OMG The McRib is BACK!!!!!!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:puke:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hater:

[Muddy]

They're back in my area as well.. Lance loves them... I fell out of love the last time I went.. Mine was like a Pork flavored dirty dish sponge dipped in bbq sauce.

[Hal-9000]

hook a brotha up?

:(

[Muddy]

I cant believe you cant get these things up there... They're coast to coast now..

[Hal-9000]

:sad2: only in McAmerica..

[Muddy]

Dont lose sleep over it.. They were better 20 years a go when they first came out..

[Hal-9000]

I've never had a White Castle slider either :sad2:


I do have a bucket list you know :lol:

[Muddy]

I have never had a white castle at a white castle so you arent alone there..

[Hal-9000]

I heard they're small and you can down about 10 of them...with a proper appetite :face:

[Muddy]

You're sposed to order about 10 at a whack..

[Hal-9000]

my nylon sweatpants just expanded one inch around the waist.....

[Pony]

I wish Subway would bring back the rib sandwich. Way better than the McRib.

[Hal-9000]

McRib is McProcessed :homer:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

White castle is terrible too. Little greasy sponges without bbq

[Hal-9000]

White castle is terrible too. Little greasy sponges without bbq


you're jonesing for one diet-boy, don't lie :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

They sell a suitcase or some shit, box of 24 I think. They aren't very good and you have to take a shit within 5 min of finishing :)

[Noilly Pratt]

:-sHal...Canada has it. I just had one tonight in BC. Saw this post, had to go through a drive through and my local Golden Arches had it. So I ordered it to see what the fuss was about.

http://www.mcdonalds.ca/ca/en/promotions/mcrib.html
:-kMaybe we're a test market?

It's OK.
(http://www.mcdonalds.ca/ca/en/promotions/mcrib.html)

[FBD]

brave man, noilly :lol: you couldnt pay me to eat McDonalds

[Teh One Who Knocks]

brave man, noilly :lol: you couldnt pay me to eat McDonalds

Exercise, eat healthy, die anyway :hand:

[FBD]

:hand: happiness is a byproduct of a well functioning endocrine system

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/WoMfZHN.jpg

[FBD]

:rofl: we call the singer in one of my bands gary busey when he gets rippin drunk

[Hal-9000]

:-sHal...Canada has it. I just had one tonight in BC. Saw this post, had to go through a drive through and my local Golden Arches had it. So I ordered it to see what the fuss was about.

http://www.mcdonalds.ca/ca/en/promotions/mcrib.html
:-kMaybe we're a test market?

It's OK.
(http://www.mcdonalds.ca/ca/en/promotions/mcrib.html)


:shock: :shock: :shock:

THEY'RE GOING ON TOUR!



:cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

They sell a suitcase or some shit, box of 24 I think. They aren't very good and you have to take a shit within 5 min of finishing :)

so what's the downside? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They're back in my area as well.. Lance loves them... I fell out of love the last time I went.. Mine was like a Pork flavored dirty dish sponge dipped in bbq sauce.

I never said I loved them :hand:

I do like getting them occasionally when they make their limited return though :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've never had a White Castle slider either :sad2:


I do have a bucket list you know :lol:


I have never had a white castle at a white castle so you arent alone there..

I've never been to White Castle either...makes it hard since there are none around here. I've had their frozen sliders you can get at the grocery store though. I wasn't all that impressed.

[Hal-9000]

OMFG :shock:


I will make this journey into the very bowels of Mordor.....TONIGHT!



http://i.imgur.com/5GkXjVN.jpg

[Hal-9000]

From my ghetto photoshop editing program...

simplified indeed :lol:







http://i.imgur.com/gujTxn9.jpg

[Muddy]

OMFG :shock:


I will make this journey into the very bowels of Mordor.....TONIGHT!



http://i.imgur.com/5GkXjVN.jpg


You must do an unwrap video.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:










I've never upped anything to Youtube, how's my hair?

[Muddy]

Hands are fine Legmann.. :razz:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:


don't make me do this

[Hal-9000]

during the Rubik's Cube vid, I was sure he wasn't wearing any pants...

[redred]

Don't start any cross forum crap again leave leggs alone :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

Imma do a naked unwrapping vid of the McRib, in his honor

[Muddy]

Don't start any cross forum crap again leave leggs alone :lol:

Stop.. I got this... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

why do I get this strange sense of foreboding that I'm going to title my unwrapping vid - how I paid for 8 hours of food poisoning, by hal-9000 :-k

[Hal-9000]

I've got a date with King Kong Escapes and my exercise bike...gotta make some room for them faux-ribs :yumyum:





*I bet I could scarf down 4 of them lil bitches

[Muddy]

Pictures are fine, Hal.. :worthless:

[Hal-9000]

If I'm blowin chunks later, I'm going to capture in on vid for Porky....vid has sound :mrgreen:

[DemonGeminiX]

I've never had a McRib, and I wouldn't bother since I have like 4 or 5 real barbecue joints around my way. I'll just go get a half a rack of ribs from one of those places.

White Castle sucks hard.

And just to throw another name around, Krystal sucks hard too.

[redred]

Stop.. I got this... :lol:

thats what porky said before the troll turned up :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

If I'm blowin chunks later

I know that dude.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

thats what porky said before the troll turned up :lol:

That was my troll :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I've never had a McRib, and I wouldn't bother since I have like 4 or 5 real barbecue joints around my way. I'll just go get a half a rack of ribs from one of those places.

White Castle sucks hard.

And just to throw another name around, Krystal sucks hard too.


That's the only reason I want one....as mentioned, I have a different sort of bucket list (as in, keep one close after eating) :lol:

[Hal-9000]

That was my troll :lol:

damn he was mad...made a large post/thread explaining to the world - That's not me!!!!


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Lance won't let me have trolls :sad2:

[redred]

That was my troll :lol:

We know :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

damn he was mad...made a large post/thread explaining to the world - That's not me!!!!


:lol:
yeah. I sent him a message letting him know it was me. I didn't think Muddy would have done some investigating :lol:

We know :lol:

:dance:

[redred]

The aftermath was better than could ever been expected , I think legal copyrights even came into play

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:rofl:.

[Muddy]

Hal..Where is the McRib!!!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I want my unboxing video

[Hal-9000]

:|

Yesterday was junk food Saturday for me...I ended up getting pizza and passed on the McRib


:sad2: sorry guys...

[Muddy]

:unimpressed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

Yesterday was junk food Saturday for me...I ended up getting pizza and passed on the McRib


:sad2: sorry guys...

:loser:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/aYWh3Oh.jpg

[Hal-9000]

third on the bucket list...



http://i.imgur.com/n0Lb56W.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Best fast food burger

[Hal-9000]

whats that nasty pile on the left? Cheese, onions and salad dressing on the fries?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Best fast food burger

:umno:

Had one when I went to San Francisco last year....it was awful. Overrated hype.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

whats that nasty pile on the left? Cheese, onions and salad dressing on the fries?

That's animal style frys it there secret sauce.

[Muddy]

Those frys look disgusting.. 5 guys :ftw:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

5 guys is a direct rip off of in n out. Even the restaurant colors were ripped off.

[Loser]

I'm afraid to google "five guys in n out" So I'll take your word on it ;)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Hahahah. Domain name superstar, find us a clip.....it will be the new meatspin

[Hal-9000]

That's animal style frys it there secret sauce.

so it's month old Thousand Island salad dressing like on Big Macs? :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Some form there of

[DemonGeminiX]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-N-Out_Burger_products


"Animal Fries" - Melted cheese, spread, and grilled onions.

[Hal-9000]

Thousand Island dressing...nailed it :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

SECRET SAUCE!!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

SECRET SAUCE!!!!

:wank:

[Noilly Pratt]

At the Langley cruise-in they paid to have a truck come up from California with frozen in-n-out burgers and the line up was a full city block.

Never had one, but we do have 5 guys which makes wonderful burgers, but I've only gone there twice.

Just was treated yesterday by my nephew to a wonderful chicken burger at Burger Heaven - his beef burger looked great and my daughter's plain burger was "best ever" and she is a harsh critic.

My nephew is in the media biz and made a promo video for them to promote New Westminster...


http://youtu.be/Y0lcYE236-k

Best burger I've ever had - one at a Chinese food joint when I was about 13. The sauce was incredible. No idea what it was but it tasted like 1,000 island salad dressing with a kick.

[Hal-9000]

damn I'm hungry now

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Here it is fresh from the frozen box
http://i.imgur.com/uLG1TTI.jpg

[Hal-9000]

praise puss-ay! :yumyum:

[Muddy]

Wow.. That thing really is a piece of shit..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

not as bad as the pink foam insulation that was chicken nuggets a few years back...

Mickey D's said they've changed the process but holy esophagus Batman, how did they get the pink foam to resemble the taste of chicken in the first place?

[Muddy]

Chicken flavored dish sponge FtW!

[Hal-9000]

100% pure Canadian beef on that box


fuck off :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

100% pure Canadian beef on that box


fuck off :lol:

Yet they call it pork :-k

[Hal-9000]

ffs there's more pork in a Muslim whore than in that shit :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Imma gettin some of these babies this weekend

[Noilly Pratt]

Imma gettin some of these babies this weekend

Muslim whores or McRibs? :)

Or both...:-k

Time to open the McWhorehouse!

[Hal-9000]

Muslim whore and I'm gonna wear the bacon flavored condom :face:

[Pony]

Imma gettin some of these babies this weekend

Don't do it!

[Noilly Pratt]

Just got one for lunch.

:-k

Why do I feel like I want to buy an El Camino and beat up on Ethnic people?

:D JK JK!!!!!

It does feel like the time I dated that girl with the hyphenated name, and I think she lived in a mobile home park...dunno - didn't go that far! :)

[Hal-9000]

Just got one for lunch.

:-k

Why do I feel like I want to buy an El Camino and beat up on Ethnic people?

:D JK JK!!!!!

It does feel like the time I dated that girl with the hyphenated name, and I think she lived in a mobile home park...dunno - didn't go that far! :)

If you're still feeling OK in about an hour, let me know and I'll try some this weekend.


Please report in, thanks :)

[Noilly Pratt]

Reporting in...2 hour after exposure. How to put this delicately??? Will use interpretive dance and smileys and hide results in "spoiler" for those who don't give a shit (dramatic foreshadowing perhaps?). :D

:tmi:

:burp: :no:
:puke: :no:
:yum: :tup:

:yuck: :no:
:happens: :ok: and as Linc from the Mod Squad used to say...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

It is made from Ex-Lax :tup:

[Noilly Pratt]

Maybe McRibs are "The overnight wonder" too...


http://youtu.be/y3--rBGOido

[Hal-9000]

Reporting in...2 hour after exposure. How to put this delicately??? Will use interpretive dance and smileys and hide results in "spoiler" for those who don't give a shit (dramatic foreshadowing perhaps?). :D

:tmi:

:burp: :no:
:puke: :no:
:yum: :tup:

:yuck: :no:
:happens: :ok: and as Linc from the Mod Squad used to say...


ENDORSED! :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It is made from Ex-Lax :tup:

:hater:

Go eat your tofu and seaweed roll Cali boy :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I just had a protein shake :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I just had a protein shake :tup:

I'll bet you did :wank:


wipe off your lip! :x

[Hal-9000]

roads are bad here today, may not be able to make the pilgrimage tonight :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

:(

I didn't get any this past weekend...

[Noilly Pratt]

:(

I didn't get any this past weekend...

:empathy:

Oh, you mean a McRib... :D

[Hal-9000]

that too :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

at least two of these bitches are hitting my stomach this weekend! :x


no more delays/excuses/fear

[redred]

:roll: what ever :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Hope your ass falls out

[Hal-9000]

:(


I haven't had a falling out with my ass since that day Taco Time had 3 for 1 Chimichangas

[Hal-9000]

recently purchased McRib :rofl:

http://i.imgur.com/bbElV5Y.jpg

[Muddy]

Huh? Whats the deal?

[Hal-9000]

they forgot something on his bun..

[redred]

recently purchased McRib :rofl:

http://i.imgur.com/bbElV5Y.jpg

it's missing the shit bit :lol:

[Hal-9000]

probably the best McD's meal the guy could have :lol:

[Muddy]

Dude, that is insane! Maybe this is a sign that you should skip it.. :lol:

[redred]

you laugh but i bought some margarine for my better half (xmas cakes),she opened it today to find half missing i need to return it tomorrow and get a new one

[Hal-9000]

Dude, that is insane! Maybe this is a sign that you should skip it.. :lol:

:readingmymind:


:thumbsup:

[Griffin]

http://www.beliefnet.com/~/media/544C5474B8F74647987E0E872E67C883.ashx?w=400&h=300&bg=00000000&f=png

[Hal-9000]

Houston...the Eagle has landed! :dance:



hal9000 McRib unboxing


http://i.imgur.com/QVbEcrz.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that there was another interior lid/box! McDonalds = quality :thumbsup:



http://i.imgur.com/CHEmxo5.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:-k

It was a lot bigger than I thought....looked kinda disgusting but smelled good



http://i.imgur.com/669WlJu.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Revealing the inner sanctum, we see that there's onions, pickles and a generous helping of McGoo :thumbsup:



http://i.imgur.com/6kaZkVD.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Poke test - for size perspective, tensile strength of the meat and to prove that we're sitting at hal's dinner nook, in front of the PC



http://i.imgur.com/tgwT3RA.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Final thoughts and conclusion - It was tasteless and disgusting, last time I'm buying one :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Final thoughts and conclusion - It was tasteless and disgusting, last time I'm buying one :lol:

:rofl:

Thanks for the pics

[Noilly Pratt]

:-k Mine looked completely different...I had diced onions. I think you need to go to another McDonalds!

[Muddy]

They were great 20 years ago.. Like most things nowadays they have been cheapened and ruined by the mass production profiteering business.

[deebakes]

:soapbox:

[Muddy]

:slapchop:

[DemonGeminiX]

:rofl: @ Hal

[Hal-9000]

It reminded me of something from the movie Waterworld...Dennis Hopper was the bad guy and their ship was stocked with S'Meat :)


http://i.imgur.com/ePUZ2Id.jpg






If it wasn't for the sauce, the Rib thingy would taste like discount tofu on a bad day....and that sauce was nasty! :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

They were great 20 years ago.. Like most things nowadays they have been cheapened and ruined by the mass production profiteering business.

They are probably exactly the same as before, you just have a sophisticated palate now

[Hal-9000]

They are probably exactly the same as before, you just have a sophisticated palate now


= touchier gag reflex

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Alyson Hannigan

http://i.imgur.com/bJDrMQh.jpg

[Muddy]

They are probably exactly the same as before, you just have a sophisticated palate now

I think you could possibly be wrong.. I bet they sued to use better ingredients back in the day until they realized they could serve a bbq dipped sponge and still charge $3.59..

[Hal-9000]

I forgot about my unboxing in this thread, thanks :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I think you could possibly be wrong.. I bet they sued to use better ingredients back in the day until they realized they could serve a bbq dipped sponge and still charge $3.59..

You could be right, every time I have gone to McDonalds its not been the same as I remember when I was a kid. The 1/4 with cheese was my got to, when I get it now it seems smaller and less tasty.

[Muddy]

You could be right, every time I have gone to McDonalds its not been the same as I remember when I was a kid. The 1/4 with cheese was my got to, when I get it now it seems smaller and less tasty.

Like a machine shoots these things out of it like bullets into a box they send off to the freezer/packing station.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Thats been the standard for a long time though. I worked there in HS and it was frozen patties in a box then too

[Hal-9000]

You could be right, every time I have gone to McDonalds its not been the same as I remember when I was a kid. The 1/4 with cheese was my got to, when I get it now it seems smaller and less tasty.


you is larger

and

your taste buds have been reduced/burned off/jaded, from years of eating and smoking all of that chiba