Amanda Bynes: “I Want Drake to Murder My Vagina”

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Taylor Berman - Gawker


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There's really not much to say about or add to this story. Here's some context, though it won't help anything make any more sense: Thursday evening, Lohan nemesis Amanda Bynes tweeted the following statement: "I want @drake to murder my vagina." As of this writing, it's been retweeted 4,327 times. Happy birthday, Twitter.

[RBP]

:lol:

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@drake = :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Capt. Stabbin

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be kinda weird if the cops broke in and some black rapper was shredding her nether regions with a knife and she was screaming...

but....but.....she axed for it! :shock:

[Muddy]

I dont get it.. She wants to have sex with this black guy?

[redred]

I dont get it.. She wants to have sex with this black guy?

the whole mixed race thing throws you doesn't it :lol:

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I dont get it.. She wants to have sex with this black guy?


murdering or destroying something implies either you're going to fuck it or eat it to death

ie Imma murder this XL pizza tonight


her Twitter entry is pretty blatant tho :lol:

[Acid Trip]

be kinda weird if the cops broke in and some black rapper was shredding her nether regions with a knife and she was screaming...

but....but.....she axed for it! :shock:

:lol:

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channeling my inner Muddy :lol:

[Muddy]

What a dirt ball whore bag thing to tweet..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

She's obviously on the crack pipe

[Muddy]

Obviously she has watched too much modern Disney.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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lovin Zach :lol: