Possessed Toaster!

[Hal-9000]

This ran on Good Morning America..





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWsR8dZb68

[Noilly Pratt]

Meeting in Hell:

Devil: How are we going to vex those people and terrorize them with messages of my existence?
Minion1: Put "Satan Lives" in the soap bubbles of someone's car wash?"
Devil: No, too subtle. Could easily be missed.
Minion2: I know, put it in a cloud!
Devil: No, a plane could fly through it and destroy the message,
Minion3: Hey - people keep saying they're seeing images of Jesus in their toast..let's get in on that action!
Devil: Yeah!

It always is good that when demonic messages are left, they're in English. That Ol' Devil is curteous.

[Hal-9000]

Satan Lives!


Yeah, right under my Nutella :yumyum:

[Noilly Pratt]

Also thought of this...


http://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec

[FBD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qB0PBGIk-8

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is there a procedure for performing an exorcism on a toaster? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Yes, but they have to request the permission of the Holy See, from General Electric

[Satan]

I got better things to do than possess somebody's toaster. Friggin' idiots lookin' for their 15 minutes at my expense. I bet that damn 50 cent toaster ain't even up to UL standards... which would totally not be my fault.

[-(

[Noilly Pratt]

Satan says "friggin'" Who knew? :)

See ya B. L. Z. Bub.