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Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 02:30 PM
Carolyn Tiry - Gannett Wisconsin Media


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WAUSAU — An 18-year-old Mosinee woman accused of standing pantsless on a street corner after stealing steaks from a nearby grocery faces charges of resisting arrest and shoplifting.

Elizabeth A. Hoen was arrested at about 2 p.m. Friday after police received a call of a woman standing naked from the waist down in front of the former Rose Garden Banquet Center, 131 W. Thomas St., Lt. Michael Juedes said Monday.

Hoen, who was with an unidentified man, had put her pants back on and took off running with the man when police arrived, Juedes said. The man was not found, but officers took Hoen into custody after catching her and finding three beefsteaks from Kohlman and Lee’s Grocery, 735 S. Third Ave., in Hoen’s purse.

Officers determined the steaks had been stolen after talking with the store’s owner, who said he had not sold any steaks that day, Juedes said. The owner then showed officers security footage from the store, which showed Hoen and the man in the meat department.

Hoen has been charged twice with retail theft of less than $500, once in December and again in January, and in January she also was charged with resisting or obstructing an officer. She pleaded not guilty to all of those charges and has a bond hearing set for April 11, according to online court records.

Acid Trip
03-26-2013, 02:32 PM
She missed Steak and blow job day by like a week. Give her an A for effort though!

Noraf45
03-26-2013, 02:57 PM
Charges against the woman were dropped when no witnesses were able to identify her face.

perrhaps
03-26-2013, 06:05 PM
As my old physics lab partner, Clara Peller, liked to say, "Where's the beef?":

PorkChopSandwiches
03-26-2013, 06:11 PM
she looks like she may be hot after a shower

Hal-9000
03-26-2013, 06:25 PM
:hand:

women in public that are nude from the waist down are ALWAYS hot

:fact:

deebakes
03-26-2013, 08:20 PM
:drool:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 09:14 PM
she looks like she may be hot after a shower

Are you saying she could hoist your meat? :-k

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2013, 03:24 AM
She could swallow it

Softdreamer
03-27-2013, 07:30 AM
I was expecting this to be a sausage smuggling story :lol: