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Teh One Who Knocks
02-21-2013, 02:33 PM
by Rebecca Macatee - E! Online


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Shit happens—just ask Kelly Osbourne!

The E! Fashion Police cohost was faced with a harrowing choice Wednesday when she lost her balance in a public restroom: fall face-first into the toilet, or risk bodily harm. Naturally, K chose the latter.

"Got my shoe stuck in a bathroom drain. I was faced w/ spraining my ankle or eating the toilet! Guess what I picked?" she tweeted, linking to a photo of her foot in a rehabilitating walking boot.

"I just could not [bear] the thought of my face landing in a public toilet!" she explained. "However I'm now questioning my decision due to the pain!!!!"

The 28-year-old fashionista said she "sprained the muscles in my ankle that go up to the back of my knee so it was the boot or crutches!"

Bless her heart.

Thankfully, she's got a great support system. "I have the worlds best BF," she tweeted. "[Matthew Mosshart] just went out at 11pm to get me this extendable leggy scratcher It even matches my hair"

Lucky lady!

Hal-9000
02-21-2013, 03:38 PM
if she did fall facefirst into the toilet....they'd have to scour that toilet out afterwards

Muddy
02-21-2013, 03:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qpj7n7p.jpg

Shady
02-21-2013, 05:43 PM
If her face hit the toilet then she'd have a reason to get plastic surgery and we wouldn't have to see that anymore.

PorkChopSandwiches
02-21-2013, 05:48 PM
"Got my shoe stuck in a bathroom drain. I was faced w/ spraining my ankle or eating the toilet!

God she is a pig