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Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 07:33 PM
Just kidding, we all know that's bullshit :)




























:dance:

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 07:34 PM
:racist:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 07:35 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/352gino.jpg

Pony
05-06-2013, 07:51 PM
Infraction given for posting in the wrong section.

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 07:58 PM
:x


I got an infraction for the truth?







:dance: bitchez be hatin

Pony
05-06-2013, 08:01 PM
Moved to "Conspiracy Corner".

:dance:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:01 PM
me & Sertes are so misunderstood :(

Muddy
05-06-2013, 08:05 PM
me & Sertes are so misunderstood :(

You, Sertes, and fbd..

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:08 PM
ya, when the admin says don't do this and then you do it twice...that's kinda Joeyb/Korps-land IMO :lol:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:12 PM
this is gonna hit the trash before Lindsay gets out of rehab

Muddy
05-06-2013, 08:15 PM
ya, when the admin says don't do this and then you do it twice...that's kinda Joeyb/Korps-land IMO :lol:

Did you have a little small desk that sat beside the teachers desk in elementary school? :lol:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:16 PM
front row, every class

Muddy
05-06-2013, 08:17 PM
:slap:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:21 PM
you want my real take on that comment....if the administrator of any website takes the time to get upset and very pointedly tell someone not to do something....whether they're right or wrong, it's usually not a good idea to PROVOKE or press the issue in the ensuing 4 posts


:lol: just my 2 cents...

Muddy
05-06-2013, 08:23 PM
you want my real take on that comment....if the administrator of any website takes the time to get upset and very pointedly tell someone not to do something....whether they're right or wrong, it's usually not a good idea to PROVOKE or press the issue in the ensuing 4 posts


:lol: just my 2 cents...

:excellent:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:46 PM
I posted at teh paradox for a short time (one night)

I got into it there with a long time member and fully expected to get banned :lol: and I was in full-on provoke-mode

minz
05-06-2013, 08:48 PM
You're always in full-on provoke-mode, nothing new there. :hand:

minz
05-06-2013, 08:49 PM
And..... I always drive Within Speed Limits, Obeys All Laws and Parks Vehicle Properly!

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:50 PM
And..... I always drive Within Speed Limits, Obeys All Laws and Parks Vehicle Properly!


:rofl: awww Minz you copied and pasted that because you can be arsed to write the lies :lol:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:51 PM
You're always in full-on provoke-mode, nothing new there. :hand:

I provoke orgasms outta women....it's a gift/curse

minz
05-06-2013, 08:54 PM
I provoke orgasms outta women....it's a gift/curse

I copied and pasted this too for the same reason. :dance:

Muddy
05-06-2013, 08:55 PM
Hal writes the songs that make the young girls hurl..

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:55 PM
I copied and pasted this too for the same reason. :dance:


:lol: ok...you get points for that one

minz
05-06-2013, 08:55 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:57 PM
Hal writes the songs that make the young girls hurl..


:(

I'm hurt Muddy...I got a good gig with the younger ones now. I just say I'm a friend of their Dad and here to give them a ride home :lol:











hal-9000,
going right to hell, one post at a time :tup:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 08:58 PM
speaking of conspiracies Muddy....where the hell is PCS? I miss ol stinky-panties

minz
05-06-2013, 08:58 PM
This should be mandatory.

http://i.imgur.com/nJMW11l.jpg

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:00 PM
This should be mandatory.

http://i.imgur.com/nJMW11l.jpg


that's a little cutesy....wanna get that crap outta here pls? Thank you

minz
05-06-2013, 09:02 PM
that's a little cutesy....wanna get that crap outta here pls? Thank you

You know you love it really.

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:03 PM
it offends my eyes TBH :lol:

minz
05-06-2013, 09:04 PM
it offends my eyes TBH :lol:

Tough :hand:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:11 PM
Hey Minz

What's the best way to make a woman achieve orgasm?





who cares? :dance:

minz
05-06-2013, 09:13 PM
Hey Minz

What's the best way to make a woman achieve orgasm?





who cares? :dance:

Is that your way of saying you don't know how to? :d

minz
05-06-2013, 09:14 PM
Would you like me to teach you? :naughty:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:18 PM
Is that your way of saying you don't know how to? :d

My immediate pleasure > her maybe pleasure :tup:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:18 PM
Would you like me to teach you? :naughty:

Sure!





Will it involve a harness and a leash again? :|

Teh One Who Knocks
05-06-2013, 09:20 PM
And..... I always drive Within Speed Limits, Obeys All Laws and Parks Vehicle Properly!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxrd_jZJxkg

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:21 PM
nudie of Minz without make up :naughty:


http://i40.tinypic.com/xbfl2a.jpg

Noilly Pratt
05-06-2013, 09:28 PM
:rip: :hal:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:32 PM
I am not a'scairt of no womenz [-(

minz
05-06-2013, 09:33 PM
I am not a'scairt of no womenz [-(



Fair enough, I'll book a flight. :tup:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:35 PM
Canada is closed for the summer to all female transatlantic tourists. Something about Mad Cow Disease or sumtin...









8-[

minz
05-06-2013, 09:36 PM
Canada is closed for the summer to all female transatlantic tourists. Something about Mad Cow Disease or sumtin...









8-[

Oh yeah, I'll stay awy from you then, I dont want to catch that.

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:44 PM
awww Minz you can't catch anything from a couple of gallons of jizz...trust meeeeee :lol:

minz
05-06-2013, 09:50 PM
I hate it when people say trust me, it automatically makes me suspicious. :wha:

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:57 PM
I'll pull out before it's too late .....trust meeeeeeeeeeee :face:

minz
05-06-2013, 09:59 PM
I'll pull out before it's too late .....trust meeeeeeeeeeee :face:

That line doesnt phase me I can't have any more babies. :d

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 10:24 PM
I'll pull out when I get bored? :-s

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 10:57 PM
you want my real take on that comment....if the administrator of any website takes the time to get upset and very pointedly tell someone not to do something....whether they're right or wrong, it's usually not a good idea to PROVOKE or press the issue in the ensuing 4 posts


:lol: just my 2 cents...
I'd take is as a challenge :hand:

Lance is a gayer

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 10:57 PM
and so is goofy

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 10:58 PM
and red

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 10:58 PM
and pony

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 10:58 PM
and dgx

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 10:59 PM
did I miss anyone out? :-k

Pony
05-06-2013, 11:46 PM
and pony

:shock:


:-s



:x




User Infraction
Hugh_Janus
Expires - Never
Reason - Being Welsh

:dance:

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2013, 06:45 PM
:shock:


:-s



:x





:dance:

didn't even get one... your mod skillz suck :nana:

also, bump for goofy :dance:

Pony
05-09-2013, 08:28 PM
didn't even get one... your mod skillz suck :nana:

also, bump for goofy :dance:

I didn't really give you one because you only have 98 more infractions before there are serious consequences. :nono:

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2013, 11:51 PM
that's plenty :hand: besides... I already got banned today by a power abusing admin... does that mean I get reset back to 100 infractions? :-k