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Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2013, 12:31 PM
By STAFF REPORTS / NW Florida Daily News


CRESTVIEW – A 21-year-old man who told officers he loved cocaine and needed more cocaine was arrested after he was caught running naked through an apartment complex.

On Feb. 24 the Crestview Police Department received numerous reports from Bel-Aire Apartments about a man running naked and yelling through the complex. At one point he tried to get into a car of a woman and her young child.

When lawmen arrived the man, now wearing pajama pants, leaped onto the hood of the patrol car and wouldn’t get down until ordered. He lay down on the grass nearby, where he made several comments about loving cocaine and needing more cocaine.

Then, he got up and tried to run away. When the officer ordered him to stop, he ran back toward the officer and dove head-first in a slide to the officer. The officer tried to handcuff him but he got away. The officer gave chase.

The man was Tased but when the charge ended, he tried to run away and received a second jolt from the Taser. At that point the man took off his pajama pants and was naked again.

“Statements from the defendant were not possible as he would only state he loved cocaine and needed more cocaine,” the officer wrote in the arrest report.

The man was charged with resisting an officer without violence. His court date is March 26.

redred
03-07-2013, 12:35 PM
happens to the best of us :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-07-2013, 05:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2yr7XO3.jpg

FBD
03-07-2013, 05:23 PM
the path of consumption is ultimately empty :D

Acid Trip
03-07-2013, 05:35 PM
Everyone loves cocaine. Just don't tell people as you are running around naked.

DemonGeminiX
03-07-2013, 06:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

Acid Trip
03-07-2013, 07:47 PM
DGX's video led me to this and I laughed my ass off.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aNd1A7XBN9Y

PorkChopSandwiches
03-07-2013, 07:52 PM
thats a crazy mo fo right there