Hey Lance... [Archive] - Teh Fallout Shelter

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:38 PM

how about a little romance? :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:38 PM

what's this bulge in my pants? :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:39 PM

please save the last dance :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:39 PM

if I'm naked, will I have a chance? :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:40 PM

you turn my penis into a lance :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:40 PM

on gun control, what's your stance? :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:42 PM

my forum life, you do enhance :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:43 PM

after last weekend, my crotch feels covered in ants :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:43 PM

my new car, will you help finance? :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:43 PM

while wearing my posting outfit, I do prance :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:44 PM

will you ever come to Canada, perchance?

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:45 PM

your celeb galleries put me in a horny trance :naughty:

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:46 PM

what's the capital of France :-k

Hal-9000

11-25-2013, 10:47 PM

Hey Lance,
Did you happen to catch the Broncos game yesterday??

:rofl:

I pictured a waiter with a serving cart, and the game on top of the cart....and the Broncs just wheeled it right over to the Pats :lol:

Jezter

11-26-2013, 07:42 AM

Go to sleep, Hal.

Hal-9000

11-26-2013, 07:54 AM

I'm steppin out tonight baby

http://i.imgur.com/SP5lb5p.png

Teh One Who Knocks

11-26-2013, 11:17 AM

:nuts:

RBP

11-26-2013, 12:03 PM

Alrighty then.

Goofy

11-26-2013, 12:32 PM

Well that wasn't weird at all.......

Hal-9000

11-26-2013, 04:00 PM

I had a bad day at work and needed a quick distraction :sad2:

:oops:

Jezter

11-26-2013, 06:24 PM

I had a bad day at work and needed a quick distraction :sad2:

:oops:
Should've backed up the old Hal's Hole. There were enough distraction for weeks! :lol:

Griffin

11-26-2013, 07:01 PM

sounds more like he should have backed up to the ole glory hole to me.

Muddy

11-26-2013, 07:03 PM

We can start a new tribute to cocks in FJ's honor if you guys want..?

redred

11-26-2013, 07:06 PM

why have we got this thread ? :lol:

DemonGeminiX

11-26-2013, 07:49 PM

I think it might have something to do with Hal being McRibless and having dreams about Lance being Errol Flynn.

Hal-9000

11-26-2013, 08:50 PM

I was curious if he was still online :lol:

trash it if you want

Hal-9000

11-27-2013, 06:33 AM

http://i.imgur.com/QsDfBYR.jpg

Pony

11-27-2013, 11:15 AM

No, you have to live with the choice you made.

:nana:

Hal-9000

11-27-2013, 03:37 PM

http://i44.tinypic.com/2s003gz.jpg

Jezter

11-27-2013, 08:37 PM

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23100000/DERP-derp-23141158-815-622.jpg