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Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 10:21 PM
By Amber Goodhand - Radar News Editor


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Lindsay Lohan's financial burdens are catching up with her, because the Liz & Dick star's talent agency is now offering up their client for appearances at weddings and Bat Mitzvah's in an effort to wrangle in some extra cash, RadarOnline.com is reporting.

According to a new report, the New York Post received a pitch via email from 123Talent — an agency claiming to rep the actress — with the subject line "Book One of Hollywood's Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now!"

The email pitch went on to say that Lindsay, 26, would make appearances at any event, such as weddings and Bat Mitzvahs.

"Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist," the pitch reminded readers in hopes it would add value to her appearance.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lindsay's bank accounts were recently seized by the IRS for unpaid taxes in 2009 and 2010 to the tune of $233,000.

A highly lucrative endorsement deal also weighs in the balance for Lindsay with Odaingerous clothing line, who initially offered the troubled actress around $500,000 to be their spokesperson, but her recent arrests and legal troubles have the company re-thinking their offer and nothing has been signed.

And Lindsay's dad, Michael Lohan, exclusively told RadarOnline.com the Mean Girls actress' management team has turned down more than $100,000 in job offers recently, despite her need for an income!

"One deal is for $100,000 for a phone application which blocks unwanted calls," Michael explained about the offers. "The other is for $30,000 for a 'Don't Drink and Drive message!'"

Michael slammed Lindsay's new management team, saying, "Are they going to pay her bills? Seems like someone wants Lindsay to fall hard, which will only further cause stress, which she doesn't need! I am sick of these inept people!"

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 10:40 PM
Bat Mitzvahs....

The Fiddler on the Floor :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-17-2012, 10:44 PM
:hater:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-17-2012, 11:02 PM
I'll rent her but I want all holes

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 11:03 PM
:hand:

no sympathy for the this no-talent, serial criminal who gets offers for cash out the wazoo and keeps blowing them

Hugh_Janus
12-17-2012, 11:33 PM
I'd give her 200 bucks for a day, but she'd have to be naked, crawl on all fours and wear a tail

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 11:36 PM
I'd give her 200 bucks for a day, but she'd have to be naked, crawl on all fours and wear a tail

with that mutt she wouldn't have to add a tail..

Hugh_Janus
12-17-2012, 11:37 PM
in that case, I want her to have 2 tails :hand:

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 11:40 PM
yeah I guess hooves and tails are a bit of turn on for you eh? :lol:

Hugh_Janus
12-17-2012, 11:41 PM
clip clop, motherfucker

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 11:44 PM
how can you like this girl? she has a horrible body, no waist or ass at all.....sickly white skin...lipo'd lips and the only thing about her that's mildly interesting is her big, saggy boobs.
And even those don't have nipples on them....

Hugh_Janus
12-17-2012, 11:53 PM
I don't like her.... I'd just piledrive the shit out of her, wipe my cock in her hair and leave :lol:

Hal-9000
12-17-2012, 11:57 PM
I'd wake her up from a sound sleep and fire a pile of goo into her eye....chicks love that :lol:

Hugh_Janus
12-18-2012, 12:00 AM
sounds like a plan.... she'll probably fall asleep during my "piledriving" of her :sad2:

Hal-9000
12-18-2012, 12:16 AM
don't fret dude....her vagoo has probably seen more action than the Chunnel

Southern Belle
12-18-2012, 01:08 AM
Talent? What, are they paying people to invite her?