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Teh One Who Knocks
04-11-2013, 06:21 PM
An Iranian businessman claims to have mastered time with a machine that allows users to fast forward up to eight years into the future.
By Ahmed Vahdat - The Telegraph


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Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.

The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.

Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".

As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.

"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."

Razeghi says Iran's government can predict the possibility of a military confrontation with a foreign country, and forecast the fluctuation in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices by using his new invention.

"Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilise it," he said. "As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage."

Razeghi said his latest project has been criticised by friends and relatives for "trying to play God" with ordinary lives and history. "This project is not against our religious values at all. The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost," he said. "The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight."

FBD
04-11-2013, 06:22 PM
so you've been working on a time machine since you were 17 :lol: go back home to mom's basement

Noraf45
04-11-2013, 06:27 PM
It's no time machine, it's a glorified fortune telling machine. And how can he claim 98% accuracy? Did he secretly graph out 100 people's lives 8 years ago and is following them around to see how they measure up?

Hal-9000
04-11-2013, 08:01 PM
it's accurate and predicted he would be laughed at by the scientific community for at least the next 5 years

DemonGeminiX
04-11-2013, 08:35 PM
Let's steal it, go back in time, and murder Muhammed before he becomes a big name.

8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
04-11-2013, 09:01 PM
Let's steal it, go back in time, and murder Muhammed before he becomes a big name.

8-[

It only goes forward in time :nono:

DemonGeminiX
04-11-2013, 09:34 PM
It only goes forward in time :nono:

[-(

That's not a time machine.

DemonGeminiX
04-11-2013, 09:43 PM
Razeghi says Iran's government can predict the possibility of a military confrontation with a foreign country, and forecast the fluctuation in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices by using his new invention.

"Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilise it," he said.

Or they just might see the ruins and dust left behind after we get tired of them pissing us off for the last time.


"As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage."

On late night tv! :D


Razeghi said his latest project has been criticised by friends and relatives for "trying to play God" with ordinary lives and history. "This project is not against our religious values at all.

Burn the witch! :villagers:


The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it...

:x

We should take this up with Congress!!!


where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost," he said.

By using parts found in a cracker jack box. :D


"The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight."

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Noilly Pratt
04-11-2013, 09:51 PM
What if we blow the world to bits in 7 years...what would we be going to see? AAAAAAHHHH!

Noraf45
04-12-2013, 12:39 PM
What if we blow the world to bits in 7 years...what would we be going to see? AAAAAAHHHH!

A 404 error

Hal-9000
04-14-2013, 07:36 PM
It only goes forward in time :nono:

Mr Hawking postulates that we can only go forward in time. Once a timeline occurs, it's supposedly hardcoded into history... no matter who's there, shooting whomever's grandfather :lol:

Acid Trip
04-15-2013, 02:28 PM
A 404 error

:lol: