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Teh One Who Knocks
04-08-2013, 09:49 PM
Timothy Appleby - The Globe and Mail


In one of the stranger incidents to reach its desk, the Toronto police sex crimes unit is anxious to locate four heavyset women clad in black mini-dresses alleged to have sexually assaulted a male teen-ager in a parking lot on the weekend.

The unidentified 19-year-old encountered the women in a nightclub on Peter Street near King Street and University Avenue Friday night, in the entertainment district. He had not met the quartet before and spent “quite a few hours with them,” Constable Wendy Drummond said.

Then came an offer of a ride home.

He agreed, “but he didn’t agree to everything else that took place,” Constable Drummond said.

Instead of being driven home, the man found himself in a parking lot near Queen Street West and Spadina Avenue, where it’s alleged all four women sexually assaulted him.

The four women then sped away in a silver Honda SUV, police said.

All are believed to be in their 30s; all are white; all were wearing short black dresses and high heels, without stockings; and all are thought to weigh between 190 and 200 pounds.

The driver had a distinctive butterfly tattoo on the back of her neck and may be British in origin.

Police were examining video footage from the club, which they would not identify.

No hospital treatment was immediately required by the teen, and while the circumstances are unusual, police are not laughing, Constable Drummond said.

“The details are serious. This is not something to be taken lightly.”

Predictably, however, the Twitterverse quickly became a platform for derisive, unsympathetic comments about the victim.

Hugh_Janus
04-08-2013, 09:52 PM
I got to the "police sex crimes" bit and thought "why hasn't this happened to me?" then I got to the "heavyset women" bit and thought "thank fuck this hasn't happened to me"

DemonGeminiX
04-08-2013, 10:01 PM
If they were hot thin women, we wouldn't be reading about it... he'd be all for being sexually assaulted by them.

Hal-9000
04-09-2013, 07:46 PM
800 pounds of mini dresses and heels ...mmmmmmmm :homer:

deebakes
04-10-2013, 01:31 AM
:rofl:

RBP
04-10-2013, 02:23 AM
If they were hot thin women, we wouldn't be reading about it... he'd be all for being sexually assaulted by them.

:roll:

DemonGeminiX
04-10-2013, 02:31 AM
:hand:

Roll your eyes all you want, but if you were sexually assaulted by four hot thin women, you wouldn't be crying about it either.

deebakes
04-10-2013, 02:39 AM
the only way that would happen for rbp is if he paid for it :shrug:

DemonGeminiX
04-10-2013, 02:43 AM
:nono:

Give him some credit. They could be really drunk or high...

deebakes
04-10-2013, 02:45 AM
he would be paying for that too though :shrug:

RBP
04-10-2013, 02:46 AM
:hand:

Roll your eyes all you want, but if you were sexually assaulted by four hot thin women, you wouldn't be crying about it either.

http://i.imgur.com/mMbzzG4.jpg

DemonGeminiX
04-10-2013, 02:46 AM
he would be paying for that too though :shrug:


Could be a lot cheaper though... they all might be lightweights.

Loser
04-10-2013, 02:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/mMbzzG4.jpg

RBP, if four women, consisting of biel, alba, emma, and upton, raped you repeatedly. Would you be complaining?


Exactly :lol:

RBP
04-10-2013, 02:58 AM
RBP, if four women, consisting of biel, alba, emma, and upton, raped you repeatedly. Would you be complaining?


Exactly :lol:


Ugh, I've had this argument with you morons so many times it's tiring.

Fine, whatever...

http://i47.tinypic.com/33z8lys.jpg

DemonGeminiX
04-10-2013, 02:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/mMbzzG4.jpg

I see and agree with your point on the whole male child abuse and student-teacher relationship issues, but this dude is 19 and this is a random fat chick sexual assault. We men have all had to fend ourselves off from a random fat chick assault at one point or another in our lives... it's like a rite of passage. We all come out stronger for it after fending the shit off. And the fact that it's a random assault by four fat chicks makes it fucking hilarious. I guarantee you the guy's going to heaven for having to weather that storm alone.

Now laugh, dammit.

RBP
04-10-2013, 03:00 AM
I see and agree with your point on the whole male child abuse and student-teacher relationship issues, but this dude is 19 and this is a random fat chick sexual assault. We men have all had to fend ourselves off from a random fat chick assault at one point or another in our lives... it's like a rite of passage. We all come out stronger for it after fending the shit off. And the fact that it's a random assault by four fat chicks makes it fucking hilarious. I guarantee you the guy's going to heaven for having to weather that storm alone.

Now laugh, dammit.


http://i.imgur.com/v18Di5x.jpg

Loser
04-10-2013, 03:15 AM
If Kate upton wanted too, she could skin me alive, wear me as a suit, and rape me with my own penis.


Would still die smiling.

deebakes
04-10-2013, 03:23 AM
If Kate upton wanted too, she could skin me alive, wear me as a suit, and rape me with my own penis.


Would still die smiling.

that doesn't sound very pleasurable :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
04-10-2013, 10:42 AM
If Kate upton wanted too, she could skin me alive, wear me as a suit, and rape me with my own penis.


Would still die smiling.

http://i.imgur.com/tVLIQqZ.jpg

:-k