Teh One Who Knocks
01-06-2014, 12:22 PM
News.co.au Staff
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A WOMAN created the worst fake dating profile in history to prove that some men really will click on anything.
Columnist Alli Reed said she created the fake profile with a picture of her model best friend to test whether men had limits when it came to internet dating.
She then set up an OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth "hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it".
She began by asking her "wonderful friend" Rae Johnston if she could use her Facebook pictures.
"In addition to being a journalist, mother, and all-round A+ person, she's also a model. Only that last bit is relevant here, I guess," Ms Reed wrote.
Guys responded in droves and Ms Reed realised some men really didn't have any limits when it came to women, sex and dating.
She said in creating her profile, aaroncarterfan, she touched on every facet of what it meant to be a horrible woman including being mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative and even a gold digger.
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With a penchant for drinks and drugs and listing her profession as unemployed, aaroncarterfan goes on to reveal she's really good at "convincing people im pregnant lol" and that the first thing people notice about her is "the drink Im throwing in there (sic) face lol".
And aaroncarterfan lists the six things she can never do without as: "$$$, my car, my phone, keeping america american, my family, my friends, and Aaron Carter".
But the fickleness doesn't stop there, aaroncarterfan goes on to say she enjoys knocking coffee out of homeless people's hands and that if you're rich you should message her.
She expected to be contacted by a few people with "low reading comprehension" but didn't expect more than 150 messages in just 24 hours.
Figuring that at least some of these men hadn't read her profile, her new goal was to get them to stop messaging her back.
"I was going to make AaronCarterFan come across as so abhorrent that not even the kinds of dudes who comment on YouPorn videos would respond to her," she wrote.
Her first strategy was to be "utterly awful: by saying horrible shit" such as pretending to be a 14-year-old on Facebook and making fun of her sister's friends because "LMAOOOOO bullying is fun".
Her second response tactic was "she will ruin your life" by making clear that the effects of meeting this woman would be long lasting and permanent.
Her final tactic was just to talk utter nonsense after her responses grew and grew.
"After reading 500 messages from men who apparently had just slapped their semi-erect penis on their keyboard a few times and pressed 'send', my already flimsy grasp on reality was loosening," she wrote.
"Preparing response strategies and putting words into a coherent order wasn't an option for me anymore, so I decided to turn that into its own strategy. I'd tried mean-crazy, I'd tried life-destroying-crazy; I might as well try crazy-crazy."
In the end, rather than label all men fickle, she was optimistic and offered them some impassioned advice.
"You don't want someone who will pull out your teeth and then sue you for child support; you deserve someone who will make you want to be better than you are, and will want to be better because of you. You deserve happiness, and love, and adventure. Be brave. Don't settle," she wrote before adding "STOP FUCKING MESSAGING AARONCARTERFAN, YOU ASSHOLE."
http://i.imgur.com/clbsSuc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Q1YGYSt.jpg
A WOMAN created the worst fake dating profile in history to prove that some men really will click on anything.
Columnist Alli Reed said she created the fake profile with a picture of her model best friend to test whether men had limits when it came to internet dating.
She then set up an OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth "hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it".
She began by asking her "wonderful friend" Rae Johnston if she could use her Facebook pictures.
"In addition to being a journalist, mother, and all-round A+ person, she's also a model. Only that last bit is relevant here, I guess," Ms Reed wrote.
Guys responded in droves and Ms Reed realised some men really didn't have any limits when it came to women, sex and dating.
She said in creating her profile, aaroncarterfan, she touched on every facet of what it meant to be a horrible woman including being mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative and even a gold digger.
http://i.imgur.com/DTP9bdB.jpg
With a penchant for drinks and drugs and listing her profession as unemployed, aaroncarterfan goes on to reveal she's really good at "convincing people im pregnant lol" and that the first thing people notice about her is "the drink Im throwing in there (sic) face lol".
And aaroncarterfan lists the six things she can never do without as: "$$$, my car, my phone, keeping america american, my family, my friends, and Aaron Carter".
But the fickleness doesn't stop there, aaroncarterfan goes on to say she enjoys knocking coffee out of homeless people's hands and that if you're rich you should message her.
She expected to be contacted by a few people with "low reading comprehension" but didn't expect more than 150 messages in just 24 hours.
Figuring that at least some of these men hadn't read her profile, her new goal was to get them to stop messaging her back.
"I was going to make AaronCarterFan come across as so abhorrent that not even the kinds of dudes who comment on YouPorn videos would respond to her," she wrote.
Her first strategy was to be "utterly awful: by saying horrible shit" such as pretending to be a 14-year-old on Facebook and making fun of her sister's friends because "LMAOOOOO bullying is fun".
Her second response tactic was "she will ruin your life" by making clear that the effects of meeting this woman would be long lasting and permanent.
Her final tactic was just to talk utter nonsense after her responses grew and grew.
"After reading 500 messages from men who apparently had just slapped their semi-erect penis on their keyboard a few times and pressed 'send', my already flimsy grasp on reality was loosening," she wrote.
"Preparing response strategies and putting words into a coherent order wasn't an option for me anymore, so I decided to turn that into its own strategy. I'd tried mean-crazy, I'd tried life-destroying-crazy; I might as well try crazy-crazy."
In the end, rather than label all men fickle, she was optimistic and offered them some impassioned advice.
"You don't want someone who will pull out your teeth and then sue you for child support; you deserve someone who will make you want to be better than you are, and will want to be better because of you. You deserve happiness, and love, and adventure. Be brave. Don't settle," she wrote before adding "STOP FUCKING MESSAGING AARONCARTERFAN, YOU ASSHOLE."
http://i.imgur.com/clbsSuc.jpg