Teh One Who Knocks
04-10-2013, 11:40 AM
By: Will Greenlee, Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers
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man accused of partially exposing himself at Burger King and who may have pooped on the sidewalk was jailed following a potentially stinky situation, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Investigators about 7:30 p.m. March 20 went to a Burger King in Sebastian in the 9100 block of Sebastian Boulevard after a report of a man "exposing himself to customers and stumbling through the parking lot," an affidavit states.
Booze-smelling Matthew Paul Emmett, 35, was found lying in the grass, a couple of Four Lokos by him, the affidavit states.
One person told Sebastian police a man was partially exposing himself through the window of Burger King, which is home of the Whopper (630 calories/35 grams fat), Double Whopper (830 calories/50 grams fat) and Triple Whopper (1,020 calories/64 grams fat) burgers, according to the affidavit and the Burger King website.
"Several other customers exited the restaurant and stated they thought the defendant was defecating on the sidewalk," the affidavit states.
Defecating in public generally is frowned upon.
At least one person, however, made it part of his performance. Extreme rocker G.G. Allin was known for violent and shocking rock concerts. Allin, who died in 1993 of an overdose, "frequently took laxatives before shows in order to defecate on the stage, after which he generally ate his own feces or threw them at the audience," according to an MSN.com biography .
Meanwhile, the affidavit didn't state whether toilet paper was involved or whether Emmett was able to have it his way.
Emmett, of the 1500 block of Schooner Lane in Sebastian, was arrested on a misdemeanor disorderly intoxication charge.
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man accused of partially exposing himself at Burger King and who may have pooped on the sidewalk was jailed following a potentially stinky situation, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Investigators about 7:30 p.m. March 20 went to a Burger King in Sebastian in the 9100 block of Sebastian Boulevard after a report of a man "exposing himself to customers and stumbling through the parking lot," an affidavit states.
Booze-smelling Matthew Paul Emmett, 35, was found lying in the grass, a couple of Four Lokos by him, the affidavit states.
One person told Sebastian police a man was partially exposing himself through the window of Burger King, which is home of the Whopper (630 calories/35 grams fat), Double Whopper (830 calories/50 grams fat) and Triple Whopper (1,020 calories/64 grams fat) burgers, according to the affidavit and the Burger King website.
"Several other customers exited the restaurant and stated they thought the defendant was defecating on the sidewalk," the affidavit states.
Defecating in public generally is frowned upon.
At least one person, however, made it part of his performance. Extreme rocker G.G. Allin was known for violent and shocking rock concerts. Allin, who died in 1993 of an overdose, "frequently took laxatives before shows in order to defecate on the stage, after which he generally ate his own feces or threw them at the audience," according to an MSN.com biography .
Meanwhile, the affidavit didn't state whether toilet paper was involved or whether Emmett was able to have it his way.
Emmett, of the 1500 block of Schooner Lane in Sebastian, was arrested on a misdemeanor disorderly intoxication charge.