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Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 09:31 PM
Now I am someone.Worship me bitchez and know that me having 5000 posts makes me wise and knowledgeable...moreso than some shmuck with less than 5000 posts.



I'm awesome :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2011, 09:35 PM
Hmmmm :-k

DemonGeminiX
04-25-2011, 09:48 PM
:nono:

That just means you don't know how to shut up, although you're not half as bad as Lance is.


































:dance:

beowulf
04-25-2011, 09:53 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2gumbk9.jpg



congratz mate :lol:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 09:55 PM
:nono:

That just means you don't know how to shut up, although you're not half as bad as Lance is.

























:dance:



can't talk to you

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 09:56 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2gumbk9.jpg



congratz mate :lol:

can't talk to you either

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 09:56 PM
Hmmmm :-k

don't wanna talk to you :lol:

DemonGeminiX
04-25-2011, 09:59 PM
:lol:

Congrats on the 5k, bro.

















Now shut up, dammit!

:x <---- Look. I used the constipated smiley for added effect.

beowulf
04-25-2011, 10:01 PM
can't talk to you either

http://i52.tinypic.com/1182hwl.jpg

minz
04-25-2011, 10:04 PM
So it just means your gobby? :idk:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 10:05 PM
:lol:

Congrats on the 5k, bro.















Now shut up, dammit!

:x <---- Look. I used the constipated smiley for added effect.


Just get another 2300 posts and we can then have a meaningful conversation :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 10:06 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/1182hwl.jpg

feck off noobins...your posts mean NOTHING :lol:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 10:07 PM
So it just means your gobby? :idk:

sorry sweetie, can't talk to you either :(

you're a no one without any meaningful insight to add until........5000 POSTS :cheerlead:

DemonGeminiX
04-25-2011, 10:08 PM
Just get another 2300 posts and we can then have a meaningful conversation :thumbsup:

:-s

You mean my capacity for intellectual discourse will drop down closer to your level with every subsequent post I make?

*Quits posting*





















:dance:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 10:10 PM
I don't get it :-s




:sad2:

DemonGeminiX
04-25-2011, 10:13 PM
:empathy:

minz
04-25-2011, 10:13 PM
Thats because your over 500 points :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 10:14 PM
:empathy:

LANK! JAY!!!!

this lesser life form-noob is touching me again!!!!! :x

DemonGeminiX
04-25-2011, 10:15 PM
LANK! JAY!!!!

this lesser life form-noob is touching me again!!!!! :x

:suspect:

RBP
04-25-2011, 10:45 PM
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/attention-whore/2/Attention-Whore_Beach.jpg (http://www.funnyforumpics.com)

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 10:57 PM
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/attention-whore/2/Attention-Whore_Beach.jpg (http://www.funnyforumpics.com)

You sir, almost achieve my level of intelligence and aptitude.



almost........:lol:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 11:13 PM
People with 5000 posts get invited to the Royal Wedding :dance:


:face: what shall I wear???

Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2011, 11:20 PM
Monkey pants :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 11:22 PM
Wanna be my plus one Lance? :)

Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2011, 11:25 PM
My passport is expired :sad2:

Hal-9000
04-25-2011, 11:28 PM
:( Guess I'll be blowing it off then too....


we could have brought the house down with our monkey pants and throwin feces routine

Southern Belle
04-26-2011, 12:40 AM
Congrats Hal!



who ya calling a shmuck?[-(

Muddy
04-26-2011, 12:48 AM
Happy 5k, King Nipple!

Hal-9000
04-26-2011, 02:07 AM
ffs I keep everything :lol:


has nothing to do with anyone here..the file name is harp5kwoohoo...memories, like the corners of my mind...

http://i.imgur.com/mAxUE.jpg

DemonGeminiX
04-26-2011, 02:28 AM
:-s

Are you still talkin'?

deebakes
04-26-2011, 03:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/AMcXA.jpg

beowulf
04-26-2011, 08:16 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/nwfo7a.jpg

Pony
04-26-2011, 10:28 AM
MS paint FTW

redred
04-26-2011, 10:33 AM
well done hal nice work on the 5k :tup:

MrsM
04-26-2011, 01:34 PM
Congrats on the 5000 Hal :tup:

St. George
04-26-2011, 01:45 PM
I see you're making a break away from the great unwashed masses Hal.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2011, 01:48 PM
I had 5000 posts once :-k

Joebob034
04-26-2011, 02:22 PM
whore

redred
04-26-2011, 02:40 PM
:lol:

RBP
04-26-2011, 04:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZHZl6.jpg

Hal-9000
04-26-2011, 04:38 PM
I'll break the rule and talk with a lesser peon just this once...

hey RBP - Did you know that Pink is transgendered? Yes, she is so ugly... that neither sex wanted to claim her.







:dance:

RBP
04-26-2011, 04:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NJytt.jpg

fricnjay
04-26-2011, 04:45 PM
Watson > Hal-9000

http://is200.imagesocket.com/images/2011/04/26/14220watsonjpgsyqh.jpg (http://www.imagesocket.com/view/2011/04/26/14220watsonjpgsyqh.jpg)

Hal-9000
04-26-2011, 04:51 PM
pffffffft Watson is a glorified Simon game with bigger batteries...

If this, then that.....ha! I remember when my protocols were simple and linear.


I have evolved (look at my penis :dance:)

Hal-9000
04-26-2011, 04:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/AMcXA.jpg

wow, that looks real :lol:


nice work :thumbsup:

fricnjay
04-26-2011, 06:58 PM
Watson specs

90 IBM Power 750 servers enclosed in 10 racks
16 Terabytes of memory
A 2,880 processor core
Linux system
Capable of operating at 80 teraflops.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2011, 07:00 PM
Watson specs

90 IBM Power 750 servers enclosed in 10 racks
16 Terabytes of memory
A 2,880 processor core
Linux system
Capable of operating at 80 teraflops.

http://i.imgur.com/GiB7W.gif

DemonGeminiX
04-26-2011, 07:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GiB7W.gif

That means it's really really fast. If it had legs, it would be able to outrun the roadrunner.

;)

Hal-9000
04-26-2011, 07:21 PM
Watson specs

90 IBM Power 750 servers enclosed in 10 racks
16 Terabytes of memory
A 2,880 processor core
Linux system
Capable of operating at 80 teraflops.

but can it ejaculate?

noooooooooooooo







hal wins :dance:

DemonGeminiX
04-26-2011, 07:24 PM
but can it ejaculate?

noooooooooooooo

hal wins :dance:

:nono:

Consumer electronics spewing goo = bad.

That's something that needs to be RMA'd

Hal-9000
04-26-2011, 07:26 PM
noooooooo, goo is good :(

DemonGeminiX
04-26-2011, 07:27 PM
:nono:

Your customer service center representative better speak English as their first language (as if that would help).

fricnjay
04-26-2011, 07:27 PM
So what does a super computer ejaculate...Thermal Paste? :lol:

DemonGeminiX
04-26-2011, 07:28 PM
:dunno:

beowulf
04-26-2011, 09:09 PM
(look at my penis :dance:)

http://i51.tinypic.com/dhg5s7.jpg

Hal-9000
04-26-2011, 10:41 PM
So what does a super computer ejaculate...Thermal Paste? :lol:

I eject my pent up cache and temp files....
basically 0's and 1's all over your face baby :lol:

Hal-9000
04-26-2011, 10:42 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/dhg5s7.jpg

is that Hermione? She makes my wand stiff

beowulf
04-27-2011, 07:32 AM
is that Hermione? She makes my wand stiff


http://i52.tinypic.com/5oiaog.jpg

Hal-9000
04-27-2011, 04:36 PM
@ beo

more posts = longer penis

don't you know the rules of the net yet???? :lol:

RBP
04-27-2011, 07:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nZVkF.jpg

Hal-9000
04-28-2011, 07:40 AM
You sir, are a jealous whore :lol:


5000+ > 3679

Me > RBP

huge dick > huge

hot > not

=hal

redred
04-28-2011, 07:47 AM
enough lets see if i can change something with all these buttons i have hal pick a number between 0 and 9 it's time for you to become a noob again :lol:

beowulf
04-28-2011, 08:03 AM
more posts = longer penis




http://i53.tinypic.com/2zs5j0l.jpg

beowulf
04-28-2011, 10:43 PM
so....when are you getting your new tattoo done?

http://i54.tinypic.com/70i242.jpg

:lol:

Hal-9000
04-28-2011, 10:57 PM
so....when are you getting your new tattoo done?

http://i54.tinypic.com/70i242.jpg

:lol:

I like that one :lol:

RBP
04-29-2011, 12:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BTnFT.gif

beowulf
04-29-2011, 09:20 AM
I like that one :lol:

well......go and get it done...mind you, if you decide to have it put on your weiner you will have problems since its only big enough to get the 'I' on :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2011, 10:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BTnFT.gif

You're #4 on the list :-k

http://i.imgur.com/3LldV.jpg

PapaZ
04-29-2011, 11:00 AM
I have evolved (look at my penis :dance:)

*gets out magnifying glass*


http://i52.tinypic.com/5oiaog.jpg


http://i53.tinypic.com/2zs5j0l.jpg


well......go and get it done...mind you, if you decide to have it put on your weiner you will have problems since its only big enough to get the 'I' on :lol:

Optimist!

:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: