Mornin!

[jvanorder]

Hey everyone. Been creepin on here for a while and it was either post or get tossed. So post it is!

[Muddy]

Is that you in your Av?

[jvanorder]

Hey its not nice to make fun of people with diabilities! Dont make me cut you!






BTW nope not me

[minz]

Hi :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Welcome out of the shadows, nice to see new people posting :ahoy:

[Pony]

:hi:

Nice to meet ya finally!

[Muddy]

Hey its not nice to make fun of people with diabilities! Dont make me cut you!



I'm not making fun of you, I just thought it was a very nice knife.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm not making fun of you, I just thought it was a very nice knife.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4

[jvanorder]

I'm not making fun of you, I just thought it was a very nice knife.

Sure now your back peddling i might be little but i will mess your kneecap up! :x

[Pony]

Wow, you really seem a bit short-tempered!

:outtahere:

[redred]

:wave: welcome nice of you to start posting ,looks like you're fitting right in :lol:

[jvanorder]

Wow, you really seem a bit short-tempered!

:outtahere:

First i get the dude makin fun of my knife now the short jokes. Everyone round here going to be 2 foot shorter when im done!:shock::watching::rofl:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:


I support midgets BTW.


























with dolla bills while they swing around a pole :twisted:

[deebakes]

:meatspin:

[jvanorder]

:lol:


I support midgets BTW.


























with dolla bills while they swing around a pole :twisted:



You cant afford me! Im a high class kind of person

[jvanorder]

this is my wife! she works hard to put food on the table for us

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkTTWAxotK8D6T03xB535fjL9xoLCaI J6HaQWOgtawFSZ55I7F

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:wank::lwank:
..:uwank:

[Korpiklaani]

I fucking love this guy lol. Welcome. Post yer dick and make Korpiklaani happy.

[Hal-9000]

First i get the dude makin fun of my knife now the short jokes. Everyone round here going to be 2 foot shorter when im done!:shock::watching::rofl:

*sings*

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you kn....






oh...sorry dude, my bad

:coat:

[minz]

*sings*

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you kn....






oh...sorry dude, my bad

:coat:

OMG that was so bad :shock:


Am I going straight to hell now because I laughed out loud? :sad2:

[Noilly Pratt]

Am I going straight to hell now because I laughed out loud? :sad2:

Absolutely! I hear they've just built on a new wing in anticipation of all the people in TehBasement :)

Welcome jvanorder (http://tehbasement.com/member.php?622-jvanorder)

[minz]

What like a meet-up :lol: Yaaaaay

[Korpiklaani]

I hate to burst the bubble in this thread but you all know he is trolling right?

Like, that pic is 4 years old. lol

[Hal-9000]

this is my wife! she works hard to put food on the table for us

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkTTWAxotK8D6T03xB535fjL9xoLCaI J6HaQWOgtawFSZ55I7F

she's hot.....gave me a mini-chubby :thumbsup:

[MrsM]

Hi and welcome :wave:

[jvanorder]

OMG that was so bad :shock:


Am I going straight to hell now because I laughed out loud? :sad2:



Yes you all are going to hell! there is a special room just for you sick people!

[jvanorder]

I hate to burst the bubble in this thread but you all know he is trolling right?

Like, that pic is 4 years old. lol

Haters gunna hate
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZ_mcbYXQ9Y3xA8QO6Eqj1bgvf2Pq74 kYp9ppbtpr2qqAfp4YFWA

[jvanorder]

I fucking love this guy lol. Welcome. Post yer dick and make Korpiklaani happy.

you gotta by me a drink first sailor

[jvanorder]

*sings*

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you kn....






oh...sorry dude, my bad

:coat:


You sir are the first on my list. Better get some good knee pads or your caps will be missing. Ill mess those shins up right quick too

[deebakes]

Yes you all are going to hell! there is a special room just for you sick people!

don't act like you don't have a reservation :hand:

[minz]

You sir are the first on my list. Better get some good knee pads or your caps will be missing. Ill mess those shins up right quick too

Should be nice and easy he's already got one knee out of action.

[jvanorder]

don't act like you don't have a reservation :hand:

Dang right i do after many years of capping knees i am for sure going to hell. Ill save you a seat

[deebakes]

Dang right i do after many years of capping knees i am for sure going to hell. Ill save you a seat

i'm reformed so i think i'm in the clear :idk:

[jvanorder]

i'm reformed so i think i'm in the clear :idk:

we will just see about that!

[deebakes]

you have no idea :lol:

[jvanorder]

you have no idea :lol:

See i know you done some bad bad things

[Goofy]

:wavey:

So which one are you? Bashful? Grumpy? :-k

[jvanorder]

:wavey:

So which one are you? Bashful? Grumpy? :-k

Im choppy now get closer so i can show you why im called that

[Griffin]

oops sorry bout that. I thought you said chompy

[Hal-9000]

You sir are the first on my list. Better get some good knee pads or your caps will be missing. Ill mess those shins up right quick too

Oh c'mon, let's be friends and dance!

http://i.imgur.com/QaQDM2e.gif

[jvanorder]

Oh c'mon, let's be friends and dance!

http://i.imgur.com/QaQDM2e.gif

oh we will dance! Dance to your grave! And whats up with the wetsuit and scuba gear you sent me with a note saying something about your hole? Sorry to burst your bubble tinkerbell but i dont swing that way

[Hal-9000]

tinkerbell :lol:

I knew I've posted with you before..


btw, how the hell do you type?

[Hal-9000]

Hey I know you!!

You were in that bar wearing a harness and had the helmet with Dignity written on it and people were tossing you around.

I was aghast at the spectacle! (because I was SURE that you landed after the 10 foot mark)





:support:

[Hal-9000]

I heard that this guy kicked your ass


http://i.imgur.com/mJPhsVx.jpg

he probably used some illegal arm-bar moves on you....

[Hal-9000]

c'mon Stretch...get a footstool and come back to the keyboard!

[jvanorder]

tinkerbell :lol:

I knew I've posted with you before..


btw, how the hell do you type?

You want to know how i type? you tell me how a t-rex jerks off and i will tell you how i type.

[jvanorder]

Hey I know you!!

You were in that bar wearing a harness and had the helmet with Dignity written on it and people were tossing you around.

I was aghast at the spectacle! (because I was SURE that you landed after the 10 foot mark)





:support:


Hey i got paid good money that night! the economy it tough and i gots bills to pay

[jvanorder]

I heard that this guy kicked your ass


http://i.imgur.com/mJPhsVx.jpg

he probably used some illegal arm-bar moves on you....

naw this guy is a pussy he couldnt fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

[jvanorder]

c'mon Stretch...get a footstool and come back to the keyboard!

sorry i was busy with your mom. i thought i would put that scuba gear you sent me to good use ;)

[Hal-9000]

:lol:


good ones.....Flipper

[jvanorder]

:lol:


good ones.....Flipper


Hater you just mad i wont go spelunking in your hole

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

[jvanorder]

that my super hero into music!

[jvanorder]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShwxH4msNMVyOXTDgrFe0vNAunrzJBo tAQihhJE7dmDqOnp2MKaA

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lmao:

[redred]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShwxH4msNMVyOXTDgrFe0vNAunrzJBo tAQihhJE7dmDqOnp2MKaA

i think that was something to do with the english rugby team :lol:

[jvanorder]

i think that was something to do with the english rugby team :lol:

hey you dont know where ive been. they be a bunch of stand up guys. If told them i didnt want to do something they stopped







till they got more cash and booze

[Hal-9000]

:)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEOeTX1LqM

[jvanorder]

:)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEOeTX1LqM


now that one hurt my feelings a lil bit

[Hal-9000]

a tiny amount?

[jvanorder]

a tiny amount?

if i start to cry im going to need a boat or ill drown

[Hal-9000]

do you sometimes get rug burn on your dick dude?

[Hal-9000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKrei80jBg8

[Leefro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd-sfqzFdmk

[jvanorder]

do you sometimes get rug burn on your dick dude?

nope just toss it over my shoulder ;)

[Hal-9000]

so I guess if we play cards one night, I'll be doing most of the shuffling? :-s

[Hal-9000]

yeah cards it is because fucking cat's cradle would be out of the question :lol:

[Griffin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH46SmVv8SU