Valentine's Day 2013 - plans and results!

[RBP]

Anyone got plans? Remember to post results on the 15th!

Here's mine so far:

http://i.imgur.com/6MQiEcL.png

[redred]

no plans for me ,i think it's a waste of money cards etc ,prices go up just turned into another over hyped day imo

[RBP]

no plans for me ,i think it's a waste of money cards etc ,prices go up just turned into another over hyped day imo

Does your SO feel the same way or do you get the couch for your principles? :lol:

[redred]

No she won't be buying me anything either

[DemonGeminiX]

If I had somebody, then I might do something for them, but I don't, so I don't care.

:idk:

[RBP]

If I had somebody, then I might do something for them, but I don't, so I don't care.

:idk:

I think we are dating the same girl. :shock:

http://i.imgur.com/TAxDMus.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Nah, mine's a lot cleaner lookin'.

[Pony]

:hand:

[minz]

:(

[RBP]

:(

I would have volunteered to be your valentine, but not after the "you'll never find out" comment. :nono:

[Hugh_Janus]

:(
I won't forget :slap:

[minz]

I would have volunteered to be your valentine, but not after the "you'll never find out" comment. :nono:

:lol: And you'll never find out with that attitude young man!

:lol:

[minz]

I won't forget :slap:

Thanks :slap:

[RBP]

Me and my big mouth :doh:

[Hugh_Janus]

Thanks :slap:
I will now :slap:

Me and my big mouth :doh:

protip.... that's not the big thing the girls are interested in:shhh:

[RBP]

I will now :slap:


protip.... that's not the big thing the girls are interested in:shhh:

you have a semi-pro tip at best :hand:

[minz]

I would have volunteered to be your valentine, but not after the "you'll never find out" comment. :nono:

And I just meant because you're sooooo far away :sad2: And let’s face it, you could exaggerate as much as you like but it aint gonna stretch that far. :lol:

[RBP]

And I just meant because you're sooooo far away :sad2: And let’s face it, you could exaggerate as much as you like but it aint gonna stretch that far. :lol:

Is that all I am to you? A piece of non-atlantic-stretching meat? *huff*

Women! Such pigs!

8-[

[minz]

I would have volunteered to be your valentine, but not after the "you'll never find out" comment. :nono:


Is that all I am to you? A piece of non-atlantic-stretching meat? *huff*

Women! Such pigs!

8-[

Fine :hand: Plenty more 'meat' to play with... [-(

[RBP]

Fine :hand: Plenty more 'meat' to play with... [-(

Admit it... you don't have a date either. :hand:

[minz]

Admit it... you don't have a date either. :hand:

I could have if I wanted, all I need to do is offer food or sex and they are putty in your hands. :hand:

[redred]

won't stop her opening a bottle of wine:lol:

[minz]

won't stop her opening a bottle of wine:lol:

My Son 'implied' Im drinking too much on one of my posts on facebook yesterday :oops: I think I better calm it a bit with the wine :lol:

[RBP]

I could have if I wanted, all I need to do is offer food or sex and they are putty in your hands. :hand:

Offer both and I'm play-doh. :lol:

[RBP]

My Son 'implied' Im drinking too much on one of my posts on facebook yesterday :oops: I think I better calm it a bit with the wine :lol:

:imok:

[Leefro]

I'm going to have a wank

Keep this thread and I will post the results

[minz]

:imok:

:slap: I only drink when I dont have to go to work next day, and how often does that happen. :lol:

[RBP]

Minz's reaction when her plans fall through for Valentine's Day:

http://i.imgur.com/CuZFBdw.jpg

[minz]

I'm going to have a wank

Keep this thread and I will post the results

There's always one wanker... :lol:


:dance:

[minz]

Minz's reaction when her plans fall through for Valentine's Day:

http://i.imgur.com/CuZFBdw.jpg

:rofl: I'm not that bad. :lol:

[Leefro]

There's always one wanker... :lol:


:dance:

It's my second profession

[RBP]

:slap: I only drink when I dont have to go to work next day, and how often does that happen. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/NkUHSNL.jpg

[minz]

Hey RBP, if I offered both plus a bj would you do the housework? :huh:

[RBP]

:slap: I only drink when I dont have to go to work next day, and how often does that happen. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/1cmSB0A.jpg

[RBP]

Hey RBP, if I offered both plus a bj would you do the housework? :huh:

Is that even a question? :lol:

[Leefro]

Bowl Of Jelly ?

[Griffin]

I think we are dating the same girl. :shock:

http://i.imgur.com/TAxDMus.jpg


Nah, mine's a lot cleaner lookin'.


practice safe sex.

http://www.yaptrading.com.au/images/vinyl_glove_b.jpg

[minz]

Is that even a question? :lol:

I'll take that as a yes then :lol:

[RBP]

I'll take that as a yes then :lol:

I'll bring the knee pads... for cleaning purposes of course. 8-[

[Leefro]

I'll bring the knee pads... for cleaning purposes of course. 8-[

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?46504-the-perfect-woman NSFW

[minz]

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?46504-the-perfect-woman NSFW

Errr no!!! I think you'll find it's the other way around, he's doing the cleaning. :lol:

[Leefro]

And Getting fucked in the Ass

Wanna still do it RBP???

[RBP]

Errr no!!! I think you'll find it's the other way around, he's doing the cleaning. :lol:

Does that mean I don't have to cuddle during recovery time? :dance:

[RBP]

And Getting fucked in the Ass

Wanna still do it RBP???

Errr no!!! I think you'll find it's the other way around, she's getting the fucking. :lol:

[Leefro]

Minz would love to do the reach a round with you I'm sure

[RBP]

Minz would love to do the reach a round with you I'm sure

Well if you put it that way... :-k

[MrsM]

No real plans - we don't usually do V-day stuff

[Hal-9000]

I'll be saving 60 bucks on flowers and chocolates while warming up Palmela for a busy night

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/q8ReM9W.png

[Southern Belle]

More infection?? :rofl:.

[RBP]

More infection?? :rofl:.

:lol:

[Shady]

See my sig.

[Dr Death]

I'm working. Other than that no plans at all....no one to make plans with really. :meh:

[DemonGeminiX]

See my sig.

:-s

So you're looking for a friend to drive into your fudge tunnel?


I'm working. Other than that no plans at all....no one to make plans with really. :meh:

But you can do whatever you want, Doc. You don't have to deal with the stress of pleasing someone else who may or may not appreciate the effort. So go do something that makes you happy. And if you feel the need to get laid, you can always ask the hooker whisperer for a little guidance.

[Dr Death]

:-s

So you're looking for a friend to drive into your fudge tunnel?



But you can do whatever you want, Doc. You don't have to deal with the stress of pleasing someone else who may or may not appreciate the effort. So go do something that makes you happy. And if you feel the need to get laid, you can always ask the hooker whisperer for a little guidance.:lol:

[RBP]

And if you feel the need to get laid, you can always ask the hooker whisperer for a little guidance.

I am a romantic motherfucker that's for sure. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Im talking the ol' ball and chain to Lebanese food. The restaurant has 2 locations, one in my town and the other in London. Its pretty tasty

[RBP]

Im talking the ol' ball and chain to Lebanese food. The restaurant has 2 locations, one in my town and the other in London. Its pretty tasty

Which one are you going to? :-s

[minz]

Which one are you going to? :-s

I was wondering the same :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

The one in London of course, I dont want to go to the one within walking distance :lol:

[minz]

*Waits for the obvious comment*..........

[RBP]

The one in London of course, I dont want to go to the one within walking distance :lol:

Can you clean up for Minz while you're there? She's been a little bitchy lately. :lol:

[minz]

Can you clean up for Minz while you're there? She's been a little bitchy lately. :lol:

Bitchy? :rofl: I'm just warming up. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Can you clean up for Minz while you're there? She's been a little bitchy lately. :lol:

I'll clean her up, grab my razor :twisted:

[RBP]

I'll clean her up, grab my razor :twisted:

Somehow I don't think that's going to be an issue :naughty:

She's offered sex and food though. :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

True love...

Porky takes his better half all the way to London England for a romantic meal and a forum booty call :lol:

[minz]

:shock:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol: Wonder if either of the girls would be up for a 3some

[Acid Trip]

I want my 5 minutes back. Yeah, talking to youz guyz

[Hal-9000]

:lol: Wonder if either of the girls would be up for a 3some

leave em both behind and head to France for some hairy armpitted love....them stinky French chicks know how to party :thumbsup:

[minz]

:hills:

[minz]

leave em both behind and head to France for some hairy armpitted love....them stinky French chicks know how to party :thumbsup:

Germans are the hairy ones.

[Jezter]

:lol: Wonder if either of the girls would be up for a 3some

I'll film it! :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Germans are the hairy ones.

French women are the hairy ones! :x

get your stereotypes right missy...

[minz]

French women are the hairy ones! :x

get your stereotypes right missy...

Have you seen many Germans? :x

[Hal-9000]

Have you seen many Germans? :x

Noooo, but you seem to be an expert on European women's shaving habits...


anything you'd like to share with us? (be descriptive pls)

[minz]

Noooo, but you seem to be an expert on European women's shaving habits...


anything you'd like to share with us? (be descriptive pls)

What's my job again? :roll:

[Hal-9000]

What's my job again? :roll:


Lesbian armpit checker?

[RBP]

Valentines... ah true romance....

http://i.imgur.com/sH7BdNW.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/95M6Z9V.jpg

[FBD]

shit, right...gotta find some trinket for the wife. thanks for reminding me!

good thing she loves garnet :dance:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/uk7Vwiu.gif

[RBP]

Stop texting me, Minz!

http://i.imgur.com/YSGjFC1.png

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/VhFae7D.png

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/2qTfCWs.png

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/y7GMypE.png

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/Pk8Zcz5.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/95M6Z9V.jpg


:lol:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/VxBm6XK.jpg

[FBD]

Candy...makes you dandy!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rexee-video-snapshots/57214406_736.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/zMnOUsn.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[redred]

Her Valentines

http://i.imgur.com/4099PbX.jpg

[MrsM]

http://i50.tinypic.com/qpgm1d.jpg

[RBP]

MrsM :lol:

[minz]

:lol:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/XHCKG3O.jpg

[RBP]

http://i50.tinypic.com/qpgm1d.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4PQnMKi.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/Ae1fI9a.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i50.tinypic.com/qpgm1d.jpg

:lol:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/CdRCO9c.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NG0jcda.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/plfZkAn.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/kotIMgM.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/7bihgiR.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/zpQDo6S.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/akMdJAE.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/O9r88ZB.jpg?1

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/iv2hm9S.jpg

[Noilly Pratt]

[QUOTE=FBD;410583]Candy...makes you dandy![quote]

But liquor is quicker!


http://youtu.be/oVBIp3q3cms

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/HkLlEQa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kBSEjHJ.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/MpRTPWj.png?1

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/P3ZM7gO.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/LZQyzaC.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/QDJsBLB.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/FHoTPPC.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My g/f told me she was taking me to see A Good Day to Die Hard on Valentines Day (opening night). Best.Girlfriend.Ever. :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/LZQyzaC.jpg


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

My g/f told me she was taking me to see A Good Day to Die Hard on Valentines Day (opening night). Best.Girlfriend.Ever. :thumbsup:


:thumbsup: nice




perhaps a little subliminal messaging in there for you too after the movie :naughty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:thumbsup: nice




perhaps a little subliminal messaging in there for you too after the movie :naughty:

She's going to kill me? :(

[redred]

or make you wear a dirty vest and shoot at you lots

[Hal-9000]

She's going to kill me? :(


:slap:


no, sex so good that you will have a heart attack and die with an erection :x

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/FdnfjFz.png

[Hal-9000]

I'm still on track for coming home after work, firing up the PC and ignoring my phone on Thursday


Valentine's Day is a little depressing for me because it marks a different kind of anniversary....one where I saw someone I cared about for the very last time


:(

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/uHX2h2V.jpg

[RBP]

I'm still on track for coming home after work, firing up the PC and ignoring my phone on Thursday


Valentine's Day is a little depressing for me because it marks a different kind of anniversary....one where I saw someone I cared about for the very last time


:(


:daisy:

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm going to send this image to a wench that wouldn't stop moaning that she never got anything last year and see where it gets me :lol:

http://i45.tinypic.com/s6irn6.jpg

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/uHX2h2V.jpg

I dont care for that mother funker..

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/dKePtTf.jpg

[deebakes]

I dont care for that mother funker..

:racist:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/b4QmjqV.jpg


:cheerlead:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/lGGx7h8.jpg

[minz]

I'll be working until 8pm so wont be home much before 9pm then an early night I think... that's my plans for valentines.

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/dKePtTf.jpg

unbelievable...you took my special Valentine's day picture


:sad2:

[RBP]

Lemmings :hand:

http://i.imgur.com/XYHTC8E.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/v3Nk5l5.png

[Loser]

My valentines day involves a new bottle of vodka+vermuth+shaker and a couple of movies while I drunkenly try to beat super hexagon on my phone :lol:

[RBP]

when you said "drunken try to beat" I did not expect "super hexagon" to be what was next. :P


It would be even funnier if I knew what super hexagon was :oops:

[Loser]

:lol: it's a very annoying game, but if I do get bored enough you have me an idea. so now you'll have that on your mind tomorrow. Lol

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sz0mI_6tLQ

I think I'd have to kill the dude who wrote the music.

[MrsM]

So v-day results... we had a nice dinner at home with the kids. My husband bought flowers for me and our daughter. He also bought flowers for our son to give to us girls.

Put the kids to bed at the usual time, and we watched a bit of TV. We were both tired and went to bed by 10:00, he got a BJ and i fell asleep in his arms

[RBP]

So v-day results... we had a nice dinner at home with the kids. My husband bought flowers for me and our daughter. He also bought flowers for our son to give to us girls.

Put the kids to bed at the usual time, and we watched a bit of TV. We were both tired and went to bed by 10:00, he got a BJ and i fell asleep in his arms

Sounds like a very nice evening. :)

[Pony]

I had leftover pizza, watched tv and went to bed early without a BJ.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Overall shit, I will not being making an effort next year.

[RBP]

I had leftover pizza, watched tv and went to bed early without a BJ.

I can never remember your relationship status for some reason.


Overall shit, I will not being making an effort next year.

Awwww, how come Porky?

[redred]

good food (which i had to cook)but no action due to the other half having a bit of flu and was kept awake by her snoring all night so overall below par

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Awwww, how come Porky?

Steak was over cooked, fish was under cooked. took 45 min to get an appetizer, and didnt even get a mouth hug :fuckit:

[RBP]

Steak was over cooked, fish was under cooked. took 45 min to get an appetizer, and didnt even get a mouth hug :fuckit:

:empathy:

Not a good evening!

[MrsM]

Steak was over cooked, fish was under cooked. took 45 min to get an appetizer, and didnt even get a mouth hug :fuckit:


:empathy: although "mouth hug" made me laugh :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[Muddy]

Steak was over cooked, fish was under cooked. took 45 min to get an appetizer, and didnt even get a mouth hug :fuckit:

Quit acting like a bitch.. :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We got home from work, cleaned up and changed, then went to dinner. She had prime rib with a baked potato and I had roast pork loin stuffed with apple dressing and parmesan mashed potatoes. Then off to the theater and we watched the new Die Hard on opening night.

It was awesome :tup:

[Pony]

I can never remember your relationship status for some reason.


Never been married and I'm single at the moment.

[MrsM]

We got home from work, cleaned up and changed, then went to dinner. She had prime rib with a baked potato and I had roast pork loin stuffed with apple dressing and parmesan mashed potatoes. Then off to the theater and we watched the new Die Hard on opening night.

It was awesome :tup:

Sounds like a good night Lance :tup:

[Acid Trip]

I cooked dry-aged Filet Mignon, twice baked potatoes, green beans and garlic bread for dinner. I'm the chef in our family so nothing new there.

It's our tradition to eat at home on V-Day. We got tired of bad service (and limited menus) at restaurants.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I cooked dry-aged Filet Mignon, twice baked potatoes, green beans and garlic bread for dinner. I'm the chef in our family so nothing new there.

It's our tradition to eat at home on V-Day. We got tired of bad service (and limited menus) at restaurants.

Thats what I usually do too. I try to avoid going out on the big nights, but my wife had been wanting to go to this places V day deal for a few years. We have eaten there quite a bit and its always great....until last night :)

[minz]

What ever you do on valentines, it's always awesome when you're with someone who's special. :)

[Hal-9000]

had no plans and followed through on every one

[Muddy]

What ever you do on valentines, it's always awesome when you're with someone who's special. :)

Even if you are robbing a convenience store?

[Dr Death]

Went to work on Valentine's Day but afterwords I did get to spend some quality movie time with my amazing best friend Sarah so all in all it was bad after all. :tup:

[Muddy]

Went to work on Valentine's Day but afterwords I did get to spend some quality movie time with my amazing best friend Sarah so all in all it was bad after all. :tup:

Did she let you smell her hair?

[minz]

Even if you are robbing a convenience store?

If that's what floats you're boat I guess :lol: I didn't get out of work until 8.30pm so so cuddles for me. :(

[Hal-9000]

Did she let you smell her hair?


WHAT?


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

If that's what floats you're boat I guess :lol: I didn't get out of work until 8.30pm so so cuddles for me. :(

so so cuddles suck

I prefer extreme cuddles

[Dr Death]

Did she let you smell her hair?LOL No but she does always smell amazing! ;)

[minz]

so so cuddles suck

I prefer extreme cuddles

How extreme?



No wait.... forget I asked. :wha:

[Muddy]

LOL No but she does always smell amazing! ;)

When are you going to tell her that you are in love?

[Acid Trip]

Thats what I usually do too. I try to avoid going out on the big nights, but my wife had been wanting to go to this places V day deal for a few years. We have eaten there quite a bit and its always great....until last night :)

Was it bad enough that you won't go back again? V-Day totally ruined one of my favorite restaurants 4 years ago. Haven't gone out since.

[Dr Death]

When are you going to tell her that you are in love?She already knows! :lol:

[Muddy]

She already knows! :lol:

Be careful, Homey.. Don't let this girl own you..

[minz]

Be careful, Homey.. Don't let this girl own you..

Sounds like you're talking with experience. :huh:

[Muddy]

Sounds like you're talking with experience. :huh:

Chicks love a challenge.. if you lay it right out there for them you hand over all the power.

[Hugh_Janus]

Be careful, Homey.. Don't let this girl own you..

word

[minz]

Chicks love a challenge.. if you lay it right out there for them you hand over all the power.

I like a challenge, just look at Hal for instance, how much of a challenge is that? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

How extreme?



No wait.... forget I asked. :wha:

I told you not to make that face posting at me!! :x

you want the truth? ....


Minz, if we led different lives I would cuddle with you until forever ends..



:)

[Hal-9000]

I like a challenge, just look at Hal for instance, how much of a challenge is that? :lol:


until forever ends.........







I like that expression, yay me

[minz]

I told you not to make that face posting at me!! :x

you want the truth? ....


Minz, if we led different lives I would cuddle with you until forever ends..



:)

Awwwwe :hug:

[Dr Death]

Be careful, Homey.. Don't let this girl own you..Oh no worries bud...she's Bi and prefers the girls....she's like the little sister I never had. Plus she's almost half my age. I just enjoy her company and she enjoys mine which makes me feel great so it's all good. Nice having a young hottie for a best friend! :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Awwwwe :hug:

I'm trying out for a job writing Hallmark cards...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you don't swallow it baby
Back in the kitchen for you

[Acid Trip]

Oh no worries bud...she's Bi and prefers the girls....she's like the little sister I never had. Plus she's almost half my age. I just enjoy her company and she enjoys mine which makes me feel great so it's all good. Nice having a young hottie for a best friend! :tup:

Doesn't hurt that you could end up with her and another girl should the situation present itself...

[Hal-9000]

Doesn't hurt that you could end up with her and another girl should the situation present itself...

and a camera...





8-[

[Muddy]

Doesn't hurt that you could end up with her and another girl should the situation present itself...


and a camera...






8-[

:dance: :lol:

[golfer]

Im talking the ol' ball and chain to Lebanese food. The restaurant has 2 locations, one in my town and the other in London. Its pretty tasty

i know its late but i think she would rather be taken to Lebanese food than just talk about Lebanese food

[Muddy]

Can we lock this thread?

[golfer]

Can we lock this thread?

thanks your gonna give me a complex... i comment and now im not wanted :(

[RBP]

Can we lock this thread?

Stop telling people what to do, you don't own Lance. :x

[Muddy]

Stop telling people what to do, you don't own Lance. :x

http://i.imgur.com/6UM1DQc.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/6Hcxpbh.jpg