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Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 02:56 PM
Orange News


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A new spicy variety of peanut butter - six times hotter than the world's hottest chilli - is to be sold in Britain.

The aptly named Instant Regret peanut butter is packed with capsaicin - the component that provides the heat within a chilli.

On the Scoville scale, which measures the heat of chilli peppers, the peanut butter boasts a whopping rating of 12,000,000.

To put this in perspective, the world's hottest chilli - the Moruga Scorpion - rates at 2,000,000, as does the most legal variant of pepper spray.

The spread is not for the faint-hearted and even comes with a warning to users. It is not suitable for the elderly nor children.

So fiercely hot is the butter that the retailers, Firebox, had to persuade the factory to produce it.

Instant Regret creator Ben Redhead said: "During the tasting process we first laughed, but then we cried.

"Measuring a mental 12 million SHU on the Scoville Scale, it's probably not your everyday breakfast spread."

For anyone brave enough to give it a try, the peanut butter is for sale online at £7 a jar.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-17-2012, 04:31 PM
Send some to RedRed, we'll all pitch in if he films himself eating it :twisted:

redred
12-17-2012, 04:53 PM
I hate peanut butter

Lambchop
12-17-2012, 05:24 PM
You could eat this & shit out a double-concentrated version that looks exactly the same except the water has been absorbed by your body :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 06:36 PM
I don't care for penis butter to begin with and making it 6x hotter than police pepper spray is just lunacy...



your bum should never cry out in pain :hand:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-17-2012, 06:39 PM
your bum should never cry out in pain

:hand:

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 06:41 PM
erm..

MOST PEOPLE'S bums should never cry out in pain?