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Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2011, 04:10 PM
Us Weekly


http://i.imgur.com/msAtX.jpg

It was impossible to steal the show from Kate Middleton on Friday morning, but royal fans were instantly smitten with the bride's younger sis (and maid of honor) when she arrived at Westminster Abbey looking extra tan and trim.

Pippa Middleton, 27, who was named the No. 1 Society Singleton by Tatler in 2008, showed off her stunning figure in a form-fitting ivory Alexander McQueen gown with a cowl-neck and silk-covered buttons down the back.

In addition to being a hot commodity, Pippa is quite the businesswoman. In the summer of 2010, she launched The Party Times, and online party magazine, which includes tips for organizing get-togethers.

And while the brainy beauty is currently dating former England cricketer Alex Loudon, Prince Harry's on-and-off girlfriend Chelsy Davy might want to watch her back since Twitter exploded post-wedding with people dying to see another royal hookup.

"Odds Kate sat down Pippa and Harry separately and ordered them not to hook up tonight: 5-1. Odds they will anyway: even money," wrote fashion critics The Fug Girls.

Muddy
04-29-2011, 04:12 PM
Is she? I dont think she's anywhere near as hot as Kate..

redred
04-29-2011, 04:13 PM
i thought i saw a nip slip on her as well :tup:

RBP
04-29-2011, 04:14 PM
:hitit:

Hal-9000
04-29-2011, 05:52 PM
really?

I keep hearing how hot she was and she does look nice, rather plain to me....

Jezter
04-29-2011, 05:55 PM
She has a hot bod fo shizzle, but her sis Kate has better face. But...

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ekp4q8.jpg

Seems approrpiate. :D

RBP
04-29-2011, 05:59 PM
Do you think they say shit like "suck my royal cock!" :lol:

Hal-9000
04-29-2011, 06:04 PM
I'm going to give you a royal reaming! :x



:lol:

Hal-9000
04-29-2011, 06:06 PM
Kate pounding on the bathroom door - Hey! Get off of the throne!!! Who do you think you are...the king of England???!!!! :x









William - Yes

Jezter
04-29-2011, 06:08 PM
"Now git your Dutchass of Cumbridge here and polish my crown!"

Hal-9000
04-29-2011, 06:10 PM
I'm royally pissed at you mister!!!!!! :x :x :x


yeah yeah it's an everyday thing hun :|

RBP
04-29-2011, 06:12 PM
"Eat my princess pussy!"

Jezter
04-29-2011, 06:18 PM
"If I just had one day when I would be treated like a princess! Oh waaait..."

Hal-9000
04-29-2011, 06:30 PM
Enraged William - and quit acting like such a gawd-damned princess all the time!!!!!! :x








Kate - :rolleyes:

RBP
04-29-2011, 06:32 PM
I wonder if she calls him "your highness" when they get stoned.

redred
04-29-2011, 07:02 PM
she has a fake facebook page

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pippa-Middleton/155148814540303


Finally! A beautiful young woman who i can think of everytime i bend my girlfriend over and punch her in the back of the head!


i'd suck a fart out of her arsehole.


me and 4 mates going round Pippa's later,we drew straws ,I only got an arm-pit , gutted ! anyone got any baby lotion then ? lol .

:lol:

Hugh_Janus
04-29-2011, 11:32 PM
she did look stunning

Softdreamer
04-29-2011, 11:45 PM
i thought i saw a nip slip on her as well :tup:

screencap! or it didnt happen[-(

Shady
04-30-2011, 02:06 AM
I'm sorry but she doesn't look 27 to me. She looks 30 or 31.

Godfather
04-30-2011, 02:31 AM
She looks old as balls. Skin looks like shoe leather

pepo
04-30-2011, 02:37 AM
pardon??? pepo puttin prince pepo in princesss pooper!!!! my sord betwen your stones!!!!!!!!

redred
04-30-2011, 01:33 PM
screencap! or it didnt happen[-(

well it didn't happen then as there is no way i'm even going to try and find it :tup:

Muddy
05-02-2011, 12:49 PM
If no one can post any hot pics of this chick I think this thread should be trashed.. :lol:

Arkady Renko
05-02-2011, 12:53 PM
oi, no backseat moderation! oh, wait a minute...

Anyway, believe it or not, she seems to be quite media shy. there are hardly any pics of her with clothes from before the wedding, I doubt anything saucy can be found at all.

redred
05-02-2011, 02:13 PM
found one of her wrapped in toilet paper

http://i.imgur.com/NvWp0.jpg

Arkady Renko
05-02-2011, 02:44 PM
Metaxa made me do it!

Hugh_Janus
05-02-2011, 02:52 PM
3 or 5 star?

Muddy
05-02-2011, 03:45 PM
found one of her wrapped in toilet paper

http://i.imgur.com/NvWp0.jpg

Now THATs a little better... :thumbsup:

Softdreamer
05-02-2011, 09:32 PM
found one of her wrapped in toilet paper

http://i.imgur.com/NvWp0.jpg

Feck she looks just as good in Andrex.
Why didnt she wear that?? Hope it rained.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2011, 09:35 PM
found one of her wrapped in toilet paper

http://i.imgur.com/NvWp0.jpg

In that photo she has a hint of Natalie Portman to her :-k

Hugh_Janus
05-02-2011, 10:09 PM
I'm sorry but she doesn't look 27 to me. She looks 30 or 31.

that's sunbeds for you....

Hal-9000
05-02-2011, 10:10 PM
and if she's not careful she's gonna have a little hal IN her...


:dance:

Arkady Renko
05-02-2011, 10:46 PM
3 or 5 star?

in light of her family's wealth, 5 at least, but probably the seven star stuff.

Softdreamer
05-03-2011, 02:49 PM
In that photo she has a hint of Natalie Portman to her :-k

I was hoping she would have a bit of me in her..

Noilly Pratt
05-03-2011, 02:58 PM
My wife taped all the wedding and on my lunch break Friday showed me all the Pippa parts of it. If that ain't love I don't know what is! :D

Muddy
05-03-2011, 03:03 PM
I keep checking this thread for hot pictures.

Noilly Pratt
05-03-2011, 03:03 PM
But TBH the hottest bridesmaid ever was at my friend Bernie's wedding. Saw her at a party the night before with a little red dress and I was smitten. I pursued her like Charlie Harper from 2 1/2 Men. Black hair, piercing blue eyes. Alas it was not to be.

After 2 dates she told me she had a boyfriend (!)

redred
05-08-2011, 08:44 AM
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/public/home/

have some bikini and a side toppless shot of her today but you have to fill in details name email etc

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2011, 01:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Bhwrt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zRY3S.jpg

Pix from 2006 when she was partying with her sister and Prince William in Ibiza

Muddy
05-09-2011, 01:55 PM
She looks like she rocks the big bush...

redred
05-09-2011, 02:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZIBMx.jpg


and a small side on from behind topless shot
http://i.imgur.com/XdO1w.jpg

sorry it was all i could find

deebakes
05-10-2011, 01:29 AM
:wank: :wank:

Hal-9000
05-10-2011, 02:29 AM
sorry guys, I just don't see the hub bub about this one.

I'd rather do Kate

deebakes
05-10-2011, 03:27 AM
it has vagina and boobs... i do it :oops:

DemonGeminiX
05-10-2011, 07:25 AM
I'd hate to insult an up and coming national treasure, but I think her face is kinda average, at best. And she's not the hottest bridesmaid ever. She does have a nice body though.

redred
05-10-2011, 09:21 AM
Do you think they say shit like "suck my royal cock!" :lol:

yes

http://i.imgur.com/nlZEx.jpg

:lol:

deebakes
05-11-2011, 02:32 AM
thatta boy! :tup:

Hal-9000
05-11-2011, 02:36 AM
yes

http://i.imgur.com/nlZEx.jpg

:lol:

that is NOT a real picture :lol:


how horrible