The Thought/Quote of the Day

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A hero has faced it all: he need not be undefeated, but he must be undaunted. - Andrew Bernstein

[Goofy]

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.























Jimi Hendrix :cool:

[Muddy]

Punks jump up to get beat down. -Brand Nubian

[DemonGeminiX]

Watch out where those huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow - Frank Zappa

[Hal-9000]

Do or do not. There is no try.


Yoda

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm: I had to try twice that last post..

[deebakes]

twice try? :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I like big butts and I can not lie.

Sir mix alot

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." -- Winston Churchill

[Hal-9000]

Only the dead have seen the end of war


Plato

[DemonGeminiX]

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby.

[Hal-9000]

I learned what Twerking is today, I'm not sure that I'm a better man for it.





hal-9000

[FBD]

if you understand something well enough, you should be able to explain it simply. you should be able to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.

-einstein

[DemonGeminiX]

The Chase Is Better Than the Catch -- Title of a Motorhead song.

[Loser]

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
― George Carlin

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"The best people possess a feeling for beauty, the courage to take risks, the discipline to tell the truth, the capacity for sacrifice." - Ernest Hemingway

[Hal-9000]

%^&%$#@!!! Mondays....






hal-9000, 2013

[DemonGeminiX]

%^&%$#@!!! Mondays....

hal-9000, 2013


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I4WjWfJqf0

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking." - A.A. Milne

[DemonGeminiX]

I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once. - unknown

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you won't do anything with it." - M. Scott Peck

[Hal-9000]

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least." - Robert Byrne

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"How strangely will the tools of a tyrant pervert the plain meaning of words." - Samuel Adams

[Hal-9000]

"The spirit of this country is totally adverse to a large military force." -Thomas Jefferson

[Hal-9000]

"There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell. You can bear this warning voice to generations yet to come. I look upon war with horror."
- General William Tecumseh Sherman

[Hal-9000]

"There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell. You can bear this warning voice to generations yet to come. I look upon war with horror."
- General William Tecumseh Sherman

[Leefro]

"You don't make up for your sins in Church; you do it on the street; everything else is bullshit and you know it..."

[Noilly Pratt]

Beauty is the elegance of the aware - as seen on a wall in White Rock by me in the 80's.

[Noilly Pratt]

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." - Old German Proverb

[redred]

I don't think it's possible to love someome too much but I think you can love them in the wrong way Violet Kray

[DemonGeminiX]

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.

Moliere

[Hugh_Janus]

revenge is a dish best served cold

[Leefro]

Hey my name is PAUL - By Paul

[Leefro]

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.”

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers." - Ralph Nader

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken

[Noilly Pratt]

"To Be is to Do - Socrates

To Do is to Be - Sartre

Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

Scooby Dooby Doo - Scooby Doo

Yabba Dabba Doo - Flintstone

Inka Dinka Doo - Durante

De Doo Doo Doo - Sumner

[Hal-9000]

"To Be is to Do - Socrates

To Do is to Be - Sartre

Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

Scooby Dooby Doo - Scooby Doo

Yabba Dabba Doo - Flintstone

Inka Dinka Doo - Durante

De Doo Doo Doo - Sumner


nice :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

"I should go back to killing people for a living; it was so much easier"

My ex army workmate :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years.

Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage."

~ALEXANDER FRASER TYTLER (Unverified)

[Hal-9000]

"I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."

Jim Morrison

[Hal-9000]

"I feel the universe functioning perfectly but I'm still perfectly locked inside myself. Instead of oneness, I feel isolation."

Ray Manzarek

[Hal-9000]

"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."

Albert Einstein

[Hal-9000]

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

Steven Wright

[FBD]

“Humiliation and indifference, these are conditions every one of us finds unbearable — this is why the Coyote when falling is more concerned with the audience’s opinion of him than he is with the inevitable result of too much gravity.” — Chuck Jones

[KevinD]

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
Barrack Hessian Obama

Interesting.

IE spell check gets all that right, but has problems with Anglo -Saxon names.

[KevinD]

“Humiliation and indifference, these are conditions every one of us finds unbearable — this is why the Coyote when falling is more concerned with the audience’s opinion of him than he is with the inevitable result of too much gravity.” — Chuck Jones

Beep-beep! Vrooooooommm!!!!

[Richard Cranium]

" My mom dated a civil war re enactor. Like legit that’s what he did. Re enact civil war battles. Don’t know how lucrative a career that is but apparently you can still get laid doing it. Just further proof that all women are crazy. "

-Some guy who's mom was fucking a civil war re enactor

[FBD]

How much more proof do you need, just about every single one of them is driven by hormone, impulse, and feeling, then they sit and wonder why they are unhappy.

[FBD]

“I mean—hell, I been surprised how sane you guys all are. As near as I can tell you’re not any crazier than the average asshole on the street.” – R.P. McMurphy – One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

[Hal-9000]

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."


Harvey Fierstein

[Hal-9000]

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."


Mark Twain

[Hal-9000]

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”


George Bernard Shaw

[Hal-9000]

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”


Marilyn Monroe

[FBD]

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”


Marilyn Monroefuck you ya fackin uppity bitch!
-tollbooth willie

[Hal-9000]

"FBD, you need to get your knob polished"


hal-9000

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too."

~John F Kennedy

[Muddy]

This year halloween fell on a weekend
Me and geto boyz are trick-or-treating
Robbing little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back and he was right before our face
We'd be in for a squab' no doubt
So I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth
He was going down, we figured
But this was no ordinary nigga
He stood about six or seven feet
Now, that's the nigga I'd been seeing in my sleep

-Bushwick Bill

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing's for sure
Love stinks

~J Geils

[Hal-9000]

"Hey, hey, baby, why you treat me mean
You didn't have to crucify me like you did
You didn't have to tell me I was just your kid
Hey, hey, mama, why'd you treat me mean
You didn't have say you'd always be by my side
Ya didn't have to tell me you'd be my blushin' bride
Hey, hey, mama, why you treat me mean

But that's alright, I know your sister too"





Robert Plant

[Richard Cranium]

I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

: Warren Zevon

[Noilly Pratt]

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do

- Joe Walsh

[Goofy]

He's our Muhammed Ali, he's Alistair McLeod - Andy Cameron :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"The house we hope to build is not for my generation but for yours. It is your future that matters. And I hope that when you are my age, you will be able to say as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. We lived lives that were a statement, not an apology."
-Ronald Reagan

[Richard Cranium]

“Obama doesn't know how to be President. He doesn't know how the world works. He's incompetent. He's an amateur!”
― Bill Clinton

[Hal-9000]

“Obama doesn't know how to be President. He doesn't know how the world works. He's incompetent. He's an amateur!”
― Bill Clinton

Did Bill actually say that or was it Richard?

[Richard Cranium]

Nixon?

yeah, it twas Billery,

He also said, "A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee,"

[Hal-9000]

hopefully meaning his position at the time, not his color :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

Nope, Bill all but called him a nigger.

[Hal-9000]

:shock:

[FBD]

People say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not true. I love women. Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em. Not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.
— Kenny Powers

[Teh One Who Knocks]

“The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America ‘s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, “the buck stops here.’ Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.”

~ Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006

[Teh One Who Knocks]

“I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

[FBD]

You know, we can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans...

-Bill Clinton, March 1, 1993 (http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=46264)

[Cactus]

"Focus on the donut, not the hole."
--an old lady in front of me at the store. (I think she might of stole it)

[deebakes]

http://www.focusonthedonut.com/

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?' "

~ Brian Tracy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

“One, remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Two, never give up work. Work gives you meaning and purpose, and life is empty without it. Three, if you are lucky enough to find love, remember it is there and don’t throw it away.”"

~Stephan Hawking

[redred]

now read that but not in his voice :lol:

[Hal-9000]

we had quite a large courier come in to pick up some boxes....she must have weighed 300 lbs at least...

I rolled my chair out of my cubicle and in Hawking's voice I said - The universe is enormous and always expanding.

my supervisor and the shipper both had to run away from me laughing :lol: