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Teh One Who Knocks
04-16-2013, 01:55 PM
By: Shaun Griswold, KOB.com


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This happy meal didn’t end with a treat.

A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds.

Albuquerque police found Donald Jones, 58, at Bullhead Park with a woman he picked up near Central and Virginia.

According to the criminal complaint, Jones picked up the woman in an area known for prostitution. Police watched Jones order food at a McDonald’s drive thru window and head to a nearby park.

On their way to the park Jones told police he purchased the woman food and asked how she would reimburse him, the criminal complaint states.

Police confronted the pair at the park and saw the woman pulling up her pants in the car.

According to the complaint, the woman told police she agreed to have sex with Jones in exchange for the McDonalds. Police also found prescription narcotics in the car.

Jones, a Farmington native, was charged in the event with possession of dangerous drugs.

Noraf45
04-16-2013, 02:14 PM
C'mon, girl, don't give it up for McDonald's. You could have held out for Wendy's or something.

Hal-9000
04-16-2013, 03:57 PM
Burger King is the gold standard for sexual favors

Noilly Pratt
04-16-2013, 04:01 PM
I believe McDonalds (http://www.mcdonalds.ca/ca/en.html) is involved somehow...this is in keeping with their website's new look and motto...

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"we like to see you smile"
"we're serving more than what's on the menu"

There as much as admitting it! Conspiracy theorists...off you go. :)

:D

Acid Trip
04-16-2013, 04:36 PM
C'mon, girl, don't give it up for McDonald's. You could have held out for Wendy's or something.

This.

deebakes
04-16-2013, 05:47 PM
he didn't give up enough mcdonalds... he's still fat :hand:

Hugh_Janus
04-16-2013, 06:25 PM
I would ask for pics.... but I don't think I want to see what she looks like

DemonGeminiX
04-16-2013, 07:10 PM
I would ask for pics.... but I don't think I want to see what she looks like

:-k

Good point. Probably a good reason why she could only get McDonalds and not Wendys.

deebakes
04-16-2013, 08:57 PM
:-k

Good point. Probably a good reason why she could only get McDonalds and not Wendys.

is that some homophobic rant? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
04-16-2013, 09:07 PM
I don't know about everywhere else, but Wendy's has gone waaaaaaaaay downhill here and they are super expensive compared to just about every other fast food place.