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redred
11-30-2013, 10:14 PM
stolen from another forum

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1452061_580827365304772_2095051876_n.jpg

:dance: 1st time i've found a use for that thread icon

Loser
11-30-2013, 11:27 PM
well, unless one of them has kryptonite up their ass. superman.

DemonGeminiX
11-30-2013, 11:33 PM
The Hulk's in there. Hulk wins.

redred
11-30-2013, 11:34 PM
but isn't Wolverine immortal ?

DemonGeminiX
11-30-2013, 11:35 PM
well, unless one of them has kryptonite up their ass. superman.

Get him away from our yellow sun and he's just a regular Joe.

DemonGeminiX
11-30-2013, 11:37 PM
but isn't Wolverine immortal ?

Yeah, and? You said a bar fight, you didn't say anything about killing people. :lol:

I say the Hulk. The more you piss him off, the stronger, more chaotic, and more invulnerable he gets.

deebakes
12-01-2013, 01:14 AM
rogue, she can become any one of them :shrug:

Hal-9000
12-01-2013, 04:22 AM
Superman, no question

deebakes
12-01-2013, 04:32 AM
rogue absorbs his power and then can instantly kill him :shrug:

Hal-9000
12-01-2013, 04:35 AM
that chick with the gap in her teeth?

no way :hand:


Superdude would rip her head off in a nanosecond

deebakes
12-01-2013, 04:42 AM
superman barely beat zod ffs :lol:

FBD
12-01-2013, 05:34 PM
dee knows what the deal is :lol:

....but then again,

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/229/106956-18465-108381-2-death-s-head-ii.jpg

DemonGeminiX
12-01-2013, 05:44 PM
:hand:

Rogue has to touch somebody to absorb their power. Superman doesn't have to get close to beat her ass. She's the first one to go.

redred
12-01-2013, 05:48 PM
:hand: She's the first one to go.

fuck that batman would be the first to go all he has is a belt filled with little gadgets :lol:

Hal-9000
12-01-2013, 06:06 PM
superman barely beat zod ffs :lol:

that wasn't in a bar fight and I don't see Zod in the picture dammit :lol:

Hal-9000
12-01-2013, 06:06 PM
:hand:

Rogue has to touch somebody to absorb their power. Superman doesn't have to get close to beat her ass. She's the first one to go.


:tup:

Hal-9000
12-01-2013, 06:07 PM
If it was a 1, 2, 3 GO! sorta thing....Supermang would instantly burn through half of that crowd with his Xray vision and that would just be warmin up!




:dance:

Goofy
12-01-2013, 06:11 PM
I vote for "dude at the back sitting on barstool doing a facepalm" :tup: Why? .......... because fuck you, that's why [-(

FBD
12-01-2013, 06:13 PM
...with rogue's hands around his neck, how long is that xray vision really going to be of burnable intensity :razz:

and we all know batman and robin would be crawling under the table sipping at drinks not spilled like Douglas Barr ans Heather Thomas :lol: they'd get their asses beat put next to actual superheroes :rofl:

Hal-9000
12-01-2013, 06:14 PM
...with rogue's hands around his neck, how long is that xray vision really going to be of burnable intensity :razz:

and we all know batman and robin would be crawling under the table sipping at drinks not spilled like Douglas Barr ans Heather Thomas :lol: they'd get their asses beat put next to actual superheroes :rofl:

:hand: you assume much young Gumby-wan....

How can she get her hands on his neck, does she have supersonic speed?

Nooooooo [-(

FBD
12-01-2013, 06:25 PM
shit, she flies too :P

:lol: goof...spiderman would be the facepalming one, getting ready to head for the exit

Hal-9000
12-01-2013, 06:29 PM
we need to put them both on the show Pinks...to determine who's the fastest :)



then we start the brawl

Tank
12-01-2013, 06:42 PM
there cant be a winner. it will just be a constant battle between Hulk, Superman and Wolverine.

Rouge could easily be taken out by the Flash, Iron Man or Green Lantern, neither IM or GL have to touch rouge to kill her.


The only true way to end the continuous fighting would be for Wonder Woman to strip naked and offer a 4 way to them :thumbsup:

Muddy
12-01-2013, 07:58 PM
Can anyone really beat Thor? The guys a god..

Tank
12-01-2013, 09:16 PM
Hulk beat Loki. So yeah the god can fall

Muddy
12-01-2013, 09:30 PM
The physics of the hulk are so un plausible though..

DemonGeminiX
12-01-2013, 09:42 PM
Comic books aren't really based on reality, Muddy.

Muddy
12-01-2013, 09:54 PM
CGI hulk just disappoints me.. It takes fantasy and makes it so ridiculous it could never ever be a reality.. Which ruins the fun for me.

DemonGeminiX
12-01-2013, 10:55 PM
We're not talking about TV or movie adaptations. We're talking about the comic book versions.

deebakes
12-01-2013, 10:55 PM
bring back lou ferrigno :tup:

Muddy
12-01-2013, 10:59 PM
We're not talking about TV or movie adaptations. We're talking about the comic book versions.

Got it.. I did just watch the avengers yesterday..

deebakes
12-01-2013, 11:05 PM
that is the best incarnation of the hulk in recent times imo :shrug:

redred
12-01-2013, 11:09 PM
Hulk smash

Muddy
12-01-2013, 11:09 PM
Still.. When he punched that spaceship it was ridiculous..

deebakes
12-01-2013, 11:12 PM
its a comic book movie :idk:

Muddy
12-02-2013, 12:06 AM
No mother fucker.. It's real.

Griffin
12-02-2013, 12:19 AM
Wonder Woman can tie me up with her golden lasso and force me to tell the truth!

deebakes
12-02-2013, 12:36 AM
aquaman :rofl:

DemonGeminiX
12-02-2013, 12:50 AM
:-k

Who's that all the way in the back? Sue Storm and the Thing?

deebakes
12-02-2013, 01:00 AM
which ones dgx? in the center or the left back? The center people behind superman in the rear are the martian manhunter and power girl :-k

DemonGeminiX
12-02-2013, 01:07 AM
Ah, I see. So they're putting the Avengers and the Justice League in the same pool hall.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-02-2013, 12:07 PM
Avengers > JLA

Hal-9000
12-02-2013, 04:49 PM
aquaman :rofl:

WINNA! :cheers:

Hal-9000
12-02-2013, 04:50 PM
there cant be a winner. it will just be a constant battle between Hulk, Superman and Wolverine.

Rouge could easily be taken out by the Flash, Iron Man or Green Lantern, neither IM or GL have to touch rouge to kill her.


The only true way to end the continuous fighting would be for Wonder Woman to strip naked and offer a 4 way to them :thumbsup:


this :thumbsup:

redred
12-03-2013, 08:09 AM
Wolverine would win :woot:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_Logan


Upon arriving, Logan discovers that in his absence the Hulk's grandchildren murdered his family, and left the bodies unburied.[5] This results in Logan finally unleashing his claws. He seeks out and slaughters the entire Banner clan before encountering old man Banner himself, who displays monstrous strength even in his human form. Banner reveals that while the murder of Logan's family was intended as a message to others, he really just wanted to get Logan angry enough to fight him because he had gotten bored being a "super-villain landlord" like the others. In his Hulk form, Banner is enormous, bigger than the Hulk has ever been shown before, and easily defeats and consumes Logan, but Logan recuperates within Banner's stomach and bursts out, killing him. Afterward, he discovers a baby hulk - Bruce Banner Junior.