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Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 11:39 AM
By the TMZ Staff


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America's obsession with hillbillies is spilling over into the adult industry in a BIG WAY ... because sales of redneck-themed porn has nearly TRIPLED in the last two years ... TMZ has learned.

The toothless, backwoods, yokel formula has already proven to be a recipe for success in reality TV -- spawning hits like "Honey Boo Boo," "Duck Dynasty" and "Swamp People" ... in fact, MTV has already announced plans for an upcoming hillbillly-themed reality show.

Now, one of the biggest websites in porn is also recording record sales in the hillbilly/redneck genre (there's a XXX genre for everything) ... and it credits the boom in sales to the bumpkins on the "mainstream" side of the things.

TMZ spoke with a rep for GameLink.com, who tells us the company has seen a 250% increase in Southern, white-trashy porn titles since 2010 ... when the redneck reality shows began to take off.

In fact, we're told prior to the release of the reality shows, hillbilly porn was one of the site's worst-sellers. But now, Southern-themed titles like "Hillbilly Honeys," "Real White Trash" and "Ozark Sex Fiend" are RISING AGAIN ... with no signs of slowing down.

Redneck porn -- no teeth? No problem.

redred
12-17-2012, 01:48 PM
i don't know if i'll ever need this type of porn :lol: they seem dirty and lots of teeth seem to be missing

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 02:54 PM
real white trash :lol:

Southern Belle
12-17-2012, 02:59 PM
:facepalm:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-18-2012, 11:34 AM
By the TMZ Staff


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"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" star "Crazy" Tony Lindsey is so dang excited by the recent redneck porn boom ... he's ready to make a hillbilly skin flick of his own!

We broke the story ... sales of redneXXX films are surging -- increasing 250% in the last two years -- thanks in part to the redneck reality TV craze and shows like "Honey Boo Boo."

"Crazy" Tony -- HUGE hillbilly porn fan -- tells us ... he's "honored" to have sparked the trend and is gunning to get in on the action -- by bumping uglies with another bumpkin in his very own porno!

His lone concession: he doesn't want any crazy porno names ... claiming "Everybody already knows me as 'Crazy' Tony, so why change it?”

No word on whether his gorilla costume will make an appearance.

redred
12-18-2012, 11:35 AM
this can't be a good thing , i can't imagine dee would wank over this

DemonGeminiX
12-18-2012, 01:10 PM
:hand:

Dee doesn't discriminate. He wanks over everything.