Man gets toilet roll holder stuck up his bottom - and rings 999 for assistance

[Hal-9000]

:roll: newport strange place

New..port?


oh yes :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:roll: newport strange place

New..port?


oh yes :lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

When getting stitched up for my pumpkin carving incident (where I carved my finger instead), the nurse said she was relieved that this was a "regular" injury...lots of people were "celebrating" Halloween with "unorthodox foreign objects". :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Sam Chadderton - The Mirror


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A man had to dial 999 after getting a toilet roll holder stuck in his bottom.

He was unable to move and called from his mobile.

He was freed from the toilet roll holder by firemen and needed on-the-spot medical treatment by paramedics.

The un-named man, from Newport, South Wales, was given “suitable advice” by firemen to avoid getting into a similar situation again.

South Wales Fire and Rescue Service has freed 864 people in three years – 26 were in sexy handcuffs.

The Fire Brigades Union in Wales said: “We do have to deal with wacky things.

“Sometimes someone will tell you a story and you just think: 'I can’t top that'.

“To be honest, if I managed to get myself into one of these sorts of scrapes, the last thing I would want would be a whole crew of firefighters coming to see me!”

The increase in the number of amorous couples getting stuck in handcuffs has been put down to the “Fifty Shades of Grey” effect.

[Goofy]

The un-named man, from Newport, South Wales, was given “suitable advice” by firemen to avoid getting into a similar situation again.


Suitable advice........ don't shove things up your arsehole :tup:

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