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Teh One Who Knocks
03-18-2013, 07:36 PM
By the TMZ Staff


Lindsay Lohan just copped an 11th hour plea deal and will spend 90 days in lockdown rehab ... the good news for her ... she's dodged the jail bullet.

After a lot of haggling in chambers with offers and counteroffers, Lindsay pled no contest to the crimes of reckless driving and lying to cops. In addition to rehab, Lindsay will perform 30 days of community labor and undergo psychotherapy for 18 months -- she'll get credit for shrink time already completed.

FYI -- there's a mandatory 5 days in jail for reckless driving, but it's going to be folded into the lockdown rehab so she won't be behind bars even for a day. Lindsay will be able to do her rehab in NYC. She must stay clear of drugs and drug users. She must submit to drug testing.

She's also admitted to a probation violation in the jewelry heist case, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail, but that sentence was STAYED and she won't do time if she continues to obey all laws.

Lindsay showed up 48 minutes late after missing 2 commercial flights from NYC to L.A. She took a private jet and landed a little too late.

The judge also offered a suggestion, "Don't drive."

On her way in, someone threw glitter at Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey -- avoid glitter at all costs.

redred
03-18-2013, 07:40 PM
:facepalm: more lives than a cat

PorkChopSandwiches
03-18-2013, 07:43 PM
:facepalm:

DemonGeminiX
03-18-2013, 07:45 PM
:facepalm:

Hal-9000
03-18-2013, 08:04 PM
:facepalm:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-18-2013, 09:16 PM
Justice prevails :cheers:

Hal-9000
03-18-2013, 10:56 PM
reckless driving, totaling a car while damaging a truck, lying to cops, late for trial...

and she gets 90 days in rehab?


someone please put her out of my misery :|

Hugh_Janus
03-18-2013, 10:58 PM
after the porno :slap:

Hal-9000
03-18-2013, 11:00 PM
that's the only option that's gonna be left for her soon....and even then, she'll be late, alienate every other porno actor on the set and get kicked off

RBP
03-18-2013, 11:00 PM
Free LiLo! :cheers:

deebakes
03-20-2013, 03:38 AM
i've given up hope for her... :sad:


now it's just a hope for the points :twisted:

RBP
03-20-2013, 04:25 AM
Lohan & Bynes make drug and alcohol fueled lesbian sex tape before crashing the Porshe.

You heard it here first. :)