way back on page 2...and I'm not the sharpest ginsu in the drawer

Muddy
12-13-2012, 06:51 PM
I got the gist way back on page 2...and I'm not the sharpest ginsu in the drawer

That dirt weed from Mehico has fried Porkys brain.. The US government has sprayed all kinds of shit on it..

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 06:51 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvmyzuxJW1qmb7u4o3_400.gif

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 07:57 PM
That dirt weed from Mehico has fried Porkys brain.. The US government has sprayed all kinds of shit on it..

I smoked something called Diesel last night...normally the 'name' weeds make me laugh.Is it good or bad... I don't really give a shit if it's called Devil's Anus :shock:

this Diesel stuff made me reevaluate that statement above...whoa

Muddy
12-13-2012, 07:58 PM
How'd it smell? :lol:

Acid Trip
12-13-2012, 08:05 PM
I smoked something called Diesel last night...normally the 'name' weeds make me laugh.Is it good or bad... I don't really give a shit if it's called Devil's Anus :shock:

this Diesel stuff made me reevaluate that statement above...whoa

Detroit Sour Diesel?

Lambchop
12-13-2012, 08:06 PM
I tried some strange shit in Amsterdam called Jack Herer. Looked and tasted nothing like any other strain.

Acid Trip
12-13-2012, 08:07 PM
I tried some strange shit in Amsterdam called Jack Herer. Looked and tasted nothing like any other strain.

Light green with TONS of orange / reddish hairs?

Lambchop
12-13-2012, 08:12 PM
This was back in 2007 so I can't remember exactly but it had a lot of very small fluffy pieces branching out from the main bud. It gave me a boost of energy unlike the other stuff I tried.

On the other hand, the Super Silver Haze I tried awoke an African hunger in me.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 08:13 PM
I tried some strange shit in Amsterdam called Jack Herer. Looked and tasted nothing like any other strain.

My buddy grows a hybrid of Jack Herer and Skunk #1 we call J1, it smells and tastes way different then any other weed. Thats one of the few weeds that you can recognize by smell :tup:

Acid Trip
12-13-2012, 08:16 PM
Real Jack Herer:

http://i.imgur.com/YVC8i.jpg

I agree on the smell comment. There is only a few strains I can pick out from the rest.

1) Sour Diesel
2) Pineapple Express
3) Blueberry (any variety)
4) Jack Herer

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 08:29 PM
How'd it smell? :lol:


Detroit Sour Diesel?

A little like kush (stinky) with a slight perfumey bouquet. I thought it was going to be crap until joint number2 and then I had to sit down :lol:


not sure on the Detroit moniker

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 08:30 PM
How'd it smell? :lol:


This was back in 2007 so I can't remember exactly but it had a lot of very small fluffy pieces branching out from the main bud. It gave me a boost of energy unlike the other stuff I tried.

On the other hand, the Super Silver Haze I tried awoke an African hunger in me.

my friend gets silver haze 3 times a year....you CANNOT carry that stuff on your person :lol: The smell is different that anything else I've had. Probably some of the most potent weed I get..

Muddy
12-13-2012, 08:31 PM
Does that weed make you mellow or paranoid?

Lambchop
12-13-2012, 08:32 PM
Hahaha I found my old Amsterdam pictures on another forum :lol:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2cfvzo0.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/2q1hzj5.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/2wmm83t.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/hsmlnt.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/1e07qu.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/2vjo9bm.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/14bki1j.jpg

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 08:40 PM
send me some shrooms

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 08:40 PM
How'd it smell? :lol:


Does that weed make you mellow or paranoid?

I've never gotten paranoid on any weed....I've gotten too shitfaced to let's say, go shopping or deal with the public....so maybe that's a type of paranoia :lol:

I usually take care of life things first, then get all red eyed and stupid. I'm a night smoker, never for work.

Lambchop
12-13-2012, 08:42 PM
send me some shrooms
U SHURE??

http://i50.tinypic.com/34yczkh.jpg

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 08:42 PM
Hahaha I found my old Amsterdam pictures on another forum :lol:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2cfvzo0.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/2q1hzj5.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/2wmm83t.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/hsmlnt.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/1e07qu.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/2vjo9bm.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/14bki1j.jpg


that top pic is silver haze!!!! :lol: I'd recognize that light green beautiful bud anywhere. The smell is so deep and rich...and that shit drops IQ points to be sure

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 08:47 PM
U SHURE??

http://i50.tinypic.com/34yczkh.jpg

Yep :tup:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-13-2012, 08:49 PM
Does that weed make you mellow or paranoid?


I've never gotten paranoid on any weed....I've gotten too shitfaced to let's say, go shopping or deal with the public....so maybe that's a type of paranoia :lol:

I usually take care of life things first, then get all red eyed and stupid. I'm a night smoker, never for work.

Ive got paranoid before, some types of weed do that to me from time to time, This site is pretty cool because you can see others experience to see if its what you're looking for.

http://www.leafly.com/hybrid/j1 Click on effects and negatives

Acid Trip
12-13-2012, 08:56 PM
I've never had weed make me paranoid.

If we are getting into favorite strains my is OG Kush. It puts me into complete couch lock but my Xbox skills go through the roof.

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 10:56 PM
I've never had weed make me paranoid.

If we are getting into favorite strains my is OG Kush. It puts me into complete couch lock but my Xbox skills go through the roof.

Mine is silver haze....it gets me totally wired, makes me criminally horny and makes other people very funny when they speak.

few drawbacks like not getting my shoes on the correct feet every time, but hey...

Muddy
12-13-2012, 10:57 PM
I get paranoid if its not loaded with CBD..

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 10:59 PM
what's CBD?

Muddy
12-13-2012, 10:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mHZed.jpg

Muddy
12-13-2012, 11:00 PM
what's CBD?

Cannabidiol, Its the chill part.

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 11:00 PM
actually...I have a pre-existing type of paranoia when smoking skunk or kush varieties.


the weed smells so rank that I know it's all over my clothes and my hands so I don't go to the mall or any police functions..

Hal-9000
12-13-2012, 11:02 PM
and after all of these years....weed still gives me the munchies


I get a real desire for sweet stuff or girls with nice asses :oops:



working on self control...