Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2013, 11:24 AM
By Barbara Hijek - Orlando Sentinel
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Another day at the beach...ruined.
All because some dude wanted to play Free Willie at the beach.
A 35-year-old woman who visits Smathers Beach almost everyday told cops a man sitting near her at the beach had exposed himself and masturbated, according to an arrest affidavit from the Key West Police Department.
The woman also told cops that the man was reportedly "doing it so hard that his whole body was shaking."
When a cop had first arrived, he could not clearly see what the man was doing because the man was sitting near some sea oats with a backpack near his side, which obstructed the officer's view, the officer wrote in his report.
But the officer noted that he could see the man's arm moving although he could not determine the motion.
As soon as the man, later identified as Elijah Slocumb, of Key West, spotted the cop, he "immediately grabbed a small blue towel" and appeared to wipe his hands with it, the affidavit stated.
The woman told the cops that Slocumb, 42, had initially sat several feet away from her as she read a book. However, when she glanced up to watch some kite surfers, she then noticed the man had moved closer to her and was doing a little handiwork...ahem.
Cops noted in their report that Slocumb was sober before hauling him to the pokey.
That surely took the wind out of his sail.
http://i.imgur.com/eXdKG6E.jpg
Another day at the beach...ruined.
All because some dude wanted to play Free Willie at the beach.
A 35-year-old woman who visits Smathers Beach almost everyday told cops a man sitting near her at the beach had exposed himself and masturbated, according to an arrest affidavit from the Key West Police Department.
The woman also told cops that the man was reportedly "doing it so hard that his whole body was shaking."
When a cop had first arrived, he could not clearly see what the man was doing because the man was sitting near some sea oats with a backpack near his side, which obstructed the officer's view, the officer wrote in his report.
But the officer noted that he could see the man's arm moving although he could not determine the motion.
As soon as the man, later identified as Elijah Slocumb, of Key West, spotted the cop, he "immediately grabbed a small blue towel" and appeared to wipe his hands with it, the affidavit stated.
The woman told the cops that Slocumb, 42, had initially sat several feet away from her as she read a book. However, when she glanced up to watch some kite surfers, she then noticed the man had moved closer to her and was doing a little handiwork...ahem.
Cops noted in their report that Slocumb was sober before hauling him to the pokey.
That surely took the wind out of his sail.