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Teh One Who Knocks
01-03-2013, 12:14 PM
Canadian Press


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OTTAWA — Disclosing details of behind-the-scenes discussions about tales of melting banknotes could endanger national security or international relations, says Canada’s central bank.

In response to a formal request from The Canadian Press, the Bank Of Canada released 134 pages of internal records — almost completely blanked out — concerning allegations its new polymer bills melted in the scorching summer sun.

The bank began issuing $100 polymer banknotes in late 2011, saying they were harder to counterfeit than paper notes and would last much longer.

Unconfirmed reports of cooked currency emerged in July when a Kelowna, B.C., bank teller said she had heard of cases in which several bills had melted together inside a car.

Soon after, Mona Billard of Cambridge, Ont., reported that she had returned eight plastic bills in January, after her son stashed his $800 Christmas bonus in a tin can and hid it near a baseboard heater.

When he retrieved them the next day to make a deposit, the $100 banknotes had shriveled and melted.

Ms. Billard exchanged clean bills for the shrunken, unusable ones.

“The leather couch is up against the baseboard heater, it doesn’t melt,” she said.

“The kids’ toys are back there, they don’t melt.”

The Bank of Canada will reimburse damaged notes, but only if they clear an examination by an Ottawa laboratory.

“It took me six months to get the money back. I had to nag them and nag them,” said Ms. Billard, who got her cheque from the bank this month.

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The bank swiftly denied that its new bills could be affected by heat in these ways.

“The Bank has encountered no evidence that polymer bank notes are being affected by heat as has been suggested in recent news reports,” said Julie Girard, a bank spokeswoman, in an email to the National Post in July.

Ms. Girard noted “no bill is indestructible,” but claimed “Canadian banknotes have been designed to ensure they can withstand the demanding weather.”

The Bank of Canada issued 175 million $50 banknotes in March and $100 denominations in November, and plans to roll out $5, $10 and $20 versions next year.

To test durability, the banknotes were boiled, frozen and run through washing machines. A tumbling mechanism filled with coffee grinds, marbles, bolts and synthetic sweat was meant to simulate the effect of being left in a pocket.

Acid Trip
01-03-2013, 04:54 PM
:lol:

People present Canadian government with melted bills. Canadian government "denied that its new bills could be affected by heat in these ways."

Someone is fibbing...

Teh One Who Knocks
01-03-2013, 04:55 PM
National Security :hand:

Muddy
01-03-2013, 04:58 PM
How do the paper ones hold up?

Teh One Who Knocks
01-03-2013, 10:44 PM
Hal? GF? MrsM? Noilly? Sam?

Anyone can confirm that you live in the land of melting money? :lol:

Hugh_Janus
01-03-2013, 10:46 PM
I wonder if they are still legal tender :-k

Lambchop
01-03-2013, 10:48 PM
What will they use now for roach paper?

Hal-9000
01-03-2013, 10:53 PM
Hal? GF? MrsM? Noilly? Sam?

Anyone can confirm that you live in the land of melting money? :lol:

I mentioned this awhile back...if you don't know, the new bills are 2 parts paper with a clear plastic strip holding both halves together (more like 1/3rd to the other 2/3rds)

First run of them, they were tearing in half when people handled them 'abruptly', government says no way. :lol:

back to the cauldron, they brew up new ones and they tend to get 'pliable' in the summer sun (anything over 25-30C) or about 80-90F...gov says those are isolated freak occurrences :lol:

not sure where they are now (thus the silence) but I do work in the paper industry and know that if they have to recall all of the new bills, re-engineer and redistribute, that our country will hit another recession :lol:

Richard Cranium
01-04-2013, 01:05 AM
Anybody else old enough to remember these?

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Muddy
01-04-2013, 01:15 AM
They still sell them.. :mrgreen:

Godfather
01-04-2013, 02:00 AM
You guys won't even believe me, but they crafted these new plastic $100's to smell like Maple Syrup. The $20's and $50's don't, but if you get a couple of the $100's it's very very obvious. I didn't believe it until a client paid for something in a large amount of cash...

And this shit definitely melts... but who the shit is leaving cash on their hot dashboard?!? I'd rather it melted than some twat broke my window for it, if I was that dumb. :lol:

Godfather
01-04-2013, 02:06 AM
There was also a fiasco with the new $20's, which were only just released, when it came out what the complaints from 'focus groups' were.

1. There is a picture of a researcher on them looking into a microscope (you know, because Canada thinks it's awesome at science because we invented insulin and pacemakers... whatever). In the original print she looked too Asian and people were bold enough to admit they didn't like it so they swapped it for a white woman :lol:

2. The other problem which was really pathetic, was that they have a picture of the Vimy Ridge memorial. I'm too lazy to google it, but it's pretty beautiful. Anyways, dipshits thought it was the Twin Towers from New York and were confused.

3. Third and finally: They also complained because the memorial has a picture of a half naked woman (who represents Sorrow I believe). So people complained it was 'pornography.'

The stupidity is numbing. :meh:

MrsM
01-04-2013, 04:07 AM
I haven't had one melt on me yet - but I have ripped one.

Richard Cranium
01-04-2013, 04:11 AM
I haven't had one melt on me yet - but I have ripped one.

Light a match or something, jes..

RBP
01-04-2013, 04:12 AM
I haven't had one melt on me yet - but I have ripped one.

I wondered what that smell was :lol:

Ok, yes I am 14 and I made a fart joke.. So sue me. :hand:

RBP
01-04-2013, 04:12 AM
Light a match or something, jes..

:x you beat me to the fart joke... you out-14'd me!

MrsM
01-04-2013, 04:12 AM
Light a match or something, jes..

Ah - I didn't get it until RBP bolded the ripped part :)

I was considering trying to burn one to see what happeded - but I don't have any of the new ones on me at the moment

When I get one, I'll try my hair dryer

Richard Cranium
01-04-2013, 04:13 AM
:bananadance:

RBP
01-04-2013, 04:13 AM
:bananadance:

:slap: