Can someone delete my account?

[UnforgottenMaid]

I never go on here, so my acc is waste of internet space, delete my account please!

[Muddy]

No way... We own you now..

[UnforgottenMaid]

That's really mean, I'm serious, I have personal problems regarding the internet.

[Richard Cranium]

I like turtles

[deebakes]

That's really mean, I'm serious, I have personal problems regarding the internet.

the internet loves you though :-k

[Pony]

Just stop coming back.

[deebakes]

Noooooooo!

[Leefro]

Just delete it ffs :tup:

[Griffin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nYRQFVSvSPc

[redred]

I never go on here, so my acc is waste of internet space, delete my account please!

i will past on your request to admin :tup:

[Fodster]

:ban:

[Goofy]

My new troll account :woot:

[minz]

My new troll account :woot:


Another one? :shock:

[Goofy]

:shifty:

[Goof Troll]

:shifty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

What? :-k That isn't my troll, far too obvious :nono:





















8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[Goofy]

:outtahere:

[redred]

[-(


10: Only one account per person. Members found with multiple accounts will be infracted all the way up to being banned.

[minz]

That's goofy banned about 10 times over than. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:shifty:

ingenious

[Pony]

I'd ban the member but I'm not sure who's troll it is.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/nVfT7Zt.jpg

This is not the account you are looking for

[Pony]

Even though 99% of the facts point to Goofy I think it's an elaborate plot by a super secret group that controls all the world events.

Indisputable proof:


What? :-k That isn't my troll, far too obvious :nono:

[Hal-9000]

Even though 99% of the facts point to Goofy I think it's an elaborate plot by a super secret group that controls all the world events.

Indisputable proof:

I have screenshots to support this...the blood isn't the right color, limbs look fake...pretty conclusive really



:doh: we have a section for this

[DemonGeminiX]

:|

If Sertes shows up on this forum, I'm gonna book loads of flights and kick all of you in the nuts.

[Hal-9000]

:|

If Sertes shows up on this forum, I'm gonna book loads of flights and kick all of you in the nuts.


:hand:


flying is a conspiracy...they actually load you on a tube train that moves at 400 mph, and they have projection screen TV's outside of all of the windows


true story

[Hugh_Janus]

I want a hugh janus troll account

[minz]

I want a hugh janus troll account

Tuff Welshy you can't have one.

[redred]

Mush troll

[Hugh_Janus]

Tuff Welshy you can't have one.
who died and made you the queen of the internet? :hand:

Mush troll
mush is dead :rip:

[Leefro]

Tis not me I only have one email account

[deebakes]

8-[

[Muddy]

This thread makes me hard.

[UnforgottenMaid]

i will past on your request to admin :tup:

Thaank you!

[Softdreamer]

How come the really cool ones never seen to hang around...

Surely its not that difficult to put Hal on your ignore list :-k

[Muddy]

I'm masturbating right now as I type and read this.

[redred]

Thaank you!

i've passed on your request in the meantime if you just don't log in and visit the site that will also help :tup:

[redred]

I'm masturbating right now as I type and read this.

jezzie tried that once ,gave himself some bad tasting coffee :lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

I thought this was like the mafia. Dreadfully easy to get in but damned near impossible to leave!

Hey- even the banner at the top says "YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE". We'll have to add "...except if you ask nicely." :)

[Pony]

Maybe post some sexy pics as an incentive.

[Muddy]

Make me a fan sign.

[Pony]

Make me a fan sign.

To remember her by when she's gone?

noods!

[UnforgottenMaid]

Make me a fan sign.
Make me a sandwich.

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/BKzz2QN.jpg

[Muddy]

Oooh... :takei:

[Hugh_Janus]

http://i.imgur.com/BKzz2QN.jpg

that looks pretty tasty... except for that nasty ass looking cheese

[Hugh_Janus]

and the mayo :vomit:

[Hugh_Janus]

Make me a sandwich.

isn't that your job? :-k

[Griffin]

and the mayo :vomit:

that's not mayo...8-)

[UnforgottenMaid]

that's not mayo...8-)

For you, it'll always be mayo. :P

[RBP]

So I have a short attention span. Is UnforgottenMaid a troll account or not?

[Pony]

So I have a short attention span. Is UnforgottenMaid a troll account or not?

No, she's a real person.

[redred]

why does she keep coming back ,it keeps opening her account again:-k

[Pony]

why does she keep coming back ,it keeps opening her account again:-k

Internet addiction is a serious, highly contagious illness.

[redred]

oh ,should we lock the thread?

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok. :d

[redred]

:tup: good

[Pony]

:evil:






:dance:

[Muddy]

I used to date this girl back in the day.. She has a nice little dumper on her.

[Hal-9000]

I used to date this girl back in the day.. She has a nice little dumper on her.

is that when you were on top?











:dance:

[redred]

:facepalm:

[Hugh_Janus]

if she's real, why is everyone being a cunt to her? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

new...thread...for...every...thought...ffs :lol:

pm someone, don't soil the tech section

[Muddy]

Balls deep. *shoooomp*

[redred]

have you ever tried squeezing the balls in as well?

[Muddy]

have you ever tried squeezing the balls in as well?

too long.. but intriguing none the less..

[minz]

:|

[Hugh_Janus]

new...thread...for...every...thought...ffs :lol:
oh shit... call the police!!!

:lol:

:|

have you tried sticking your balls in too?



































:troll:

[Muddy]

:troll:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://i44.tinypic.com/351vl0l.png

[Hal-9000]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2crarlx.jpg

[Goofy]

Moved from tech......... since it's not really a tech thread......... and it's being whored to death :tup:

[Pony]

And some jerk unlocked it.







:cheer:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I used to date this girl back in the day.. She has a nice little dumper on her.

I married one

[Goofy]

And some jerk unlocked it.







:cheer:

Oops, did i lock it? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oops, did i lock it? :lol:

No, I believe DGX locked it and then Pony unlocked it, all while it was still up in tech support

[Goofy]

I've occasionally locked threads by mistake in the past.......... 8-[ At least i know it wasn't me this time :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've done it too :lol:

If you double click on the icon beside the thread, it locks it

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/zHZ9nbA.gif

[Richard Cranium]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/ICQ7/they-re-breakdance-fighting/image.png

[DemonGeminiX]

I've occasionally locked threads by mistake in the past.......... 8-[ At least i know it wasn't me this time :)

I didn't lock it by mistake. Just sayin'.

8-[

[Pony]

I didn't lock it by mistake. Just sayin'.

8-[

I only unlocked it just to mess with you a bit for fun as it had already gone off the rails. I really expected it to be trashed shortly after. :bananadance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

...as it had already gone off the rails....

Like a crazy train? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

I only unlocked it just to mess with you a bit for fun as it had already gone off the rails. I really expected it to be trashed shortly after. :bananadance:

Funny, you try to mess with me and I'm not around to see it.

:lol:

[Pony]

Yea, my feeble attempt at being funny. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yea, my feeble attempt at being funny. :meh:

There's already thousands of comedians out of work, don't feel bad :empathy:

[DemonGeminiX]

:empathy:

[Pony]

So much for me backup career. I guess I'm stuck fixing cars for the rest of my days. :suicide:

[Noilly Pratt]

Like a crazy train? :-k

ALL ABOARD! Hah haaaaa....

[UnforgottenMaid]

God, nevermind.

[Hugh_Janus]

I know that feel :empathy:

[DemonGeminiX]

God, nevermind.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt5712VP4q1qh8be1.jpg

Discipline, Daniel-san!!!

[Hugh_Janus]

daniel-san :slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

Leave it up to the Welsh guy to knock the wind out of my joke.

:roll:

[RBP]

He said the same thing you did.

[Hugh_Janus]

:dance:

[Hugh_Janus]

and you knocked the wind out of your own joke :lmao:

[DemonGeminiX]

and you knocked the wind out of your own joke :lmao:

[-(

I can squish you... just like grape.

[Hugh_Janus]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

We're back on Star Wars now?

[Hugh_Janus]

at least the spelling is correct :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nutkick:

[Lambchop]

Before you leave can you PM me a picture of your cock please

[redred]

who's hugh?

[UnforgottenMaid]

All of you are so mean.

[deebakes]

no one is mean on the internet :idk:

[redred]

:facepalm: and the account is reopened

if you stay away the account goes away

[UnforgottenMaid]

I'm still leaving, this place is disgusting, just delete my account, signing off.

[Softdreamer]

I take it you've been to Hals Hole then?

[Noilly Pratt]

Disgusting? Avoid the disgusting areas. By and large the people here are nice and a plethora of positivity abounds. Why not stay and make it better? Tell us what you dislike about the forum and maybe you might make it better? Just a thought.

[redred]

I'm still leaving, this place is disgusting, just delete my account, signing off.

just as well we didn't delete your account you'd wouldn't have been able to log back in and tell us that :tup:



some advice if you don't like the site just remove the book mark and stop coming back :shrug: easy as 123

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm still leaving, this place is disgusting, just delete my account, signing off.

Arriverderci, to each their own, no, and see you next time.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

I could always just ban her for like a month at a time.

[redred]

24 hours at a time :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't want to have to keep banning her everyday. I am lazy, although I could see it being therapeutic.

[DemonGeminiX]

Alright, I'll try it. Might make me feel better. 24 hours at a time. :D

[Hal-9000]

I'm still leaving, this place is disgusting, just delete my account, signing off.

and you're an idiotic attention whoring nimrod who makes a series of posts, then criticizes other people and calls them demeaning names





thanks, I feel much better now :)

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

Ms Einstein is banned (probably wouldn't understand the insult anyways)

[Hugh_Janus]

I don't like all these bans being handed out all willy nilly [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

All what bans? There's only one for 24 hours, and renewable daily... unless I forget to do it. She doesn't want to be here anyway, so what's she gonna care?

By the way, that's an infraction for you, Welsh-boy.

:nana:

[Hal-9000]

can't you just remove the username from the playlist?


probably less mouse clicks than dailybanning :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The point is, is she really wanted to stay away, she would stop coming every few days to tell us she was staying away

[Hal-9000]

that's why you should nip that problem in her bud

[Hal-9000]

willy nilly this




:rofl:

[Hugh_Janus]

All what bans? There's only one for 24 hours, and renewable daily... unless I forget to do it. She doesn't want to be here anyway, so what's she gonna care?

By the way, that's an infraction for you, Welsh-boy.

:nana:
I got banned the other day for no reason at all :hand: Obviously you're not kept in the admin/mod loop.... even your own kind don't like you :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

I got banned the other day for no reason at all :hand: Obviously you're not kept in the admin/mod loop.... even your own kind don't like you :dance:

I was actually looking to ban you for like 15 minutes, but I don't think I can. I think the lowest I can go is for 24 hours. I just wanted to poke at you for a little bit. I think the only way I can do that is using that Being Welsh warning. Oh well. That Being Welsh thing cracks me up.

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

The point is, is she really wanted to stay away, she would stop coming every few days to tell us she was staying away

Well, the next time she shows up, as long as I can remember to keep banning her on a daily basis, then she won't be able to bitch about it. And if I forget and she bitches about it, it'll remind me to ban her again. It's entertainment for me... I'm making it a sport.

:D

[Muddy]

:gay:

[Pony]

Post some nudes and I'll delete your account for you.

[Hal-9000]

If he posts nudes I'll be deleting my eyes

[redred]

If i post some will you get rid of her account ?

[Hal-9000]

if you post some Red I'll crash the internet :lol:

[redred]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

if you post some Red I'll crash the internet :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/kpOBT7G.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:hand:

I couldn't stop the internet, I have to play my online Solitaire

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do it! :x

[Hal-9000]

no because then ForgettableMaitreD will come to my house and call me a name in person :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Has anyone sent her an e-mail about the site being back up? :-k

[redred]

i think pony did

[Pony]

Nope, I probably should though.

[redred]

:tup: do it ,make sure you tell her that her account is still open :lol:

[Pony]

Doesn't she get an automatic email every time DGX bans her for a day? :lol:

[redred]

does he still do that? :lol:

[redred]

:-s

[DemonGeminiX]

Oops, I forgot. A long time ago. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, I just gave her another 24 hour ban. Maybe it'll remind her to come back and visit us tomorrow after the ban is lifted.

[Goofy]

:lol:

[redred]

:cheer:

[Hal-9000]

Ok, I just gave her another 24 hour ban. Maybe it'll remind her to come back and visit us tomorrow after the ban is lifted.


like punching a sleeping person...feels good but ultimately empty and dissatisfying :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:missing: