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Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2013, 12:41 PM
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As you know if you have been following this dramatic story unfolding in Brooklyn Park, Maryland, seven-year-old Josh Welch has been suspended for two days after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun.

Did I say "dramatic"? I meant "stupid."

The elementary school that was the scene of Josh's brutally harmless rampage sent students home Friday with a letter describing the incident as if it had actually been serious:

http://i.imgur.com/J3HF1XZ.png

Pretty sure that if your children are "troubled" by another kid biting a pastry into something that looks sort of like a gun and waving said pastry around, you have already failed as a parent.

The two-day suspension indicates that the school considered this a "Level 3" violation, but exactly what part of the Code was in play is not clear. The letter suggests Josh disrupted the class, but the reference to "inappropriate gestures" involving food can only mean he was also charged with a pastry-based-weapons violation. The Code defines "other weapons" as:

http://i.imgur.com/E6qufSt.png

Josh's gun was not a firearm, because it was a pastry, and it seems highly unlikely that it qualified as a gun "look-a-like," again because it was a pastry. It certainly is nothing like any of the "look-a-like" items set forth in the list, largely because those items are not pastries.

Josh's father expressed amazement at the school's reaction to the incident, which involved a pastry.

"I'll just call it insanity," Josh's father said. "It's a pastry."

redred
03-06-2013, 12:42 PM
:facepalm:

Goofy
03-06-2013, 12:57 PM
:facepalm:

What he said

FBD
03-06-2013, 01:13 PM
http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Gunular1.jpg

RBP
03-06-2013, 01:15 PM
It's a pastry

Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2013, 01:41 PM
It's a pastry

Anything gun shaped is traumatic :hand:

RBP
03-06-2013, 01:45 PM
Anything gun shaped is traumatic :hand:

and delicious :tup:

perrhaps
03-06-2013, 01:47 PM
What the hell! It is taxpayers' money that going to pay for these therapists, right?

By the way, what possible training could there be for offering therapy to pansies traumatized by a pastry? Is there a specialty in the field known as "twinkie-aversion" treatment?

Pony
03-06-2013, 04:42 PM
I havent been able to look at pastry since this horrible tragedy. Maybe I can sue for mental anguish?

FBD
03-06-2013, 04:47 PM
and delicious :tup:
you got that right :dance:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5dda43c936ef4de85b23c0e0f745d96/tumblr_mj5qfpWCTi1qeb24eo1_500.jpg

MrsM
03-06-2013, 04:52 PM
The only way to protect the children is for all of them to have pastries in the morning :nana:

This story is full of :facepalm:

Noraf45
03-07-2013, 02:29 PM
Utterly ridiculous. Someone call CPS because I let my kids have access to these dangerous weapons regularly.