Putting the eye in painting: Artist snorts up colours… and cries them on to canvas

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Metro UK


http://i.imgur.com/fXU9vC6.jpg

His pale, paint-splattered canvases may lack the impact to move the viewer to tears… but he cries over every one of them.

Artist Leandro Granato creates his works by snorting up paint and squirting it out of his eyes.

He has to weep out up to a pint and a half (800ml) of watercolours to make each one of his creations. Buyers are so impressed with his unusual technique that they are prepared to pay an eye-watering £1,500 to own one.

‘Ever since I was a kid I knew I had a special connection between my eye and my nose,’ explained the 27-year-old, who comes from Buenos Aires.

http://i.imgur.com/h2ioUtN.jpg

‘As I grew up, I started realising that air and liquids could go out of my eye if I put them through my nose. Now, I am the inventor of a new painting style in the art world.’

He added: ‘When I decided to do this for a living, my whole family – as well as many other people – thought I was going crazy.

‘But as time went by, they began to understand the art I call eye-painting.’

[FBD]

I dont even know what gesture to utilize :lol:

[Hal-9000]

does he do a quick rinse of turpentine up the nasal passages and tear ducts every week? There has to be some sort of horrible by-product from doing that to your body :lol:

[Acid Trip]

Someone, somewhere, is probably paying thousands of dollars for this crap thinking that its "Art".

[Hal-9000]

Someone, somewhere, is probably paying thousands of dollars for this crap thinking that its "Art".

for sure...right up there with the guy who puts blue paint up his ass and smurfs it out to make art...

[Acid Trip]

for sure...right up there with the guy who puts blue paint up his ass and smurfs it out to make art...

Are you shitting me? :lol:

[deebakes]

:uwank:

[Hal-9000]

Are you shitting me? :lol:


not at all (and nice choice of words)....there's a pic on the net but I can't take the time to find the guy at work


there was also a little raunchy porn star in the 90's...small blonde and I can never remember her name dammit....she'd put paint up the ol wazoo, and up the ol kazoo and fire it out....not sure if she sold her work though

she had a great scene with two guys in a bathroom...she took both dicks up her ass, they splooged, she sat over a glass and deposited the jism and then she drank it


I was in love :|

[Hal-9000]

FYI...don't attempt a google search with the terms 90's porn, paint up ass, double anal, blonde, russian....when you're at work


:facepalm: :lol:

[redred]

there ain't no smiley that can cope with this shit

[Muddy]

This is gross..

[Richard Cranium]

http://i.qkme.me/35lvys.jpg