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Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2013, 10:40 AM
Natalie Finn - E! Online


http://i.imgur.com/NgtEwr7.jpg

Even Miley Cyrus' best friends have a bone to pick with all that tongue-wagging the teen was doing at the MTV Video Music Awards last night.

She started warming her tongue up early on the red carpet, though her new favorite thing to do may not have been as noticeable up against her vintage, midriff-baring Dolce & Gabbana separates, a look Joan Rivers called "adorable," "age-appropriate" and "a cross between Olivia Newton-John in Grease and Paris Hilton in Lube" during tonight's special edition of Fashion Police.

But once Miley was wearing next to nothing during her twerk-tastic, foam-finger-utilizing performance with Robin Thicke, her tongue could not be tamed.

http://i.imgur.com/EiKu6k3.jpg

"I look at the performance and yes, I do have a lot of the same opinions as you guys about it," cohost Kelly Osbourne said when Joan asked what, as Miley's good pal, she thought of the whole spectacle.

"But we're not talking about her performance, we're talking about what she's wearing," Kelly added, turning her attention back to the nude bra-and-shorts combo that was lurking underneath the bear-face leotard Miley was sporting when she initially took the stage.

"This outfit Lady Gaga wore to the Grammy's three years ago when she came out of an egg," Kelly recalled. "It's not that original but I do appreciate its reminiscent of the 'Blurred Lines' music video. It's just...Miley's my friend and I love her, and I have her back no matter what, but as her friend I'm going to tell her:

"Put your fucking tongue in your mouth. I love you, but just put your tongue in your mouth."

And that's coming straight from a friend, Miley.

Muddy
08-27-2013, 11:14 AM
Or just brush it at least..

deebakes
08-27-2013, 12:05 PM
i read the title as "put your tongue in my mouth" :sad2:

Loser
08-27-2013, 01:11 PM
i read the title as "put your tongue in my mouth" :sad2:

I'm sorry, you're sad you don't get to see her put her tongue in the mouth of a horse? :-k

deebakes
08-27-2013, 04:08 PM
it would just be returning it to the rightful owner :shrug:

Hal-9000
08-27-2013, 04:42 PM
I watched this last night....it wasn't so much the twerking or the tongue that got me,
it was what she was doing with that big foam finger :lol:

Muddy
08-27-2013, 04:43 PM
I watched this last night....it wasn't so much the twerking or the tongue that got me,
it was what she was doing with that big foam finger :lol:

The one that was stained with period blood?

Hal-9000
08-27-2013, 05:58 PM
The one that was stained with period blood?

yeah and she touched Robin Thicke's junk with it too

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2013, 05:59 PM
I wonder if that's how it all went in rehearsal or if Robin Thicke was surprised by Miley trying to upstage him the whole time they were on stage together.

Muddy
08-27-2013, 06:24 PM
I have never heard of that guy..

Hal-9000
08-27-2013, 06:48 PM
I have never heard of that guy..

Canadian talk show host's son....his current song is Blurred Lines, on the radio 200 times per day.




I like this song below and was surprised to see that the artist was white when I first heard it a couple of years ago...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKgRgMGMzY

Muddy
08-27-2013, 06:49 PM
Canadian talk show host's son....his current song is Blurred Lines, on the radio 200 times per day.




I like this song below and was surprised to see that the artist was white when I first heard it a couple of years ago...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKgRgMGMzY

Thank the lord for XM radio so I never have to hear it.. :d

PorkChopSandwiches
08-27-2013, 07:09 PM
She can tounge my ol' brown eye

PorkChopSandwiches
08-27-2013, 07:10 PM
Thank the lord for XM radio so I never have to hear it.. :d

XM...:lol:

He's on it, you must have heard this

NSFW
http://www.vevo.com/watch/robin-thicke/blurred-lines-unrated-version/USUV71300526

DemonGeminiX
08-27-2013, 07:11 PM
She's so trashy, she probably will tongue your brown eye without even asking you to wipe it first, Porky.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-27-2013, 07:12 PM
:tup: :dance:

Richard Cranium
08-27-2013, 07:14 PM
Why does everything musical from canadia suck so bad?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2013, 07:16 PM
Why does everything musical from canadia suck so bad?

Miley's from Tennessee :-k

PorkChopSandwiches
08-27-2013, 07:17 PM
thicke isnt

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2013, 07:17 PM
thicke isnt

He was born in Los Angeles and is a dual citizen

Richard Cranium
08-27-2013, 07:23 PM
Why does everything musically that is even remotely associated with canadia suck so bad?

edited for the slower MA/CO dual citizens :nana:

DemonGeminiX
08-27-2013, 07:26 PM
Are we to assume that you believe Rush sucks, Richard?

:-k

Muddy
08-27-2013, 07:27 PM
XM...:lol:

He's on it, you must have heard this

NSFW
http://www.vevo.com/watch/robin-thicke/blurred-lines-unrated-version/USUV71300526

They do have 200 channels you know.. lol

Richard Cranium
08-27-2013, 07:45 PM
Are we to assume that you believe Rush sucks, Richard?

:-k

Personally, I hate Rush worse than Journey, absolutely no redeeming quality whatsoever. I change the radio station before the 3rd note hits so I don't have to hear the little fagots shriveling whiny monotonous voice or the same shitty bass line over and over and over and over.. I would rather listen to hard core gangster rap than have to endure a brief moment of Rush.

Other than hat they are pretty OK

Hal-9000
08-27-2013, 08:08 PM
Why does everything musically that is even remotely associated with canadia suck so bad?

edited for the slower MA/CO dual citizens :nana:

you best be capitalizing CANADA bitch.....1812 can happen again you yankee doodle dickwad :x

PorkChopSandwiches
08-27-2013, 08:21 PM
They do have 200 channels you know.. lol

Sirius does

Richard Cranium
08-27-2013, 08:37 PM
you best be capitalizing CANADA bitch.....1812 can happen again you yankee doodle dickwad :x

I didn't type canada, I typed canadia but if it would help your yellow snow eating inferiority complex,

CANADIA

:machinegun:

Noilly Pratt
08-27-2013, 09:03 PM
http://youtu.be/AnosgM5yvfE

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2013, 09:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iFWES7b.jpg

Hal-9000
08-27-2013, 11:14 PM
I didn't type canada, I typed canadia but if it would help your yellow snow eating inferiority complex,

CANADIA

:machinegun:
Inferiority complex about being Canadian rather than american?????


:rofl: youa raka me raff