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Teh One Who Knocks
02-13-2013, 12:43 PM
By STAFF REPORTS /NWF Daily News


SHALIMAR - A man was caught with his pants down near an area populated by school children and now faces a loitering charge.

On Jan. 15 the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office received a report of an intoxicated person near 12th Avenue and Eglin Parkway in Shalimar. A deputy found the man behind a business on 11th Avenue.

"Upon contact," the deputy wrote, "(the suspect) had his blue jeans halfway down his legs and had his hands located near his genitals. (The suspect) was moving his hands in a back and forth motion.

"When I announced my presence, (the suspect) dropped a bottle of lotion and his hands were in white latex gloves."

The man was detained and admitted he was "relieving himself" and was waiting for a woman he used to date. He said the woman worked at Burger King and he wanted to "relieve himself" as he watched her walk into work.

He was charged with loitering or prowling, a misdemeanor.

RBP
02-13-2013, 02:11 PM
Why would she give up a prime boyfriend like him? Women are so picky. :hand:

PorkChopSandwiches
02-13-2013, 05:25 PM
Was this Hal?

Hal-9000
02-13-2013, 06:33 PM
piss off gloves are for fags :hand:

PorkChopSandwiches
02-13-2013, 06:34 PM
they make it feel like its someone else

Hal-9000
02-13-2013, 06:51 PM
the guy had a bottle of lube and latex gloves on....in public! :lol:


nothing like getting comfortable

deebakes
02-14-2013, 01:15 AM
:woot: