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Teh One Who Knocks
11-11-2013, 01:35 PM
The Smoking Gun


http://i.imgur.com/q8H8Teb.jpg

Meet Rachel Gossett.

The 25-year-old Georgia woman was arrested early Sunday when cops spotted her having sex with Frank Lucas, 27, inside a Dodge truck parked outside a Waffle House restaurant.

As noted by the Loganville Police Department officer who broke up the 1:30 AM encounter, Gossett was pantsless and straddling Lucas in the front seat of the car (which reeked of booze). When confronted by a cop, Lucas pulled up his pants.

Gossett, on the other hand, “jumped into the passenger seat and just sat there,” according to a police report. An officer added, “I had to tell the female numerous times to get dressed before she finally did.”

But that was not a smooth process: “When the female finally got dressed she attempted to put a cheese burger on her foot as if it were a sandal,” reported Officer Joshua Brickle. Yes, that’s right, Gossett mistook a burger for footwear.

Subsequent Breathalyzer tests confirmed the obvious: Gossett’s blood alcohol content level was more than two times the .08 legal limit, while Lucas blew a .154.

“Due to their extremely intoxicated state and their fornicating in a business parking lot,” the argumentative and incoherent Gossett and Lucas were arrested for loitering and public drunkenness and transported to the Walton County jail.

PorkChopSandwiches
11-11-2013, 04:02 PM
:hitit:

FBD
11-11-2013, 04:21 PM
I'd make her take the shit out of her face first :dance:

Goofy
11-11-2013, 06:11 PM
Easy mistake to make :)

Teh One Who Knocks
11-11-2013, 06:14 PM
Easy mistake to make :)

So you've tried to wear cheeseburgers on your feet when you were drunk? :-s

redred
11-11-2013, 06:17 PM
no it gets his haggis boots dirty :lol:

Hal-9000
11-11-2013, 09:44 PM
I want to see her put the McRib panties back on :yumyum:

Griffin
11-12-2013, 12:36 AM
It looks like she mistook her eyebrow for an ear also.

deebakes
11-12-2013, 04:20 AM
:homer: cheeseburger shoes