Teh One Who Knocks
04-11-2013, 11:17 AM
The Seattle Post-Intelligence
Here’s your chance, Bigfoot nerds … um, scientists. Time to get rich and prove your skeptics wrong.
The maker of former local brew Olympia Beer is offering $1 million to anyone who can “ensure the safe capture” or provide “irrefutable evidence” of the region’s hairiest elusive creature. That would be Bigfoot.
The evidence must prove the existence of a “previously undiscovered species of upright, bipedal hominid native to North America” in the previous 25 years. Evidence can include DNA samples or a live, unharmed Bigfoot.
“That’s right, you can’t use any act of violence, no guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc., only sugar or sweets to lure him in,” the company says.
So no footprints, bone fragments or blurry photos. Hmmm, sounds tough. Better scroll through these photos for clues and more contest rules.
Here’s your chance, Bigfoot nerds … um, scientists. Time to get rich and prove your skeptics wrong.
The maker of former local brew Olympia Beer is offering $1 million to anyone who can “ensure the safe capture” or provide “irrefutable evidence” of the region’s hairiest elusive creature. That would be Bigfoot.
The evidence must prove the existence of a “previously undiscovered species of upright, bipedal hominid native to North America” in the previous 25 years. Evidence can include DNA samples or a live, unharmed Bigfoot.
“That’s right, you can’t use any act of violence, no guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc., only sugar or sweets to lure him in,” the company says.
So no footprints, bone fragments or blurry photos. Hmmm, sounds tough. Better scroll through these photos for clues and more contest rules.