Memorial Day Weekend

[Teh One Who Knocks]

First 'real' long weekend of the year and the unofficial kick-off of summer...anyone here in the States got any plans for the holiday weekend?

[DemonGeminiX]

Nope. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope. :tup:

Pretty much the same here...kinda strapped for cash right now and with the price of gas going up almost daily, can't really afford to do much. Might fire up and test the brand new grill out or something, but that would be about the extent of it.

[Muddy]

River time.. Maybe a few scallops wrapped in bacon dipped in teriyaki and tossed on the grill..

[Richard Cranium]

I'm taking some of the kids from the FH down to Island Park, Long Island for their Memorial Day Parade

[DemonGeminiX]

River time.. Maybe a few scallops wrapped in bacon dipped in teriyaki and tossed on the grill..

It really sucks that I'm not the boating kind. I've got a river right around the corner from me. There's actually some undeveloped land for sale on it.

[redred]

i got this planned saturday

http://i.imgur.com/HGFwJm4.jpg

then the afterparty

[Muddy]

It really sucks that I'm not the boating kind. I've got a river right around the corner from me. There's actually some undeveloped land for sale on it.

My neighbor was in a chair.. He was an avid boater.. He had a lift that would toss him right in the boat.. And then a little platform that would lift him and his chair to the height he wanted to pilot the vessel.. Slatz was a cool ass dude.. His boat would roll too.. He named it "Rolling C"... His last name began with a C... Good memories.. Love that guy..

[Pony]

I'll be at the island from Friday morning until Tuesday morning. Invited some friends up for a rent-free weekend. Told them feel free to buy me drinks and feed me.

[Hal-9000]

do you normally charge rent for your friends up at the island? :lol:

[KevinD]

We're going to San Antonio, to my brother and sister in-laws home. BBQ, swimming, guitars, beer, whiskey, oh, and to justify it to the ladies, we're going to can a few vegetables. :lol: I just hope my truck is out of the bodyshop by then. Going to be hard to pack everything in the car or my daughter's truck.

[Hal-9000]

We're going to San Antonio, to my brother and sister in-laws home. BBQ, swimming, guitars, beer, whiskey, oh, and to justify it to the ladies, we're going to can a few vegetables. :lol: I just hope my truck is out of the bodyshop by then. Going to be hard to pack everything in the car or my daughter's truck.

BBQ, swimming, guitars and whiskey

:thumbsup: that would be a dream vacation for me

[Pony]

Depends on the weekend (and the friends). I could have rented it out for $550 this weekend. Certain friends will come up and help me work, others always have some excuse and only come up when it's free. I've got costs to cover up there so at times will ask for $25-30 a head.

[Hal-9000]

I can come when it's free :-s

[Pony]

Noobs are first turn in the barrel.

[Hal-9000]

Noobs are first turn in the barrel.


:-k


again, in Canadian pls?

[Pony]

Big barrel with a hole in the side where I put my cock in. :dance:

[Hal-9000]

phew thank God, I thought it was a gun thing :lol:

[Pony]

Barrel Statisfaction

In days of old, this young sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a sailing ship. He asked the captain about sex life, since there would be no women on the ship. "Don' ye worry about it, lad. We'll make sure your needs are taken care of."

After about 2 weeks at sea, the lad had a bone that wouldn't go away, so he went to ask the captain how to take care of it.

"Aye, lad, 'ere's ya key. Go open up the door under the ladder. In there you'll find a barrel, take the bung out of the hole and insert your manhood. I think you'll find this arrangement satisfactory."

The lad went down, opened the door, removed the bung, inserted his prick and got his rocks off in record time. In fact, it was SO good he asked for the key the next five nights in a row.

On the sixth night, the captain said, "Not tonight, laddie; it's your turn in the barrel."

[Hal-9000]

Barrel Statisfaction

In days of old, this young sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a sailing ship. He asked the captain about sex life, since there would be no women on the ship. "Don' ye worry about it, lad. We'll make sure your needs are taken care of."

After about 2 weeks at sea, the lad had a bone that wouldn't go away, so he went to ask the captain how to take care of it.

"Aye, lad, 'ere's ya key. Go open up the door under the ladder. In there you'll find a barrel, take the bung out of the hole and insert your manhood. I think you'll find this arrangement satisfactory."

The lad went down, opened the door, removed the bung, inserted his prick and got his rocks off in record time. In fact, it was SO good he asked for the key the next five nights in a row.

On the sixth night, the captain said, "Not tonight, laddie; it's your turn in the barrel."


I've mentioned this to RBP before...remind me to tell you the blue blanket story before we're done here :lol:

[KevinD]

BBQ, swimming, guitars and whiskey

:thumbsup: that would be a dream vacation for me

Bring yo ass on. I'll go to the store and get some SPF-9000 for your white ass...:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

Bring yo ass on. I'll go to the store and get some SPF-9000 for your white ass...:rofl:

:lol: piss off


don't you have some relatives to marry or something?

[KevinD]

Actually, I do..are you still looking for a husband? :rofl:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Just bought these, taking my son paintballing for his first time

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512tpnvOthL._SX300_.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Actually, I do..are you still looking for a husband? :rofl:

don't make me break your banjo :shakefist:

[Hal-9000]

Just bought these, taking my son paintballing for his first time

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512tpnvOthL._SX300_.jpg

remember : they feel the best in the back of the neck :thumbsup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I plan on freezing half of them before we go

[Hal-9000]

I plan on freezing half of them before we go

:tup: also tell him - helmets and padding are for pussies

[KevinD]

Man, I wish paintball had been around when I was a kid. BB gun battles were fun, but paintball? Oh yeah, :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Kids play with airsoft now, but that doesn't inflict enough pain :twisted:

[KevinD]

I have a couple airsoft pistols. Cheap ones. The cheapest, I got from Walmart, just because it has a laser on it...Drives the dogs and cat insane...:lol:
The other one I had bought to start teaching my grandson gun safety. It's not too bad..around 400fps.

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/gjiALZb.jpg

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/GFdugFx.jpg

[KevinD]

Izat your place Muddy?

[Muddy]

River house Kev

[KevinD]

Yours or community? either way, looks like a great place to visit with friends and family, and have a few cold beverages! :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

Mine! :dance: Lots of friends come over though.

[KevinD]

Aha, I knew it! Mudster is a ballah! Two houses! :rofl:

[Muddy]

Man I gotta have my getaway place.. Totally detach from everything else and become my alter ego.. :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

Man I gotta have my getaway place.. Totally detach from everything else and become my alter ego.. :lol:

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/2/e/2e7de_ORIG-WATERBOY.jpg

[KevinD]

Mine was my garage, before my niece lost her apartment. Eventually, I'll have her stuff out of garage, and then will use the Morgan building around back for my man cave/guest room. Other than that, my best bud's place is where I got to get away.

[DemonGeminiX]

don't make me break your banjo :shakefist:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

[RBP]

Depends on the weekend (and the friends). I could have rented it out for $550 this weekend. Certain friends will come up and help me work, others always have some excuse and only come up when it's free. I've got costs to cover up there so at times will ask for $25-30 a head.

I haven't paid less than $80 for head in a long time - more like $120. I'm in!

[KevinD]

RBP, you gotta get out of Chitown...'round here, a crack ho will give you head for $10 make you holla! :rofl:

[RBP]

RBP, you gotta get out of Chitown...'round here, a crack ho will give you head for $10 make you holla! :rofl:

:lol: I was heading to a plant in a shitty part of the city one one morning about 6 am. Stopped a red light and got offered a date by some junkie. At 6:00 am! I was like nope, just too early for a crack whore. :lol:

[KevinD]

C'mon man..it's never too early for a gummy! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Mine! :dance: Lots of friends come over though.

effin Donald Bobby-Sue Trump over here :lol:

looks nice....HEY! There's a dude with a guitar in your place man!!!! Next thing will be someone bringing in the demon weed...stay vigilant Muddy!

[Hal-9000]

I haven't paid less than $80 for head in a long time - more like $120. I'm in!

:lol:




I was out with my friend this past weekend in a park....apparently she aggravated an old back injury (shame on me) so all it cost was a muscle relaxant :dance:

[Muddy]

effin Donald Bobby-Sue Trump over here :lol:

looks nice....HEY! There's a dude with a guitar in your place man!!!! Next thing will be someone bringing in the demon weed...stay vigilant Muddy!

Theres 3 guitars and bongos on that porch, thank you.

[Hal-9000]

bongos = weed = Matthew McConaughey





:lol: careful with the gateway stuff dude

[jvanorder]

Yall need some help! I plan on getting into the woods and going after some thunder chickens

[deebakes]

Theres 3 guitars and bongos on that porch, thank you.

i'm wearing the white hat :oops:

[Muddy]

i'm wearing the white hat :oops:

Funny you say that.. He's a m.d. :lol:

[deebakes]

:lol: