I need advice on how to insult the welsh

[Spyker]

I'm looking to start an international incident with wales.


I need good insults


Before you start let me already tell what i've already tried and has failed


Spyk: "Well you know what they welsh say, once a sheep shagger, always a sheep shagger"
Response: :After we shag the sheep, the english eat them"

attempt 2
Spyk: "Why does there always seem to be a gumby standing around everywhere in wellies?"
Response: "I dont know but the men are no better at all"


It's like this guy doesnt care about the stereotypes of his country at all.

I need to insult him proper like

[Griffin]

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[Spyker]

wont that only work on welsh ladies?

[Griffin]

I guess you could try using it to pick up men if you're into that sort of thing.

[Spyker]

only i'f they wear wellies

[redred]

try watching a film call twin town :tup:


call them taffy

and you could use some of these http://www.insults.net/html/swear/welsh.html

tbh they're pretty hard to insult after putting up with it for centuries :lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

I lived near Wales for a brief period.

No matter what you end up doing, be it saying mild stuff like "Dragons are Silly as a symbol" or wearing a t-shirt that says "Edward the first is my homeboy", you should end your tirade with the Gaelic sentence

Dos i ffwcio dy hun y cont

I knew a Welshman who called himself Taffy...so dunno if that would be a strategy.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Have you tried sending him pics of your balls?

[Spyker]

this welshman doesnt speak welsh tho

[redred]

Have you tried sending him pics of your balls?

:+1:

[Spyker]

aren't you welsh red? I'm sure it's welsh or scottish or some kind of crap race

[Noilly Pratt]

I was in Wales once and I could tell by their glares at me and the odd "blablablabla American blablablabla" in their speech they had nothing but distain for me and thought I was from the U.S.A.

So I started speaking French..then they looked like this: :shock:

[redred]

nope neither of those :tup:

[Goofy]

aren't you welsh red? I'm sure it's welsh or scottish or some kind of crap race

A crap race........ sure he ain't South African? :-k

[Spyker]

I'll have you know that we are a supreme race:mad:

[Tank]

Call him English all the time. Ask him what part of England he's from, and wherever he tells you, say "ohh that's just outside London isn't it??". Try mimicking his accent, but chuck a bit of cockney/english slant on it and insist you sound just like him!!

Ask him how long he's had running water, indoor toilet, electricity from. Check he has a colour tv and if he's heard of satellite tv etc etc. These will work if he's from a valleys area. If he's from Cardiff, chances are hes not even welsh! lol

If he's from Swansea or the area ask him how many Coke dealers are in the family, and how the family peg selling business is going down at the steel works, and how much it hurt when the "pretty shitty city" lost its Capital City status to Cardiff.
(tbh i never get why they are called peg sellers or why they get pissed about it)


Beyond local taunts and shit there isn't much else you can do to insult a Welshman. Chances are if he's from a small valleys town, then his mother and sisters likely have been ridden by all towns men, until its lambing season and the fresh wool come around ;)

[Spyker]

HHAHAHA...that's more like it

[Hal-9000]

Call him English all the time. Ask him what part of England he's from, and wherever he tells you, say "ohh that's just outside London isn't it??". Try mimicking his accent, but chuck a bit of cockney/english slant on it and insist you sound just like him!!

Ask him how long he's had running water, indoor toilet, electricity from. Check he has a colour tv and if he's heard of satellite tv etc etc. These will work if he's from a valleys area. If he's from Cardiff, chances are hes not even welsh! lol

If he's from Swansea or the area ask him how many Coke dealers are in the family, and how the family peg selling business is going down at the steel works, and how much it hurt when the "pretty shitty city" lost its Capital City status to Cardiff.
(tbh i never get why they are called peg sellers or why they get pissed about it)


Beyond local taunts and shit there isn't much else you can do to insult a Welshman. Chances are if he's from a small valleys town, then his mother and sisters likely have been ridden by all towns men, until its lambing season and the fresh wool come around ;)


:rofl:

[Tank]

Best way to find out how to insult someone's nationality, ask a person who is from there!! :D :wales:

[Muddy]

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