Science: Women Prefer Larger Penises

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Alexander Abad-Santos | The Atlantic Wire


"I like small penises," said no women interviewed for an actually scientific study released Monday by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, or PNAS. Yes, PNAS is a funny sounding acronym, and, yes, PNAS has found that size does matter — and that women prefer "showers" to "growers."

"As past studies have shown, women prefer tall men with broad shoulders and narrow hips, like an Olympic swimmer. But when [Dr. Brian] Mautz controlled for those variables, it turned out that penis size (overall length and girth) was about as important as stature," reports the team over at NBC News.

Mautz and his team at the University of Ottawa showed pictures of "life-sized male figures" to 105 Australian women, who seemed to prefer spending more time gazing at the diagrams with larger flaccid male members — and rated them higher, too:


“As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger” in a linear fashion, he explained, until 7.6 centimeters, or 3 inches. After three inches, attractiveness still increased, but in smaller increments.

Not only were the ratings higher, but the women also spent more time gazing at the generously endowed figures, a sign they preferred looking at them as opposed to figures with smaller penises.

So basically a three-inch unexcited penis is the point of diminishing returns, according to the best currently available scientific research. NBC News and Mautz don't say if there was any variance on growers — men who claim to be, um, more "manly" than they first appear when in at an excited state. But here's the baseline finding from the study's abstract:


Penis size had a stronger effect on attractiveness in taller men than in shorter men. There was a similar increase in the positive effect of penis size on attractiveness with a more masculine body shape (i.e., greater shoulder-to-hip ratio). Surprisingly, larger penis size and greater height had almost equivalent positive effects on male attractiveness.

PNAS, to be clear, isn't The Onion or Cosmopolitan (not that there's anything wrong with either). It's actually a scientific journal that's been around since 1914, and according to Science Watch, they were the second-most cited journal between the years of 1999-2009. Yes, 105 women isn't the world's, uh, biggest sample size, but PNAS is far from one of the junk-science journals detailed on the front page of Monday's New York Times.

Before you start crying foul about the penis study, just remember that there's plenty of evidence out there that men also prefer to have bigger penises. How else would you explain the penis-growing industry: penis size pills, enlargement surgeries, penis enlargement patches?

[Softdreamer]

So we only need 3"

:dance:

How do the ladies on here feel about that? :lol:

[FBD]

:lol: settin the bar pretty damn low

[Acid Trip]

So we only need 3"

:dance:

How do the ladies on here feel about that? :lol:


:lol: settin the bar pretty damn low

They said 3" when the penis is flaccid, not hard.

[Muddy]

:lol:

[redred]

poor jez

[Softdreamer]

They said 3" when the penis is flaccid, not hard.

I know, it means I won't have to waste money on Viagra, just for my profile pictures
:tup:

[FBD]

They said 3" when the penis is flaccid, not hard.

:charleshayley: :dance:

[Noilly Pratt]

I have it on good authority that it's more width than length that provides er, satisfaction.

[Muddy]

I have it on good authority that it's more width than length that provides er, satisfaction.

Don't believe everything Hal tells you.

[Acid Trip]

Don't believe everything Hal tells you.

:lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I have it on good authority that it's more width than length that provides er, satisfaction.

if I could, I'd chop an inch of my length and put it on my girth.... :chodestyle:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Men prefer larger penises too, who wants to watch some little dick MoFo bang some chick?

[Hugh_Janus]

exactly.... I want to see those bitches get hurt by a fat dick

[Jezter]

poor jez

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

exactly.... I want to see those bitches get hurt by a fat dick

:gay:

[MrsM]

I tend to agree with this chart...

http://i46.tinypic.com/20gceq8.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have never measured my girth

[FBD]

I tend to agree with this chart...

http://i46.tinypic.com/20gceq8.jpg

so does my wife :dance:


girth is funny, a chick measured mine once and I almost didnt believe it, doubled checked...haha no shit :meatspin:

[Muddy]

so does my wife :dance:


girth is funny, a chick measured mine once and I almost didnt believe it, doubled checked...haha no shit :meatspin:

:roll: Get out of here with your ol Chevy Pinto bean..

[FBD]

:razz: its big enough that she dont want anything bigger, I think that says enough hahaha

[Jezter]

so does my wife :dance:


girth is funny, a chick measured mine once and I almost didnt believe it, doubled checked...haha no shit :meatspin:


:razz: its big enough that she dont want anything bigger, I think that says enough hahaha
http://img240.imagevenue.com/loc496/th_17768_nodsph_123_496lo.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Don't believe everything Hal tells you.

yeah yeah....I have the coke can dick, I've been told. Never heard anyone say it was small, only complaints of not being able to walk properly the next day


:dance:

[Hal-9000]

I have never measured my girth

Muddy's mouth isn't a clear indicator? :-s

[Muddy]

Muddy's mouth isn't a clear indicator? :-s

:slapchop:

[Acid Trip]

yeah yeah....I have the coke can dick, I've been told. Never heard anyone say it was small, only complaints of not being able to walk properly the next day


:dance:

You do lines of coke off dicks? That's hardcore shit right there Hal.

[Hal-9000]

:slapchop:


:dance:

[Hal-9000]

You do lines of coke off dicks? That's hardcore shit right there Hal.

:x


I do lines of coke off of MY OWN dick!






*leave you with that bit of mental imagery :)

[redred]

That would be a cool party trick :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I can get the head into my mouth....but then it goes soft because I ain't no fag








:sad2:

[Acid Trip]

:x


I do lines of coke off of MY OWN dick!






*leave you with that bit of mental imagery :)


That would be a cool party trick :lol:


I can get the head into my mouth....but then it goes soft because I ain't no fag








:sad2:

:bwaha: x3

[Hugh_Janus]

:gay:
Now I want to see admins hurt by a big ol' dick :dance:

I have never measured my girth

I have....

http://images.wisegeek.com/yellow-pencil.jpg

:sad2:

[Hal-9000]

I've always been happy that it works and works well when I need it :lol:


I'm a shooter apparently...meaning I can get a great arc when shooting the goo :mrgreen:

[Hugh_Janus]

I've always been happy that it works and works well when I need it :lol:


I'm a shooter apparently...meaning I can get a great arc when shooting the goo :mrgreen:
me too.... I've pulled out many a time and BOOM! Headshot!

[Hal-9000]

:lol:







worst complaint I've ever had was that she had to clean off the headboard the next day because her roommate thought someone sneezed on it :oops:

[Hugh_Janus]

feels good, man.... pew pew :dance:

[Jezter]

I've always been happy that it works and works well when I need it :lol:


I'm a shooter apparently...meaning I can get a great arc when shooting the goo :mrgreen:


me too.... I've pulled out many a time and BOOM! Headshot!


:lol:







worst complaint I've ever had was that she had to clean off the headboard the next day because her roommate thought someone sneezed on it :oops:
http://t.qkme.me/3pi3ok.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

though the reaction when they realise its in their hair isn't as good :d

[Hugh_Janus]

I'd have a distance-off with any fucker here

[Hal-9000]

http://t.qkme.me/3pi3ok.jpg

got my leather jacket in my car the other night...pics?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Im old now, my loads crawl out :(

[Muddy]

:puke:

[Hal-9000]

Im old now, my loads crawl out :(

:rofl:

the chick I was with this past Saturday (IN MY CAR JEZ..) Said her last b/f was like that...wasn't sure if he even came so she called him Sluggo :lol:

:truestory:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:puke:

:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

I'd have a distance-off with any fucker here

You're on


webcams at 10 paces....no, make that 20 paces



:dance:

[Hugh_Janus]

just like wank club

[Hal-9000]

Hugh, if we do this distance-off thing.....would you mind wearing some sheer see-thru undies?



thx :oops:

[minz]

yeah yeah....I have the coke can dick, I've been told. Never heard anyone say it was small, only complaints of not being able to walk properly the next day


:dance:


You do lines of coke off dicks? That's hardcore shit right there Hal.

No AT, he just means that it will fit the opening of the can. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Im old now, my loads crawl out :(

pssst, it's all about the prostate gland


if you loads are sleepy, just ram 9 inches of a broomstick or some other handy household appliance up your ass. Guaranteed geyser :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

I don't have any. and I'm not buying any.... but if you send me them, I'll wear them

[Hal-9000]

No AT, he just means that it will fit the opening of the can. :lol:

I missed you....














next time it's going right in your eye or your hair :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

NOT THE HAIR!!!

oh, the memories

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/u3VE2UX.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

and then lance turned up....

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

and then lance turned up....

:dance:

Says the guy that wants to have a wank-off with other guys :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

the thread is about penis length.....cum shot distance is just a by-product, every man is different :lol:


One girl told me this years ago - You guys are so hung up on your cock size...here's the truth: If we can feel you in there, that's great. If you can count past 20, that's even better (referring to strokes or pumps) and if you're doing it right, it doesn't matter how big your cock is, I've gotten off with my finger a million times.


it gave me hope :lol:

[minz]

yeah yeah....I have the coke can dick, I've been told. Never heard anyone say it was small, only complaints of not being able to walk properly the next day


:dance:


I missed you....














next time it's going right in your eye or your hair :lol:

Sure you can aim that far? :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Says the guy that wants to have a wank-off with other guys :rolleyes:

never said I wanted one.... :hand: just said I'd have a ejaculate distance-off with anyone here, cos I shoot like a motherfuckin.... thing :slap:

[Jezter]

got my leather jacket in my car the other night...pics?


:rofl:

the chick I was with this past Saturday (IN MY CAR JEZ..) Said her last b/f was like that...wasn't sure if he even came so she called him Sluggo :lol:

:truestory:


NOT THE HAIR!!!

oh, the memories


the thread is about penis length.....cum shot distance is just a by-product, every man is different :lol:


One girl told me this years ago - You guys are so hung up on your cock size...here's the truth: If we can feel you in there, that's great. If you can count past 20, that's even better (referring to strokes or pumps) and if you're doing it right, it doesn't matter how big your cock is, I've gotten off with my finger a million times.


it gave me hope :lol:


never said I wanted one.... :hand: just said I'd have a ejaculate distance-off with anyone here, cos I shoot like a motherfuckin.... thing :slap:
http://i.imgur.com/3MGLQow.png

[Pony]

If you can count past 20, that's even better (referring to strokes or pumps)



*Picture Hal looking like he's having a fit on top of a girl*

"I made it to 26 that time!"

[Hal-9000]

Sure you can aim that far? :lol:

Well according to Jez I can't :lol:


funny, I've never ejaculated in front of him but I've had to help clean off a lot of surfaces :rofl:



I can't help the way I am :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*Picture Hal looking like he's having a fit on top of a girl*

"I made it to 26 that time!"

:lmao:

[Hal-9000]

*Picture Hal looking like he's having a fit on top of a girl*

"I made it to 26 that time!"

:hand:

I am one smooooth fucker

[minz]

*Picture Hal looking like he's having a fit on top of a girl*

"I made it to 26 that time!"

And that's just trying to get it up. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

And that's just trying to get it up. :lol:

if you were my partner, yes















:dance:

[Hal-9000]

got pretty quiet over there Thatcher :lol:

[Loser]

3" flaccid? But I'm a grower not a shower :(

[deebakes]

:dance::cheerlead:

[Noraf45]

3" flaccid? But I'm a grower not a shower :(

:empathy: Same here. In basic I heard of it referred to as "Miracle Dick."


*Picture Hal looking like he's having a fit on top of a girl*

"I made it to 26 that time!"

Hey, counting is a great way to help out your stamina!

Y'know, if you need help with that sort of thing.

Or so I've heard.

[KevinD]

On the size chart, I'm a "B".

I think I've siad it here before, but it bears repeating. I find it odd that women (in general) understand penis sizes vary, but don't understand that so do vaginal sizes. A girl I dated while I was in the Military had the shortest vag I've ever felt. Like I said, I'm smack dab in the "average" size, but if I went too deep with her, I'd hit her cervical wall. Never had that problem with any other women. Some have been tighter other looser.

[Muddy]

On the size chart, I'm a "B".

I think I've siad it here before, but it bears repeating. I find it odd that women (in general) understand penis sizes vary, but don't understand that so do vaginal sizes. A girl I dated while I was in the Military had the shortest vag I've ever felt. Like I said, I'm smack dab in the "average" size, but if I went too deep with her, I'd hit her cervical wall. Never had that problem with any other women. Some have been tighter other looser.

I have always appreciated your straight forward honesty.

[KevinD]

I see no reason to brag. I know what I have, and it works well.

[Muddy]

I'd like to slap Hal in his face with mine when its about 70% hard..

[Hal-9000]

:lol: why the fck do I get all of the abuse here? Because my prostate gland works?? I don't get points for honestly???


feck off ya wankers

[Hal-9000]

On the size chart, I'm a "B".

I think I've siad it here before, but it bears repeating. I find it odd that women (in general) understand penis sizes vary, but don't understand that so do vaginal sizes. A girl I dated while I was in the Military had the shortest vag I've ever felt. Like I said, I'm smack dab in the "average" size, but if I went too deep with her, I'd hit her cervical wall. Never had that problem with any other women. Some have been tighter other looser.


A girl complained about the size of my organ...I replied that I didn't know I'd be playing in a cathedral




:dance: :cheer: :dance:

[KevinD]

ba-baump-bump

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/kJxDhDs.jpg

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/CHSUctn.png

[Hugh_Janus]

hahaha

[FBD]

:lol:

[FBD]

pssst, it's all about the prostate gland


if you loads are sleepy, just ram 9 inches of a broomstick or some other handy household appliance up your ass. Guaranteed geyser :tup:

hal knows the deal. that's why proper breathing includes the perineum and prostate in its motions - and it is actually a pssssst....that little 'secret' was a closely guarded martial arts secret for umpteen generations. ;)

better way to 'clean it out' :lol: or you can have your girl/wife make another use for them latex cleaning gloves bwaahahaha

[Muddy]

tmi, fbd...

[Hal-9000]

the thread is about penis length.....cum shot distance is just a by-product, every man is different :lol:


One girl told me this years ago - You guys are so hung up on your cock size...here's the truth: If we can feel you in there, that's great. If you can count past 20, that's even better (referring to strokes or pumps) and if you're doing it right, it doesn't matter how big your cock is, I've gotten off with my finger a million times.


it gave me hope :lol:


this....:thumbsup: good point hal

[Hugh_Janus]

this....:thumbsup: good point hal

I've also been told "nothing feels better than being stretched to the edge of pain"

[Hal-9000]

of course everyone likes bigger penises :lol:

the article is a waste of time..


hell, when I'm watching porno I don't want to see Muddy trying to get his little white worm into the socket, I want to see a guy with a footlong slam it in when she's bent over a counter and still have 6 inches to spare :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

of course I like bigger penises :lol:

:ghey2:

[Jezter]

I want to see a guy with a footlong


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbf9ev768l1risusro1_400.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/716y4nR.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/IN3by.gif%5B2%5D

[FBD]

tmi, fbd...

hahaha...nah I wasnt insinuating the wife does that to me, its just a method of manually priming the pump, so to speak. there's also battery powered ones they prescribe for prostate cancer victims that are sorta like the igi electro-sage for your prostate - but at any rate hal's point was spot on, it is all about free flowin fuilds down there, your junk doesnt work right once things start stagnating. so that's why some kook out there said to masturbate regularly to keep things flowing - but misses that if you do it too much then it actually causes stagnation...and the downstream effect of not so strong erections.

[Goofy]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1567/91482814.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/91482814.jpg/)

[Lambchop]

Of course they do. Just like we don't want a loose vagina that requires penile acrobatics just to get a bit of friction going.