Car Accident

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Got rear ended pretty hard this morning. 24oz coffee all over me and my car. Smashed me into the car in front of me. Now my back is hurting. Waaaaaa

[DemonGeminiX]

:empathy:

Sorry, bro. I hope you're ok.


















It wasn't that same bitch that hit you before, was it?

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn, you got some bad luck there bud. Hope you're okay.

[Muddy]

Daggone dude, sorry to hear that.. Thats the second time now..

[Goofy]

Got rear ended pretty hard this morning.

:ghey:


































:dance: ............... well someone had to post it :hand: I can smell a lawsuit in your favour Mr Porkster :tup:

[RBP]

Got rear ended pretty hard this morning.

http://i.imgur.com/KsllgjT.jpg

[RBP]

Hope you're ok Porky!

[DemonGeminiX]

I can smell a lawsuit in your favour Mr Porkster :tup:

:+1:

Seriously, dude. Go get checked out by a doctor. If he/she finds anything wrong whatsoever, go for the fucking jugular. I should've done that when I was rear-ended back in 2008, but I didn't. And my lower back hasn't been the same ever since.

[Muddy]

Have their phone checked for texting activities.

[minz]

:ghey:


































:dance: ............... well someone had to post it :hand: I can smell a lawsuit in your favour Mr Porkster :tup:

:rofl: Porkys revenge will be sweet. :lol:



Hope you're ok porkpie :hug:

[Muddy]

pork scratchings

[Jezter]

I hope you are alright. You can always get car fixed or a new car, but we all only got one health. So get yourself checked and thank your lucky stars it wasn't anything worse.

[DemonGeminiX]

:rofl: Porkys revenge will be sweet. :lol:

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/11/A70-5545

[minz]

pork scratchings

What's he scratching? :huh:

[Muddy]

He once had an online relationship with a man that used to call him that..

[Jezter]

He once had an online relationship with a man that used to call him that..

Shhh! Don't blow Hal's cover! :x

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I just went to the Chiropractor. It helped, but its still hurting. I'll survive. Damn Asian drivers :lol: At least he had insurance. I think I will get my car fixed and trade it in for a truck with huge bumpers.

[redred]

have you tried demolition derby's ? at least the car is welded up a bit :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

It used to be a G35 :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I bet it was a woman :dance:

[minz]

I bet it was a woman :dance:

:nutkick:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I bet it was a woman :dance:

Not this time.

[Hal-9000]

I just went to the Chiropractor. It helped, but its still hurting. I'll survive. Damn Asian drivers :lol: At least he had insurance. I think I will get my car fixed and trade it in for a truck with huge bumpers.

I've been in 6 accidents dude...at fault for 1 on those.

A Kenworth cabover with a 53' trailer nailed my rear quarter panel once...he blatantly ran a stop sign. I never claimed injury but that was when my neck and jaw started really bothering me. I couldn't open my driver's side door (2 door, he hit that side) so I got out of the passenger side and the first thing the guy says - My bumper, oooh nooo my bumper!

I won't tell you how I responded to THAT after being thrown up on a boulevard from the force of the imapct... :lol: ...


but let's just say that he was at fault, he was a long haul driver in another province and he tried to dodge me and my insurance guy for 2 weeks. He also lost his job at the trucking company...


sorry to hear dude...up here you have 2 years to claim injury as whiplash etc doesn't always manifest itself immediately

[redred]

and to think i spent 3 years banger racing getting into crash's for fun :lol:

[Jezter]

and to think i spent 3 years banging racing getting into crash's for fun :lol:
So who is this "racing" anyway? A spicy Spanish chicka you bang on the side? Cousins to Racing Santander?

[Hal-9000]

and to think i spent 3 years banging racing getting into crash's for fun :lol:

from grade 5....I wanted to be a Hollywood stuntman for a job.

since then I've been in accidents, fell off mountains, hit my head swimming, got into fights...


I don't wanna be a stuntman anymore :sad2:

[Goofy]

since then I've been in accidents, fell off mountains, hit my head swimming, got into fights...


How was the pay for those stunts? :-k

[Hal-9000]

How was the pay for those stunts? :-k

they said they didn't get the first takes so they wanted me to do some do-overs...


and then mysteriously I was watching Simon & Simon, Magnum PI and Matlock durign the 80's...and the dude falling, dying, fighting always had long blonde hair and looked suspiciously like my brother :x

[Hal-9000]

it's funny...I didn't want to mention it at the time, but the morning of the first time Porky got rear-ended I followed a chick driving a small blue VW with California plates and she was a shitty, shitty, shitty driver :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

it's funny...I didn't want to mention it at the time, but the morning of the first time Porky got rear-ended I followed a chick driving a small blue VW with California plates and she was a shitty, shitty, shitty driver :lol:

Worst drivers here in Colorado by far are the ones with the California tags...especially if there's any kind of weather happening outside :|

The ones with Texas plates come in a close second.

[Hal-9000]

Worst drivers here in Colorado by far are the ones with the California tags...especially if there's any kind of weather happening outside :|

The ones with Texas plates come in a close second.

I remembered her plate number because it stood out ( 4 letters, 3 numbers? ) and then Porky was chatting that same morning about how some bitch rear ended him. I had no idea he made a thread in the car section because I never look there :lol:

weird coincidence...I understand that out of town drivers do their own thing, but this chick I was following could barely keep her car between the lines and was doing all sorts of erratic crap

[Muddy]

Porkscratchings, is the Mercury Monarch totaled?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

CA drivers are the worst if there is even light humidity

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Porkscratchings, is the Mercury Monarch totaled?

I doubt it, but we'll see when they pull it apart. I think it was pulling to the right a bit afterwards.

[Hal-9000]

I thought Porky drove a '74 LTD :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Its a Gremlin

[Hal-9000]

what were those shitboxes that blew up when people hit the rear ends?

Pacer....no Pinto? :lol:

[Muddy]

It's a Ford knock off.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx237/EccentricaG/pintoexplode.jpg

[Hal-9000]

seriously Porkfrieddude....that shite can come back and haunt you. My neck has never been the same after the accidents I've been in...

give it a couple of weeks and maybe find out how long you have to claim for medical...no point you paying for physio or chiro treatments

[Lambchop]

Is your penis still functional? If so, you came out fine.

[deebakes]

:rip:

[Noilly Pratt]

Careful...the chiro sometimes can do more harm than good. I'd see my MD and have him refer you to physio. They are magic.

I was a passenger in a big car crash in 1980, and did a number on my cartilage on the left knee. I HAVE to exercise to keep the muscles built up to compensate or else it hurts. I can't bowl or ski or walk for over about 3 miles but other than that I'm OK.

I had/have a thing called plantar fasciitis (https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=images&client=firefox-a&hs=3Nj&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=rcs&spell=1&q=plantar+fasciitis&sa=X&ei=l2UkUa-dDOS0iQKFhYGYCw&ved=0CDAQvwUoAA&biw=999&bih=413) (still comes back sometimes) and my physio gave me a bunch of exercises to do to keep it at bay. AND she detected the damage done in 1980 and gave me stuff for that too.

[Pony]

I doubt it, but we'll see when they pull it apart. I think it was pulling to the right a bit afterwards.

Any pics?

Hope your back is OK bud, you should probably get it looked at just in case. Also if you do have a problem and you didn't go to the doctor the guys insurance might decide to fight any injury claim you make.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I'm going to the Dr today

[Muddy]

I remember the day you got that car..

http://i.imgur.com/GWLGmhM.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm going to the Dr today

Suck it up Princess :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I'm just worried if I don't go to a real Dr they may try to fuck me later. Plus I need to stock up on pain pills. :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm just worried if I don't go to a real Dr they may try to fuck me later. Plus I need to stock up on pain pills. :dance:

http://i.imgur.com/wp0xA6e.png

[golfer]

Got rear ended pretty hard this morning. 24oz coffee all over me and my car. Smashed me into the car in front of me. Now my back is hurting. Waaaaaa

sorry dude... you know how bad we suck at driving in SoCal

[golfer]

I'm just worried if I don't go to a real Dr they may try to fuck me later. Plus I need to stock up on pain pills. :dance:
good luck

[Acid Trip]

Careful...the chiro sometimes can do more harm than good. I'd see my MD and have him refer you to physio. They are magic.

I was a passenger in a big car crash in 1980, and did a number on my cartilage on the left knee. I HAVE to exercise to keep the muscles built up to compensate or else it hurts. I can't bowl or ski or walk for over about 3 miles but other than that I'm OK.

I had/have a thing called plantar fasciitis (https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=images&client=firefox-a&hs=3Nj&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=rcs&spell=1&q=plantar+fasciitis&sa=X&ei=l2UkUa-dDOS0iQKFhYGYCw&ved=0CDAQvwUoAA&biw=999&bih=413) (still comes back sometimes) and my physio gave me a bunch of exercises to do to keep it at bay. AND she detected the damage done in 1980 and gave me stuff for that too.

My MD sent me to a physical therapist for terrible sciatic nerve pain. Having been to physical therapy before I know how it works. Lots of painful exercises several times a week for minimal progress.

I got a 2nd opinion from my Chiropractor and within 3 months all the pain had ceased and it's never come back. The cause? I had a lower lumbar vertebrae that was way out of alignment after a weight lifting accident. The physical therapist wouldn't have done anything but put me in extreme pain for a problem that wasn't going away without putting my vertebrae back in place.

Chiropractors have such a bad rap but it all depends on the one you see. Mine happens to be a miracle worker.

[DemonGeminiX]

My MD sent me to a physical therapist for terrible sciatic nerve pain. Having been to physical therapy before I know how it works. Lots of painful exercises several times a week for minimal progress.

I got a 2nd opinion from my Chiropractor and within 3 months all the pain had ceased and it's never come back. The cause? I had a lower lumbar vertebrae that was way out of alignment after a weight lifting accident. The physical therapist wouldn't have done anything but put me in extreme pain for a problem that wasn't going away without putting my vertebrae back in place.

Chiropractors have such a bad rap but it all depends on the one you see. Mine happens to be a miracle worker.

But that's the thing, some of them are really good and a lot of them are really shitty.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

But that's the thing, some of them are really good and a lot of them are really shitty.

:lol:

Exactamundo....buddy of mine went to one and he was almost crippled by the hack.

[Hal-9000]

My MD sent me to a physical therapist for terrible sciatic nerve pain. Having been to physical therapy before I know how it works. Lots of painful exercises several times a week for minimal progress.

I got a 2nd opinion from my Chiropractor and within 3 months all the pain had ceased and it's never come back. The cause? I had a lower lumbar vertebrae that was way out of alignment after a weight lifting accident. The physical therapist wouldn't have done anything but put me in extreme pain for a problem that wasn't going away without putting my vertebrae back in place.

Chiropractors have such a bad rap but it all depends on the one you see. Mine happens to be a miracle worker.

I agree with this....I had some pretty complicated pain issues, saw more specialists than I could list here and finally found a chiro guy who at least alleviated enough pain that I could turn my head while making lane changes driving...if he's adjusting me and something won't go, he doesn't force it

[Acid Trip]

But that's the thing, some of them are really good and a lot of them are really shitty.

:lol:

You can also get a shitty doctor, dentist, plumber, electrician, general contractor, etc. Shitty "professionals" are everywhere so you need to vet them first like anything else of such importance.

[minz]

if he's adjusting me and something won't go, he doesn't force it

Do you often have that ppoblem? Do you need to talk about it? :empathy:


:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

You can also get a shitty doctor, dentist, plumber, electrician, general contractor, etc. Shitty "professionals" are everywhere so you need to vet them first like anything else of such importance.

You're right. I've had a few shitty doctors in recent history. Had a shitty contractor that stole about $400 off of my family and had him arrested. He's in jail now... as is one of my shitty ex-doctors, who's serving a life-sentence for murder.

[DemonGeminiX]

Do you often have that ppoblem? Do you need to talk about it? :empathy:


:lol:

Ouch! :lol:

[Muddy]

You're right. I've had a few shitty doctors in recent history. Had a shitty contractor that stole about $400 off of my family and had him arrested. He's in jail now... as is one of my shitty ex-doctors, who's serving a life-sentence for murder.

Do you get medical care from a free clinic in the inner city?

[DemonGeminiX]

Do you get medical care from a free clinic in the inner city?

:lol:

No. There is no "inner city" here. And there is no free clinic either.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Just spoke with my lawyer, he said ch-ching :lol: J/K But he's my uncle so he will take the case ;)

[Dr Death]

I'm going to the Dr todayDid someone say "Dr"? *evil grin*

[Acid Trip]

Just spoke with my lawyer, he said ch-ching :lol: J/K But he's my uncle so he will take the case ;)

Did you make it to the doctor yet?

[FBD]

from grade 5....I wanted to be a Hollywood stuntman for a job.

since then I've been in accidents, fell off mountains, hit my head swimming, got into fights...


I don't wanna be a stuntman anymore :sad2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmIsMzyohqM

hope you do allright porks

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Did you make it to the doctor yet?

Yeah, they said they didnt see much in the xray but were sending it to someone else to review, I have to go back for a checkup next week and see if anything changed.

[Muddy]

But he's my uncle so he will take the case ;)

Is that legal?

[Acid Trip]

Yeah, they said they didnt see much in the xray but were sending it to someone else to review, I have to go back for a checkup next week and see if anything changed.

Fuck an x-ray, it's the soft tissue damage that they need to worry about. I didn't have any broken bones in my last accident but I had a seat belt bruise from hell and my neck was uber jacked. Couldn't turn my head without wincing in pain.

[minz]

Ultrasound.

[Muddy]

Ultrasound.

Yes Porky, get your stinky ol' uterus checked out..

[minz]

:lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Is that legal?
Why wouldnt it be?

Fuck an x-ray, it's the soft tissue damage that they need to worry about. I didn't have any broken bones in my last accident but I had a seat belt bruise from hell and my neck was uber jacked. Couldn't turn my head without wincing in pain.
I know, he's showing me the xray saying everything looks ok. Im thinking well my back still hurts......so give me some of those yellow Vicodin

Yes Porky, get your stinky ol' uterus checked out..
They saw my girl penis and got intimidated

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/AkVwpVt.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol: not watching shameless guess

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Well its going to be $7000 to repair and 2 weeks in the shop :mad: I wish they would have totaled it. Its only blue booking for between 6 and 8000 anyway. Structural damage to the rear end, Im sure it will be a dream to drive when I get it back.

[Pony]

It will be fine IF they fix it properly. The myth of "it will never be the same" is just because of the hacks out there not straightning shit to specs.

[Acid Trip]

Well its going to be $7000 to repair and 2 weeks in the shop :mad: I wish they would have totaled it. Its only blue booking for between 6 and 8000 anyway. Structural damage to the rear end, Im sure it will be a dream to drive when I get it back.

Is your lawyer still saying cha-ching or has he changed course?

[Goofy]

Well its going to be $7000 to repair and 2 weeks in the shop :mad: I wish they would have totaled it. Its only blue booking for between 6 and 8000 anyway. Structural damage to the rear end, Im sure it will be a dream to drive when I get it back.

They've authorized a 7k repair on a car that's worth 8k tops? :-s Pretty stupid really......... over here they tend to fix cars only if the repairs come to under 65-70% of the vehicles book price.

[Pony]

They've authorized a 7k repair on a car that's worth 8k tops? :-s Pretty stupid really......... over here they tend to fix cars only if the repairs come to under 65-70% of the vehicles book price.

It's typically 75-80% here. The Blue Book prices have been way off though, I'm sure it came back as valued higher than 8K if they are fixing it.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I checked kbb. Its best case is 8500.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Is your lawyer still saying cha-ching or has he changed course?

He told me to call them and see if they will total it.

[RBP]

How much is your back injury worth?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Dont know yet, guess they wait to see how much I rack up in bills.

[redred]

Best up your weed levels porky

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol: I got plenty

[Pony]

I checked kbb. Its best case is 8500.

Since the used car buyback a couple years ago KBB and others have been low by 5-20% Used car prices are still high.


He told me to call them and see if they will total it.

They might if it's close.

[Hugh_Janus]

go to where they're storing the car and kick a couple of extra panels :lol:

[deebakes]

:lol: I got plenty

:bong::cloud9:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Got my car back. At first look, it looked great. Amazing what new paint job will do. But, its running like shit with check engine lights on. Not how I dropped it off. Then I started checking the work. The fenders and hood don't even line up properly. Fucking tools. Two weeks they had my car. Unacceptable. They will be seeing me again on Monday

[RBP]

Got my car back. At first look, it looked great. Amazing what new paint job will do. But, its running like shit with check engine lights on. Not how I dropped it off. Then I started checking the work. The fenders and hood don't even line up properly. Fucking tools. Two weeks they had my car. Unacceptable. They will be seeing me again on Monday

http://i.imgur.com/sxKxndY.gif

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I'm re-ee to get ghetto son

[Pony]

Got my car back. At first look, it looked great. Amazing what new paint job will do. But, its running like shit with check engine lights on. Not how I dropped it off. Then I started checking the work. The fenders and hood don't even line up properly. Fucking tools. Two weeks they had my car. Unacceptable. They will be seeing me again on Monday

Great. :sad:

Either the bad panel alignment is the cheap assed aftermarket panels the insurance company forced them to use or they are just hacks and didn't give a fuck. With the engine lights and the panel misfit I'd be worried about improperly repaired structural damage as well. Open the hood and look around in the cracks and crevices with a flashlight for additional poor repairs. Even if they sort out the panels for you they are just cosmetic, what's poorly repaired underneath?

Take a bunch of photos.

I'd give them one shot to make it right before notifying the insurance company you're not satisfied and have another shop inspect the work. It's a shops and the insurance companies duty to restore the car to PRE ACCIDENT CONDITION.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I'm taking it to the dealership on Monday. They are going to go over the whole thing. Should have just done that in the first place.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

How it should look (passenger side)

http://i.imgur.com/jJ3DocX.jpg

How it does look (driver side)

http://i.imgur.com/H414NZL.jpg

[deebakes]

:blind:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:spank: