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Teh One Who Knocks
12-19-2013, 12:38 PM
By Eric W. Dolan - The Raw Story


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A group of Christian anarchists has taken credit for the theft of $2,000 worth of calendars featuring scantily clad women from a Georgia shopping mall in Buford.

“Every day on the way to work, we had to walk by this kiosk. Each passing encounter forced a specific sexuality and beauty standard upon us, and we couldn’t take it anymore,” the alleged thieves wrote on the website JesusRadicals.com on December 4.

The website describes itself as a gathering place for “Christians who are also anarchists.”

The group of three Christian anarchists said one person distracted the sole employee at the kiosk on Black Friday while another person grabbed about 200 calendars off the shelves and replaced them with paper signs that read, “Sorry, misogyny is out of stock.” A third person acted as a lookout.

“We all left laughing,” they wrote.

But the theft was no laughing matter for kiosk owner Jessica Roy. She told WFTV 9 that the theft cost her small business all its profits for the season, making her unable to give her employees a Christmas bonus.

“They’re on consignment, but I’m responsible for them,” she says. “Not only do I sign a security deposit, which now I’ll lose, I’m also responsible for any merchandise that’s missing.”

Police are checking the signs for fingerprints.

RBP
12-19-2013, 02:49 PM
Idiots. :x

Hal-9000
12-19-2013, 03:57 PM
“Not only do I sign a security deposit, which now I’ll lose, I’m also responsible for any merchandise that’s missing.”


theft is theft....these CA mooks need be strung up from the nearest tree! :x

Godfather
12-19-2013, 05:30 PM
So committing a crime/struggle in the name of God... like...a jihad? :-s

Hal-9000
12-19-2013, 06:37 PM
So committing a crime/struggle in the name of God... like...a jihad? :-s


:-k


Allah allows his followers to bend more rules than our man upstairs....our god is a bit of a tight-ass when it comes to little things like killing, stealing and blowing shit up :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-19-2013, 09:14 PM
Good Christians breaking the 8th COMMANDMENT :facepalm:

Hal-9000
12-19-2013, 09:53 PM
Good Christians breaking the 8th COMMANDMENT :facepalm:

they ain't