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Teh One Who Knocks
10-03-2013, 11:17 AM
By Sarah Rae Fruchtnicht - Opposing Views


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A nude Georgia man was arrested for public indecency after smearing feces on himself in attempt to avoid being put into a police cruiser.

Kenyatta Griffin, 40, was reportedly walking around naked from the waist down near an Arby’s restaurant in Columbus.

A witness told police he saw Griffin defecate on the sidewalk and then begin spreading the feces on his body.

He then proceeded into the outside bathroom of the restaurant, where police later cornered him.

"Bitch, I got shit on me. You are not going to put me in your patrol car," Griffin said, according to the police report.

He was taken into police custody at 12:45 p.m. Tuesday, according to the Ledger-Inquirer.

He is being held at Muscogee County Jail in lieu of $1,000 bond.

deebakes
10-03-2013, 04:19 PM
i thought for sure this was going to be a white dude :lol:

Acid Trip
10-03-2013, 04:28 PM
i thought for sure this was going to be a white dude :lol:

:lol:

Oh shit, I thought the same thing as Dee! The world must be coming to and end soon.

Hal-9000
10-03-2013, 07:59 PM
FYI : shit is not a good cloaking device to evade the police

PorkChopSandwiches
10-03-2013, 08:01 PM
He was white before he rubbed all that shit on him

Acid Trip
10-03-2013, 08:01 PM
He was white before he rubbed all that shit on him

:rofl:

deebakes
10-04-2013, 02:50 AM
He was white before he rubbed all that shit on him

well done :clap:

FBD
10-04-2013, 11:41 AM
fkn LOL