Teh One Who Knocks
09-24-2013, 11:43 AM
Neetzan Zimmerman - Gawker
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Pennsylvania's "premier haunted scream park" will open this week with a brand new attraction that's guaranteed to scare the pants off its bravest patrons: "The Naked and Scared Challenge."
Inspired by the hit show “Naked and Afraid” on the Discovery channel, Shocktoberfest has created The Naked and Scared Challenge to test your fears and phobias on a whole new level. For the first time ever you can now experience the Unknown Haunted House totally naked! See if you have Gymnophobia- the fear of being nude. Naked and Scared tickets are limited. Online ticket purchase recommended.
The way it works is, participants will be invited to disrobe in a "semi-private preshow building" prior to entering the "Unknown Haunted House."
They will then cavort in the dark with a bunch of other naked strangers, presumably while being scared stiff.
Afterwards, the sweaty-yet-satisfied streakers will be led onto a "semi-private fenced courtyard" to rejoin their clothes and society.
There is, naturally, a disclaimer:
Shocktoberfest has created this experience so their customers can explore a new level of fear. This is about fear and pushing oneself out of their comfort zone. This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated.
*Please note there is an additional cleaning charge if we scare the piss out of you!
Those not quite up to the naked challenge can ask to keep their underwear on at the risk of being labeled a "prude."
The attraction will be offered to guests 18 years of age or older after midnight. Note that the Naked and Scared Challenge "is not offered on Sundays."
Because that's the Lord's day.
http://i.imgur.com/yChqhAm.jpg
Pennsylvania's "premier haunted scream park" will open this week with a brand new attraction that's guaranteed to scare the pants off its bravest patrons: "The Naked and Scared Challenge."
Inspired by the hit show “Naked and Afraid” on the Discovery channel, Shocktoberfest has created The Naked and Scared Challenge to test your fears and phobias on a whole new level. For the first time ever you can now experience the Unknown Haunted House totally naked! See if you have Gymnophobia- the fear of being nude. Naked and Scared tickets are limited. Online ticket purchase recommended.
The way it works is, participants will be invited to disrobe in a "semi-private preshow building" prior to entering the "Unknown Haunted House."
They will then cavort in the dark with a bunch of other naked strangers, presumably while being scared stiff.
Afterwards, the sweaty-yet-satisfied streakers will be led onto a "semi-private fenced courtyard" to rejoin their clothes and society.
There is, naturally, a disclaimer:
Shocktoberfest has created this experience so their customers can explore a new level of fear. This is about fear and pushing oneself out of their comfort zone. This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated.
*Please note there is an additional cleaning charge if we scare the piss out of you!
Those not quite up to the naked challenge can ask to keep their underwear on at the risk of being labeled a "prude."
The attraction will be offered to guests 18 years of age or older after midnight. Note that the Naked and Scared Challenge "is not offered on Sundays."
Because that's the Lord's day.