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jvanorder
03-01-2013, 02:53 PM
Hey everyone. Been creepin on here for a while and it was either post or get tossed. So post it is!
Muddy
03-01-2013, 02:54 PM
Is that you in your Av?
jvanorder
03-01-2013, 02:55 PM
Hey its not nice to make fun of people with diabilities! Dont make me cut you!
BTW nope not me
Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2013, 03:04 PM
Welcome out of the shadows, nice to see new people posting :ahoy:
:hi:
Nice to meet ya finally!
Muddy
03-01-2013, 04:19 PM
Hey its not nice to make fun of people with diabilities! Dont make me cut you!
I'm not making fun of you, I just thought it was a very nice knife.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2013, 04:29 PM
I'm not making fun of you, I just thought it was a very nice knife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4
jvanorder
03-01-2013, 04:41 PM
I'm not making fun of you, I just thought it was a very nice knife.
Sure now your back peddling i might be little but i will mess your kneecap up! :x
Wow, you really seem a bit short-tempered!
:outtahere:
redred
03-01-2013, 04:49 PM
:wave: welcome nice of you to start posting ,looks like you're fitting right in :lol:
jvanorder
03-01-2013, 05:35 PM
Wow, you really seem a bit short-tempered!
:outtahere:
First i get the dude makin fun of my knife now the short jokes. Everyone round here going to be 2 foot shorter when im done!:shock::watching::rofl:
PorkChopSandwiches
03-01-2013, 05:38 PM
:lol:
I support midgets BTW.
with dolla bills while they swing around a pole :twisted:
deebakes
03-01-2013, 05:52 PM
:meatspin:
jvanorder
03-01-2013, 06:20 PM
:lol:
I support midgets BTW.
with dolla bills while they swing around a pole :twisted:
You cant afford me! Im a high class kind of person
jvanorder
03-01-2013, 06:21 PM
this is my wife! she works hard to put food on the table for us
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkTTWAxotK8D6T03xB535fjL9xoLCaI J6HaQWOgtawFSZ55I7F
PorkChopSandwiches
03-01-2013, 06:24 PM
:wank::lwank:
..:uwank:
Korpiklaani
03-01-2013, 06:46 PM
I fucking love this guy lol. Welcome. Post yer dick and make Korpiklaani happy.
Hal-9000
03-01-2013, 07:01 PM
First i get the dude makin fun of my knife now the short jokes. Everyone round here going to be 2 foot shorter when im done!:shock::watching::rofl:
*sings*
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you kn....
oh...sorry dude, my bad
:coat:
*sings*
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you kn....
oh...sorry dude, my bad
:coat:
OMG that was so bad :shock:
Am I going straight to hell now because I laughed out loud? :sad2:
Noilly Pratt
03-01-2013, 07:23 PM
Am I going straight to hell now because I laughed out loud? :sad2:
Absolutely! I hear they've just built on a new wing in anticipation of all the people in TehBasement :)
Welcome jvanorder (http://tehbasement.com/member.php?622-jvanorder)
What like a meet-up :lol: Yaaaaay
Korpiklaani
03-01-2013, 07:34 PM
I hate to burst the bubble in this thread but you all know he is trolling right?
Like, that pic is 4 years old. lol
Hal-9000
03-01-2013, 07:50 PM
this is my wife! she works hard to put food on the table for us
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkTTWAxotK8D6T03xB535fjL9xoLCaI J6HaQWOgtawFSZ55I7F
she's hot.....gave me a mini-chubby :thumbsup:
jvanorder
03-02-2013, 03:47 AM
OMG that was so bad :shock:
Am I going straight to hell now because I laughed out loud? :sad2:
Yes you all are going to hell! there is a special room just for you sick people!
jvanorder
03-02-2013, 03:47 AM
I hate to burst the bubble in this thread but you all know he is trolling right?
Like, that pic is 4 years old. lol
Haters gunna hate
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZ_mcbYXQ9Y3xA8QO6Eqj1bgvf2Pq74 kYp9ppbtpr2qqAfp4YFWA
jvanorder
03-02-2013, 03:48 AM
I fucking love this guy lol. Welcome. Post yer dick and make Korpiklaani happy.
you gotta by me a drink first sailor
jvanorder
03-02-2013, 03:50 AM
*sings*
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you kn....
oh...sorry dude, my bad
:coat:
You sir are the first on my list. Better get some good knee pads or your caps will be missing. Ill mess those shins up right quick too
deebakes
03-02-2013, 03:50 AM
Yes you all are going to hell! there is a special room just for you sick people!
don't act like you don't have a reservation :hand:
You sir are the first on my list. Better get some good knee pads or your caps will be missing. Ill mess those shins up right quick too
Should be nice and easy he's already got one knee out of action.
jvanorder
03-02-2013, 03:55 AM
don't act like you don't have a reservation :hand:
Dang right i do after many years of capping knees i am for sure going to hell. Ill save you a seat
deebakes
03-02-2013, 03:56 AM
Dang right i do after many years of capping knees i am for sure going to hell. Ill save you a seat
i'm reformed so i think i'm in the clear :idk:
jvanorder
03-02-2013, 03:56 AM
i'm reformed so i think i'm in the clear :idk:
we will just see about that!
deebakes
03-02-2013, 03:58 AM
you have no idea :lol:
jvanorder
03-02-2013, 04:27 PM
you have no idea :lol:
See i know you done some bad bad things
Goofy
03-03-2013, 01:07 PM
:wavey:
So which one are you? Bashful? Grumpy? :-k
jvanorder
03-03-2013, 07:09 PM
:wavey:
So which one are you? Bashful? Grumpy? :-k
Im choppy now get closer so i can show you why im called that
Griffin
03-03-2013, 07:23 PM
oops sorry bout that. I thought you said chompy
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 03:13 AM
You sir are the first on my list. Better get some good knee pads or your caps will be missing. Ill mess those shins up right quick too
Oh c'mon, let's be friends and dance!
http://i.imgur.com/QaQDM2e.gif
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 03:31 AM
Oh c'mon, let's be friends and dance!
http://i.imgur.com/QaQDM2e.gif
oh we will dance! Dance to your grave! And whats up with the wetsuit and scuba gear you sent me with a note saying something about your hole? Sorry to burst your bubble tinkerbell but i dont swing that way
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 03:43 AM
tinkerbell :lol:
I knew I've posted with you before..
btw, how the hell do you type?
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 03:50 AM
Hey I know you!!
You were in that bar wearing a harness and had the helmet with Dignity written on it and people were tossing you around.
I was aghast at the spectacle! (because I was SURE that you landed after the 10 foot mark)
:support:
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 03:52 AM
I heard that this guy kicked your ass
http://i.imgur.com/mJPhsVx.jpg
he probably used some illegal arm-bar moves on you....
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 04:00 AM
c'mon Stretch...get a footstool and come back to the keyboard!
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 12:07 PM
tinkerbell :lol:
I knew I've posted with you before..
btw, how the hell do you type?
You want to know how i type? you tell me how a t-rex jerks off and i will tell you how i type.
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 12:07 PM
Hey I know you!!
You were in that bar wearing a harness and had the helmet with Dignity written on it and people were tossing you around.
I was aghast at the spectacle! (because I was SURE that you landed after the 10 foot mark)
:support:
Hey i got paid good money that night! the economy it tough and i gots bills to pay
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 12:08 PM
I heard that this guy kicked your ass
http://i.imgur.com/mJPhsVx.jpg
he probably used some illegal arm-bar moves on you....
naw this guy is a pussy he couldnt fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 12:09 PM
c'mon Stretch...get a footstool and come back to the keyboard!
sorry i was busy with your mom. i thought i would put that scuba gear you sent me to good use ;)
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 05:15 PM
:lol:
good ones.....Flipper
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 05:56 PM
:lol:
good ones.....Flipper
Hater you just mad i wont go spelunking in your hole
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2013, 05:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 06:15 PM
that my super hero into music!
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 06:18 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShwxH4msNMVyOXTDgrFe0vNAunrzJBo tAQihhJE7dmDqOnp2MKaA
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2013, 06:18 PM
:lmao:
redred
03-06-2013, 06:22 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShwxH4msNMVyOXTDgrFe0vNAunrzJBo tAQihhJE7dmDqOnp2MKaA
i think that was something to do with the english rugby team :lol:
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 07:26 PM
i think that was something to do with the english rugby team :lol:
hey you dont know where ive been. they be a bunch of stand up guys. If told them i didnt want to do something they stopped
till they got more cash and booze
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 07:40 PM
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEOeTX1LqM
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 07:59 PM
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEOeTX1LqM
now that one hurt my feelings a lil bit
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 08:03 PM
a tiny amount?
jvanorder
03-06-2013, 08:08 PM
a tiny amount?
if i start to cry im going to need a boat or ill drown
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 12:48 AM
do you sometimes get rug burn on your dick dude?
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 12:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKrei80jBg8
Leefro
03-07-2013, 12:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd-sfqzFdmk
jvanorder
03-07-2013, 02:26 AM
do you sometimes get rug burn on your dick dude?
nope just toss it over my shoulder ;)
Hal-9000
03-08-2013, 03:50 AM
so I guess if we play cards one night, I'll be doing most of the shuffling? :-s
Hal-9000
03-08-2013, 03:51 AM
yeah cards it is because fucking cat's cradle would be out of the question :lol:
Griffin
03-08-2013, 03:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH46SmVv8SU
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