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Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2011, 06:15 PM
by Gina Serpe - E! Online


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Yesterday, we got a hint as to what Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon would be calling their newborn twins: both names start with an "M."

Well, Mariah apparently thinks the world has scratched its head long enough (although after seeing the monikers they decided upon, a little more may be in store), and finally revealed the full names of her bundles of joy.

So what are they?

"Mariah & Nick reveal the names of #dembabies," a tweet sent out on Mariah's Twitter mere moments ago read.

So, world, please welcome...

"Monroe Cannon & Moroccan Scott Cannon!"

Well, that's better than Nicki and Mario, which were our best guesses. Stars—not as egotistical as we thought! (Yeah, we're looking at you, Will and Jada.)

So how did the duo come to reach those monikers?

Well, as for their boy, Moroccan (and yes, that's Moroccan, not the slightly more acceptable Morocco), whose nickname will be "Roc," the odd name has a sentimental meaning for the couple. The Moroccan Room is what Carey has dubbed the top tier of her Manhattan apartment (it's Moroccan themed), and also happens to be the location of Nick's proposal.

The boy's middle name of Scott is not only Nick's middle name, but also the maiden name of Cannon's grandmother.

As for their daughter, Mariah's rep confirmed that Monroe was indeed named after Marilyn Monroe, who has long been an inspiration for the singer. Unlike her brother, Monroe does not have a middle name. How come? Well, like mother, like daughter: Mariah doesn't have one, either.

All right. Forget what we said about that whole egotistical thing.

Muddy
05-04-2011, 06:19 PM
Lemonjello and Oranjello..

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 06:50 PM
Amos & Andy?








:lol: I'm going to get letters for that one...

Muddy
05-04-2011, 06:52 PM
Wow... :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-04-2011, 06:54 PM
Amos & Andy?

Bwhahahah

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 06:58 PM
yeah that's it, quote my slur so shotgun can sign up and tear me a new one, thanks :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-04-2011, 07:00 PM
Its fine, he is well aware how racist you and harpoon are :lol:

Muddy
05-04-2011, 07:06 PM
it's written in STONE now...

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 07:09 PM
Its fine, he is well aware how racist you and harpoon are :lol:

I'm not racist...I'm pigmentally challenged ffs


:lol: two different things

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 07:10 PM
Its fine, he is well aware how racist you and harpoon are :lol:

psst...harp is the whiter of the two..

PorkChopSandwiches
05-04-2011, 07:10 PM
Hahahahah, Im not racist, I hate everyone the same

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 07:11 PM
had no idea she was sleepin wit a black fella :oops:


caught me off guard

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 07:12 PM
someone post a pic of Amy Winehouse's anus so we can trash this thread please :lol:

fricnjay
05-04-2011, 07:13 PM
I'm confused...:-k

I thought the woman carried the child and its obvious Nick is the Bitch. :huh:


http://i55.tinypic.com/15odxyv.gif

Muddy
05-04-2011, 07:19 PM
You dont like Nick?

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 07:20 PM
YES! BAZINGA!

TOTALLY!!!



I agree with Fric's post and we should examine the implications more thoroughly in the next few pages :thumbsup:

Muddy
05-04-2011, 07:21 PM
brb... PM coming in from Mr Stylez...

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 07:24 PM
fuckshitpiss

just about got away :lol:

Muddy
05-04-2011, 07:28 PM
subject line: whyyy

body:

http://man-over-board.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/crying.jpg

PorkChopSandwiches
05-04-2011, 07:30 PM
http://solophobia.blogg.se/images/2009/cry-baby_56313036.jpg

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 09:05 PM
:lol:

fricnjay
05-04-2011, 09:17 PM
You dont like Nick?

I have no problem with him at all per se. However what I am saying is he is a kept man, she wears the big boy pants in the house and makes all the decisions.


YES! BAZINGA!

TOTALLY!!!



I agree with Fric's post and we should examine the implications more thoroughly in the next few pages :thumbsup:

:woot: Someone agrees with me! :cheers:

Hal-9000
05-04-2011, 09:18 PM
not really Jay, just needed a distraction


you rock!!! :lol:

fricnjay
05-04-2011, 09:30 PM
:sad2: