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Teh One Who Knocks
12-02-2013, 06:03 PM
The Smoking Gun


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A family argument over boxed macaroni and cheese resulted in the arrest of a 20-year-old South Carolina man who is jailed for allegedly battering his father, police report.

Brian Rossi, 54, told sheriff’s deputies that he was “trying to make some macaroni and cheese for dinner” yesterday when he “discovered that there was only pasta and no more cheese packets” in the box.

After throwing out the pasta, Rossi told his son Alex to “stop using all of the cheese packets,” according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office report.

After exchanging a few words with his father, Alex “ran after him and began to punch him in the face and head.” The younger Rossi “eventually took Brian to the ground and continued to hit him.”

When deputies arrived at the pair’s home, “Brian had a fresh laceration beneath his left eye with bruising and swelling.” During questioning, Alex reported that he and his father “were arguing over macaroni and cheese,” adding that he “did punch Brian in the face, but that Brian also punched him in the face.”

Pictured at left, Alex, who had no visible injuries, was arrested for misdemeanor assault and battery and booked into the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $1097 bond.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-02-2013, 06:13 PM
:lol: Does it get anymore white trash

Hal-9000
12-02-2013, 07:50 PM
:lol:









Git yer got damn cotten picken hands off the fucken cheese packets...they don grow on trees son!!!!!! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
12-02-2013, 10:17 PM
Hopefully it was Kraft and not the ghetto kind of mac and cheese....the cheap stuff isn't worth going to jail over.

Muddy
12-02-2013, 10:39 PM
Hopefully it was Kraft and not the ghetto kind of mac and cheese....the cheap stuff isn't worth going to jail over.

Yeah because Kraft is so non-ghetto at 85 cents a box.. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-02-2013, 10:42 PM
Yeah because Kraft is so non-ghetto at 85 cents a box.. :lol:

I can get 8 boxes of the house brand on sale for that price :hand:

Muddy
12-02-2013, 10:43 PM
We bought some real Mac and cheese from Costco the other day... I think I had 3 heart attacks at dinner... :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-02-2013, 11:23 PM
:lol:

Goofy
12-02-2013, 11:29 PM
I'm really fucking hungry now

Goofy
12-02-2013, 11:30 PM
We bought some real Mac and cheese from Costco the other day... I think I had 3 heart attacks at dinner... :lol:

Home-made is the only heart attack worth having :hand:

deebakes
12-03-2013, 02:32 AM
better question, what was the kid using just the cheese packets for? :-k