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10-13-2013, 02:32 PM
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HOUSEHOLDER Mike Williams is furious – after a foul- bowelled hooligan unloaded a big, steaming SHIT down his freshlyswept chimney. Carpet- fitter Mike ( left) had been looking forward to making up the first real fire of the year as temperatures took a turn south in his home city of Aberdeen.
But those plans went down the drain after the young oik unleashed a plop down the flue, which landed with a nasty splatter in the grate. Unwed Mike, 34, raged: “I was just getting home from work when a neighbour ran up and said they’d seen a wee ned ( Scottish for a ruffian) shatting down the chimney.
“He’s even taken a wee photo on his phone. When I opened the door the smell was incredible.
“The wee bastard’s shite had landed in the grate – it was all over the place!
Bastard
“It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There’s no way it’ll brush out. What the hell am I going to say to the insurance? ‘ Och – a ned shat doon the chimney’?
“If I get my hands on the bastard I’ll kick him in the arse so hard he’ll never shit again.”
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HOUSEHOLDER Mike Williams is furious – after a foul- bowelled hooligan unloaded a big, steaming SHIT down his freshlyswept chimney. Carpet- fitter Mike ( left) had been looking forward to making up the first real fire of the year as temperatures took a turn south in his home city of Aberdeen.
But those plans went down the drain after the young oik unleashed a plop down the flue, which landed with a nasty splatter in the grate. Unwed Mike, 34, raged: “I was just getting home from work when a neighbour ran up and said they’d seen a wee ned ( Scottish for a ruffian) shatting down the chimney.
“He’s even taken a wee photo on his phone. When I opened the door the smell was incredible.
“The wee bastard’s shite had landed in the grate – it was all over the place!
Bastard
“It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There’s no way it’ll brush out. What the hell am I going to say to the insurance? ‘ Och – a ned shat doon the chimney’?
“If I get my hands on the bastard I’ll kick him in the arse so hard he’ll never shit again.”
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