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Teh One Who Knocks
09-13-2013, 11:16 AM
By Matthew Hendley - Phoenix New Times


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Now that the dust has settled from the "bloody diarrhea outbreak," Federico's Mexican Food will be offering free burritos on Monday.

You can get your burrito at only one location -- the one where Maricopa County health officials believe an E. coli outbreak sickened 74 people, who ended up with the aforementioned bloody diarrhea.

See also:
-"Bloody Diarrhea Outbreak" From Federico's Sickened 74 People, Officials Say

The outbreak came only from the Federico's location in Litchfield Park, and health officials attribute it to a certain kind of E. coli bacteria: E. coli O157. That restaurant location voluntarily closed but will be serving free burritos for Mexican Independence Day, which is on Monday.

The company apparently hired the "Queen of Clean" -- some sort of TV personality who cleans things -- as a "cleaning consultant" for the restaurant. She'll be there for her free burrito, too.

She created a video explaining how she bleached the shit out of everything in the restaurant, so everything should be good now:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS7Bz2vKEdc

A food-safety law firm filed a lawsuit against the restaurant's parent company, on behalf of several of the people sickened. One of the men allegedly had what was described as "grossly bloody bouts of diarrhea," which doesn't sound good when combined with the concept of "free burritos."

Richard Cranium
09-13-2013, 12:24 PM
Sounds like a great diet plan..

Noilly Pratt
09-13-2013, 03:52 PM
Bloody Diarrhea is a great name for a punk band. But not a great marketing scheme.

Best punky name? Rat Scabies. He could be hired to sing their new jingle...

"No more blood in your stools at Fredericoooooos" :D

Hal-9000
09-13-2013, 04:48 PM
Bloody Diarrhea is a great name for a punk band. But not a great marketing scheme.

Best punky name? Rat Scabies. He could be hired to sing their new jingle...

"No more blood in your stools at Fredericoooooos" :D


:lol: you Canadians are sick people

Noilly Pratt
09-13-2013, 05:27 PM
Indeed.

Hal-9000
09-13-2013, 07:27 PM
One day I ate some lasagna off of the food truck at work....within a 1/2 hour I was sweating and dizzy, ended up shitting/barfing for the next few minutes until I thought organs would be coming out of my orifices...probably the quickest, most violent case of food poisoning I've ever had.

and I NEVER, EVER ate food off that guy's truck again....there was no question in my mind :lol: